What`s the bloody difference????

[billybones]

Thought I would do the right thing this morning and went shopping for an elderly friend, included on the list was some toilet paper. Not a big problem after all I even buy some for myself on the odd occasion.
Got the right brand and right size... all good but I happened to buy the printed rolls instead off the plain white.

After a small discussion I ended up taking them back just so I could try and get some peice and quiet.

Question is.... what`s the bloody difference??

 

[Happy2]

You get the prints you cant have a look see if the poop is strangely coloured or has blood in it
Silly Billy

 

[zombie]

and some people have issues with the dyes and/or scents

 

[Madam Tracey]

Maybe someone has put the fear of God into this person and they believe there are toxic dye pigments in the color printed variety....who knows. Maybe the print clashed with bathroom decor?
Did you ask the reason why ?

 

[Happy2]

You're right Cyclone Its just so hard to find colours that go with brown
This is where anal bleaching has it's place
Then it should be easier to get bright colours to match

Hmm I like bright colours Wonder if I should consider bleaching?

 

[Phoebe]

Toilet paper really, what next Hygiene products ....

 

[sexynorm]

Good to see this thread is on a ROLL!!!!!!!

 

[Phoebe]

It was in the crapper from the start!

 

[sexynorm]

Ah!...toilet humour, just a flush in the pan really

 

[Happy2]

Ah!...toilet humour, just a flush in the pan really

.......

Congratulations someone has used a worse pun that me

 

[Phoebe]

Hmmm since this is in the sewer..

 

[Madam Tracey]

You're right Cyclone Its just so hard to find colours that go with brown
This is where anal bleaching has it's place
Then it should be easier to get bright colours to match

Hmm I like bright colours Wonder if I should consider bleaching?

Anal bleaching is not all its "cracked" up to be...

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Mine has to be Quilton double length rolls. Recently Tania bought 10 pkts and then was late back to get me an appointment. As she has a two seater, I threw the 10 packets on our grass verge to pick up when we got home, low and behold an hour later my $100 worth of loo paper had grown wings and flown.

 

[Phoebe]

Mine has to be Quilton double length rolls. Recently Tania bought 10 pkts and then was late back to get me an appointment. As she has a two seater, I threw the 10 packets on our grass verge to pick up when we got home, low and behold an hour later my $100 worth of loo paper had grown wings and flown.

Laid back and Friendly you say? they nicked your bog roll that's horrible...

 

[Happy2]

Laid back and Friendly you say? they nicked your bog roll that's horrible...

But they stole them in such a laid back and friendly way Phoebe

 

[Phoebe]

But they stole them in such a laid back and friendly way Phoebe

No Shit, Happy2 no shit..... lol..... what kind of person steals toilet rolls?

 

[homer]

Well, shit happens.

Printed or plain, it's a preference or a mind trick. Some people think they are rubbing colouring onto their dark hole. Hence they prefer plain. Butt if you been eating cake with icing, you know colouring a plenty, and not to mention the daily junk food we put into the pie hole. One may just shit rainbow.

 

[Madam Tracey]

Mine has to be Quilton double length rolls. Recently Tania bought 10 pkts and then was late back to get me an appointment. As she has a two seater, I threw the 10 packets on our grass verge to pick up when we got home, low and behold an hour later my $100 worth of loo paper had grown wings and flown.

Shit happens! Agreed Quilton is my favorite roll of choice....not fussed about design.