What’s the Most Creative Pick-Up Line You’ve Heard or Used?

[Aurora Love]

Alright, let’s talk game some pick-up lines are smooth, some are hilarious and some are so bad they actually work!! I once had someone say "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." Cheesy? Yes. Effective? …Maybe.

Now it’s your turn! What’s the best (or worst) pick-up line you’ve ever heard, used, or fallen for? Bonus points if it actually worked!

Aurora Love x

 

[mrys]

Hi I'm John. All the good pick up lines are taken..........but I'm hoping you're not? Always got a chat out of it at worst.

 

[Phoebe]

Alright, let’s talk game some pick-up lines are smooth, some are hilarious and some are so bad they actually work!! I once had someone say "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." Cheesy? Yes. Effective? …Maybe.

Now it’s your turn! What’s the best (or worst) pick-up line you’ve ever heard, used, or fallen for? Bonus points if it actually worked!

Aurora Love x

Have you run out of them and need Ideas???

 

[Phoebe]

How sad is that, speaking of pick up lines... @Lana was speaking of this the other day... imagine being 25 and never asked a woman out....

 

[Master Yoda]

A friend once claimed he picked up a stripper with,
“You’re a pig, but you’ll do”.

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Did one of the dumbest things ever once I pulled this girls hair.
She smiled and said you pulled my hair I explained that I though she was wearing a wig anyway we got chatting and really got along well and from that time on she really got off on hair pulling then one day when we were getting naughty I asked if I could spank her and that did it she gets off on spanking and hair pulling anyway she dumped me for a girl who had better bum for spanking and hair for pulling.

 

[GKStyles]

For some reason I seem to have perfect timing with "that's what she said" and if it doesn't land right the first time I follow with "it's a sex joke don't you get it?"
The trick is to then drop it in a few more times in an obviously corny way if we're hitting it off enough to be still talking long enough. It doesn't take long for the conversation to become a little more edgy and risqué because if everything can be turned into a sex joke the potential for innuendo at each moment is like a kind of mental door opening to flirting more and expressing intent with confidence.

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Has anyone ever used the daggy ones.
do you like BBQs and do you like sausages because I would like to take you to a bbq and show you my sausage.

Or do you like chocolate because I have a bar in my pocket.