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nextplease69

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My understanding of it from a pornography P.O.V is that it is ejaculating in said ladies vagina or anus and then watching her use her internal muscles to push the ejaculate out... which would most definitely be one hell of an erotic massage:facepalm::wacky:
 

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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For Australia's premier madam, you appear to have a very sheltered life, Mary-Anne. ;)

Actually, I find it quite sweet and refreshing. :)

This site can be notoriously unreliable but you can often find out what the cool cats, hipsters, porn addicts and trendoids are on about here: http://www.urbandictionary.com
 

Happy2

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Now now Your XLNC You know our favourite Battleaxe only helps to provide 1 Hour love affairs

We should applaud the lady for not knowing about such things It is her Naivety and sweetness that we should all appreciate
Anyway she has Lana to handle all the filthy subjects
 

John The John

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I don't know the 'Bepp' bit thats foreign to me. But otherwise, as Nextplease69 says pretty much, with an alternate being that the cream can be 'on' the pie, rather than 'in' it :)

Read a backpage ad recently where creampie was offered - I thought that was curious, looked further and the girl says in capital letters near the end of the ad "NO NATURAL" services ... hmm????

Maybe theres a widely used meaning of creampie that I'm unaware of? But this ad seemed like an oxymoron to me.
 

Happy2

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I agree John the John
You either have safe sex or creampie You can't have both
I do wonder if some advertisers confuse creampie with Cum on body
 

bepp

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just to set u guys?? str8 .....mak's the one who dosent k ow wat a creampie is
 

Phoebe

Some Village lost an Idiot!
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The deal with a cream pie is,: A man ejaculates inside a vagina without a condom while lady is on her back so missionary, she says to man if I can push all that out YOU will give me oral sex until I cum, man says sure I will take that... so lady pushes it all out. Guess what man has to do? A few ladies I know have done this, and and held the man to his word.....
 

Phoebe

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no phoebe.. what you refer to there is known as a creampie cleanup

No that's how it works, and its men or should I say boys that fall for this trick, they think a woman's vagina can not perform this, well it can.....if she has great muscle control.

I wonder what these dudes feel like knowing they are liking and swallowing there own cum....... Vagina 1 Penis 0
 

Miss Monique

Adelaide's original Plus Size Delight
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So Bushseeker is that.s a cream pie cleanup what is a cream pie then luv
I'm a fan of COF/COB
 

Happy2

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Have to agree with Bush seeker on this Phoebe
And as for your pussy 1penis O
Said penis just had natural unprotected sex
The man attached to said penis had got what he wants and is happy to just walk away
 

Phoebe

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Have to agree with Bush seeker on this Phoebe
And as for your pussy 1penis O
Said penis just had natural unprotected sex
The man attached to said penis had got what he wants and is happy to just walk away

Said penis just had natural unprotected sex --- you can not do cream pie with condoms..... sorry ...

Unprotected sex is happening daily..... without issue sorry to say, most ppl in relationships have that on a daily basis, and if say the man gets a vasectomy said couple can have sex unprotected while said woman is ovulating :) now Miss Monique will understand where I am coming from there 4-6 days a wondrous sex for a lady. :)

Cream pie can be taken in all different ways, and well if a man ejaculates on a woman's external labia' you may as well do unprotected as she can get pregnant if sperm enters her, and even get a STD, as for pushing it out like I said that's part of it... and its a game to trap punters whom think they know how a woman's body works... :)
 

bushseeker

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ads for cream pie ive seen have all been from the asian sex slave cartell
fake photos fake services just bulk advertising to drown out caucasion advertisers
theres even claims and im starting to think there could be some truth they also employ proffesional timewasters ive heard theres a team of them
waste caucasian ladys time fake bookings pic hunters addy hunters sexters so they cant take business from their asian sex slaves
 

homer

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The deal with a cream pie is,: A man ejaculates inside a vagina without a condom while lady is on her back so missionary, she says to man if I can push all that out YOU will give me oral sex until I cum, man says sure I will take that... so lady pushes it all out. Guess what man has to do? A few ladies I know have done this, and and held the man to his word.....

Is this the cream pie slurpee? I'd go down on a lady till she cums but no cream pie slurpee please...call me a hypocrite but that's just the way it is.
 

Happy2

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Is this the cream pie slurpee? I'd go down on a lady till she cums but no cream pie slurpee please...call me a hypocrite but that's just the way it is.
Homie we weren't talking about the prior clients leavings So it should be okay Yes?? :sorry:
 

Phoebe

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Well, I don't know mate. I am a fussy slurpee drinker, I don't drink my own slurp. :eek:

Actually some women who do you are silly, including GF;s have a knack of going down on you till they feel precum then come up for air and kiss you on the lips and do DFK while passing your own pre-cum back to you... .... hmmmmmm
 

bushseeker

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Alot of ladys who do BBJ dont do cim
of course guys often try it
one of my friends just before the BJ would say "cum in my mouth snd you meet my dog"
it was a friggen big dog.....
another if they "accidentally unloaded in her mouth would quickly come up and kiss/sperm swap them
 
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