Me and my donkey ehaw ehaw!!!!!!
I must confess young man it was fairly late in life, exactly when, i am afraid i shall not say .
Indeed for various reasons, being my calling the main one of course . But deep down i felt that i was waiting for that special person{being a man of the cloth you put away the worldly urges and passions and give your self entirley to your maker}.
I used to combat these so called evil passions by running and running till i dropped . The parish was and is semi rural so there were many places to explore. The parish also had a old donkey called Ned and i used to ride for many miles around the country side. I must admit i had to carry many carrots and a long stick to coax him.
Getting back to the virgin thing sex is a natural and a god given gift, i wish i had explored it much sooner in life. Alas i still have my "P" plates, and learning. So any of you virgins out there no matter how old get out and fornicate you never no when you mighten be able to.
Father John