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What is it like for a chick after she goes home with you.

Master Yoda

“Your path you must decide.”
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Here is something I wrote for a blog. Ladies...... this one is out to you. Give me some feedback and tell me if you agree, disagree or otherwise. I am searching for the best answer :)


How to increase chance of sex after bringing a girl home.
] 24/02/14


Picture a night out where you meet a girl and the chemistry is right and you get on like a house on heat with her. Then she agrees to go home with you. Now most guys think that is it. That the cat is in the bag and a night of hot romping is guaranteed. Well here is news for you. Many women have last minute resistance and anything can trigger a bail out. I do not wish any readers to even imagine that painful situation, as here are some tips to minimise this from happening.


We are going to focus on your place where you bring the girl back to. Women are curious creatures and will notice details like your DVD collection, book collection, and magazines you have around the place, and also the general state of how you keep your house and bedroom. By doing this they are piecing together a picture of the guy that they are deciding on whether to have sex with or not. Now after all the hard work and anticipation of getting her there you do not want to minimise your chances of having sex by inviting her into a dump, or a student flat full of young boys after a Saturday night. From inviting her in to getting her into bed should be a smooth process. And the following tips may or may not seem like common sense. But it will synchronise with the hard wiring of the female brain.


1. The Kitchen
What’s in your fridge? What have you got to offer her to drink? She is going to ask for a drink. Is it going to be that half a bottle of bourbon? Or maybe an old bottle of port that no one wants? That is seriously not sexy. Make sure that you have a bottle of white wine chilled in your fridge at all times. It is a drink that is almost universally accepted among chicks. And please have 2 clean wine glasses. A beer mug or a coffee cup is really not cool. And no, don’t offer her a beer.


Girls after a night out are going to be hungry. What are you going to offer her to eat? If you have nothing but stuff you will have to spend time cooking or order a takeaway that is going to take time. That is time in suspension that gives her more space to create that last minute resistance. Make sure you have something that is easy and right there and ready. Have some naughty food. Like chips, chocolate, and other snacks. That is what she is going to want.


Heed this or she may say she is hungry and really need to go home and get something to eat.


2. Bathroom
A no brainer is not to have a filthy floor and toothpaste stains all over the sink and mirror. And most importantly have toilet tissues available next to a toilet that does not look like a mud cake. That stuff is big to a woman. And here is the ultimate must have in the bathroom. A clean fluffy unused towel that she can use, if she sees a damp beige towel that was once white she will find that as a perfect excuse to go home. Women want to wake up before you do and have a shower and make themselves look beautiful like they did the night before. And have some decent shower gel and shampoo. She is not going to stay over if she sees nothing but a crusty piece of Palmolive that has not been touched in a few weeks.


3. Bedroom
Must have a made bed, must have clean sheets. No empty food containers or dirty dishes. Lose the porn magazines, and anything that smells like old socks. And guys it is worth tidying your room for right?


Be mindful of what music you have and is it ready to go. Are you going to go into the bedroom and goofily fumble around with an iPod dock or a cd player? You are giving her another chance of last minute resistance. Be prepared. Have a laptop of a device with a good playlist that is just ready to go at the touch of a button. She will appreciate that and the mood will be set.


Lighting in your room is very important. Always have some form of soft lighting be it a dimmer or a lamp. There is nothing worse than pitch dark or a bright light. Girls have just come from a club or a restaurant where the lighting is soft that makes her look good. She will not want you to see every blemish on her face and elsewhere. Oh and candles are not so great as they are a little 80’s and can come across as a little creepy to some girls.


There is a ton of stuff that can be discussed about getting it right when it comes to bringing a girl home for a passionate night. But what was pointed out in this article does not require skill. It is just about being prepared, and not being sloppy. Plenty of guys can pick up but if he brings home a girl and gives her excuses leave like a having nothing for her to eat or drink but tap water and have her cringe at a poo stain in the toilet. So take a little time to do some shopping and setup your pad properly. This is the kind of thing that no guys should get wrong.
 

svengali

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Great advice Yoda.

I would also add that if you are taking the lady back to your place it is a good idea to make sure that your car is equally presentable. Opening the door to a four wheeled cesspit reeking of cigarette smoke and with decaying fast food containers strewn on the floor would send most ladies screaming back into the pub.
 

