What is the difference?

[Lord Spikey]

What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A Genealogist looks up the family tree and a Gynecologist looks up the family bush.

 

[Historian]

What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's baton?

A magician's wand is used for cunning stunts!

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Whats the difference between a man and a great client?

$400

 

[Historian]

What's the difference between a goat and a goldfish?

A goldfish mucks up fountains!