What do you think about when in line at the supermarket?
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Ahoy;- Well when I am waiting in line at the supermarket, I always wondering where the flash Dancers have gone???????????????
Beyonce End Of Time Target Flash Mob
Beyonce End Of Time Target Flash Mob
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Last week, as I was waiting for an 'assisted checkout' terminal to become available, a tall young hot blonde was standing in the line to my right. We had smiled at each other briefly a few minutes earlier when I passed her in the fruit and vegetable section. So naturally I thought about her. A lot. Like really a whole lot. And yes, a high degree of surreptitious perving was involved to continue stoking my internal fantasy fabricator module which was working overtime. I think I might even have let some dude cut in line... but I can't be sure and didn't really care. His XLNC was otherwise occupied.
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Ahoy we need more Flash Dancers........................
bushseeker
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ok if theres a queue at yhe self serve I select the checkout with the hottest chick.... least then I have something to look forward too..
svengali
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Yep, a bit of people watching is about the only thing I can do in a checkout line. One of the few benefits of retirement, though, is that I can hit the shops when things are a bit quieter and the queues are shorter. Of course there are fewer checkouts open but it is a lot quicker, especially if I use the automated checkouts.
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Not to mention the jobs those machines are stealing
Jaykay
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Aren't kids the best they just don't know the pressure they put on you but you wouldn't give them up for all the tea in china,but I must say if you offered me at the right time I'd give it a good thought lol
Jaykay
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Evil yes I love chocolate hehe
Jaykay
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The red head in the front is hot and boy she has all the moves
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I feel sorry for the people who want just to get past to do their shopping
They danced for ages
Jaykay
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thankfully there are some jobs that are safe from machines, the personal touch and can't get from a machine
bushseeker
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yea but even as an adult I will go out of my way to use them to buy frangas rather than run them past the 15yo girl in her after school job
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i think it send a good msg to them
monkey see monkey do
we want them to buy condoms
instead of unprotected
Happy2
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What ?, You dont want the
"Hey mister Why would a man as old as youse want these"
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Self check out, what a kill joy...
I probably won't grow up, young at heart, young in mind, ahh look there's me in the video...;-)
I probably won't grow up, young at heart, young in mind, ahh look there's me in the video...;-)
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please dont decline please dont decline lol
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Judging by the expression on the faces of a few who walked past, they were definitely not happy Jan.
A judicious shout of 'Fire!' or 'Oh my God, he's got a gun!' would help clear a path -- you'd have to scream mighty loud though to be heard over the 'music'.
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I think if i really need that or Not.................
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One thing I do find myself thinking is shit I forgot that but I'm next in line and I've been here nearly ten minuets should I go get it or can I do with out it to next time or give up my poll position,so I often go stuff it I missed it for a reason and I'm in front so I'm going through
How true it is and then if this one doesn't work which one next then when is the best time to run lol
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The oldest profession in the world, and probably the last profession in the world, I wonder who the Adam and eve of mars will be?..mmm
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No not keen to flash the XXXL framgers around....Lol,....I'm bemused by that, ribbed is the go,....Lol..... that moment when you have planted a thought innocently in the checkout girls mind and said nothing, and can get away with it,........thats priceless...;-)
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If I am in a long line my mind generally alternates between coming up with ways to make the lines move more efficiently, thinking about where I need to be at next, and wondering why some people have absolutely no concept of personal space (I shouldn't be able to feel or smell anyone else's breath in the checkout line).
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Why haven't I thought of this before? I'd get my jollies by buying an armful of prophylactics (and nothing else) from the cutest checkout chick on shift.
I bought a certain performance enhancing product from the chemist a couple of weeks ago and a pretty young thing took my money. Priceless indeed.
I bought a certain performance enhancing product from the chemist a couple of weeks ago and a pretty young thing took my money. Priceless indeed.