Dallas

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Great post Yoda, and I agree with it all. I've always prided myself on trying to adhere to many of these points. I have spent ages viewing my apartment before a lady arrives and wondering what she will make of the smallest details. Books and even art work can be a factor. A big one is the quality of the toilet. Remember seat down and have that thing totally sparkling like it's brand new. Soap on tap by the hand basin and definitely no stray hairs lying about. Some ladies couldn't' care less about this, they are so horny they just want to tear your clothes off and get down and dirty, but for others it's a factor -especially the next morning when they head out to the fridge to see what they can drink or eat!
 

Dez

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I think perhaps keep some fruit handy...just so she doesn't think you only eat chocolates/chips or naughty snacks....oh, and make sure the fruit doesn't look really old :p
 

Sexty8

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I think perhaps keep some fruit handy...just so she doesn't think you only eat chocolates/chips or naughty snacks....oh, and make sure the fruit doesn't look really old :p
Bananas, Cucumbers..?...
 

Dez

...the floor is lava
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Yes phallic shaped items to get her in the mood! ROTFLMAO
 

Phoebe

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If she is coming home with you then you are there already, so before you actually went out on that date, you would of cleaned you house, removed the porn mags from the toilet, and made sure it was clean etc etc, likewise bathroom, and your bed sheets changed, and not have a quilt cover that says, "Minions" or Holden.. etc etc... made sure yoru kitchen was clean, and sprayed an air freshener around the place, put out the pizza boxes and made it look presentable... so if she is coming home with you she will like the place, and well if she is in your car guys..... Dont snatch defeat from the jaws of Victory! ....
 

Phoebe

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As a newly single man.. this helps!

As Ms Sue says... really basic living 101 guys its not that difficult.... men can build nuclear submarines can land man on the moon, so having a clean livable house is simple surely...
 

Happy2

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As Ms Sue says... really basic living 101 guys its not that difficult.... men can build nuclear submarines can land man on the moon, so having a clean livable house is simple surely...
Crap ! you women have no idea Phoebe
Wash a few dishes cook three meals a day No I am a generous sort I will pour a bowl of cereal in the morning and make a sanger for lunch It is a partnership after all So just one meal and some scones
wash a few dishes launder a few clothes darn a few socks raise 3 boys Bring me a cold beer as of 5.30 PM each day every 22.5 minutes
Polish your ankle manacle daily It is prada after all Only the best for my wife (Eh Lana ? )

I will put aside 5 mins every Sunday to service you Gotta keep em sated eh Boys?

You just do a few simple chores I mean you've got lec trcity now Not like your poor ol gran
You are just never satisfied

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Who was that ? who's there Lana Theres a angry mob of sheilas out there with...
Lana LANA where are you Save me Lana
 

Phoebe

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Crap ! you women have no idea Phoebe
Wash a few dishes cook three meals a day No I am a generous sort I will pour a bowl of cereal in the morning and make a sanger for lunch It is a partnership after all So just one meal and some scones
wash a few dishes launder a few clothes darn a few socks raise 3 boys Bring me a cold beer as of 5.30 PM each day every 22.5 minutes
Polish your ankle manacle daily It is prada after all Only the best for my wife (Eh Lana ? )

I will put aside 5 mins every Sunday to service you Gotta keep em sated eh Boys?

You just do a few simple chores I mean you've got lec trcity now Not like your poor ol gran
You are just never satisfied

ecommerce-challenges.jpg

Who was that ? who's there Lana Theres a angry mob of sheilas out there with...
Lana LANA where are you Save me Lana



You are on your own here Happy :) good luck buddy.... I heard you need to drive a stake through the hearts of vampires to kill them, I can see these women doing just that to you!! god bless your soul!!
 

Mister X

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If she is coming home with you then you are there already, so before you actually went out on that date, you would of cleaned you house, removed the porn mags from the toilet, and made sure it was clean etc etc, likewise bathroom, and your bed sheets changed, and not have a quilt cover that says, "Minions" or Holden.. etc etc... made sure yoru kitchen was clean, and sprayed an air freshener around the place, put out the pizza boxes and made it look presentable... so if she is coming home with you she will like the place, and well if she is in your car guys..... Dont snatch defeat from the jaws of Victory! ....
You are right. If a lady is going home with a guy that is already a monumental achievement. And as many guys know spme rejections have to be experienced between successes.

Correct me if I am wrong ladies, but would it be true that many of you are nervous enough as it is to be at a strangers home with potetial reservations popping up. And something like bad smells, a grose mess, etc can totally trigger cold feet which leads to termination of anything further happening and you leaving?
 
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