Ummm Different Sex Toys

[Tania Admin]

This morning while I had a moment of peace, I thought I would browse the web for weird sex toys. Not because I want to buy some, just because I'm a curious gal.

Well, well, wasn't I surprised by what I found. Even a dildo that looks like an Orca Whales Penis, umm yes I'm serious, I know each to their own, but a Whale Penis Dildo?! ????? lol

Here are a few other things I came across:

THE INFLATABLE DILDO CUSHION

This one is self explanatory. I guess it would be an interesting seat to pull out of your boot for the beach or at the park.



THE HOUDINI COCK CHASTITY BELT

Yes, I know self explanatory too. Been a bad boy lately? Let's see you get out of this one? lol


THE PIG TAIL BUTT PLUG

For a Corker of a time he he he


ANAL RING TOSS

I know a few tossers who are anal, but this takes the cake, so to speak..lmao


AND LAST, BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST (hmmm this one perked my interest)

THE TOY: BLUETOOTH ENABLED VIBRATOR

(This is the advert as I found it)
If you and your lady enjoy some sexy texting while at work, then The Toy was made for you. The Toy lets you arouse your women from afar giving 72,000 possible vibration variations from a single text message via bluetooth. So basically if you’re not that creative in terms of what you want to say to her, not to worry because The Toy does all of the work in making every text exciting and unique. We recommend that if your gal works with heavy machinery that you stay far far away from this.


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[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- HaHahAHahHAha;- But seriously, I will order one of the BLUETOOTH ENABLED VIBRATOR, can you imagine every time you get a TXT/buzzzzying away;-----Ohhhhh eye;------- I will order one of the THE HOUDINI COCK CHASTITY BELT, I am sure it will put it to good use one day, when some guy gives me greif, I will slap on the Chasity belt and throw away the key. HooooooHoooooo, I need more RUM

 

[Rochelle]

LOL.........they are awesome. I think I would go for the pink dildo cushion. I would definitely spend more time on the beach admiring the beauty of the Indian Ocean..........:notworthy


R.xxxxxxxxx

 

[Tania Admin]

Here are a couple more for your perusal.

Uh Huh, ummm, my assumption was the male fraternity would be wanting the exact opposite!


These 2 go hand in hand for the gentleman who likes his Bj's,, well maybe not hand in hand more like in the machine he he he




For those of you who are feeling a little alienated perhaps?!

 

[TheCock]

How long do you think till the human female species evolve to have three breasts?

 

[ecchimiki]

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Love the fact that it has a car adapter on it. "Faster! Faster!" - "Which, the car or the vibration?"

 

[Jessica]

Pretty tame in comparison...found this at the supermarket YESTERDAY... and got it as a treat for my partner... it can buzz away for 20 mins..then you throw it away. Under $5 bucks. Brought a big smile to his dial. And cut my 'work load' in HALF !! Over with the wifely duties and time for SLEEP !

http://www.durex.com/en-GB/Products/Vibrators/Pages/Play-Vibrations.aspx

 

[ecchimiki]

Which supermarket chain would this be?

 

[Jessica]

Coles- Midland - Spose WW and IGA May have them too. Right next to the condoms and the lube.

 

[Tania Admin]

Next thing you know the food chains will be selling vibrators as well lol

 

[ecchimiki]

Next thing you know the food chains will be selling vibrators as well lol

Hey, it IS a vibrator...

Admittedly not the same thing as having a shelf full of phallic rubber dongs lined up, but this is way more than I expected from our supermarkets...

 

[Rochelle]

How long do you think till the human female species evolve to have three breasts?

What do you want to do with three breasts while still deling with only two hands? Only makes sense when the male species envolve to have three arms.


R.xxxxxxx

 

[ecchimiki]

What do you want to do with three breasts while still deling with only two hands? Only makes sense when the male species envolve to have three arms.

We have a mouth and tongue and we know how to use it.

 

[Tania Admin]

SEX TOYS VENDING MACHINE
A fun flickr find… a vending machine full of fun toys like the tickler, love eggs and whatever the hell rubber pinkies are. For around $7 you can grab whatever sex toy you need for your immediate convenience while out on the town. Seriously, you never know when you might need some “heaven beads” with your flavored condoms.


Unfortunately I couldn't get the picture to download. But if you want to see a real sex toy vending machine, wander in to Langtrees because we really do have one here

 

[Contrarian]

As far as I know, the Porsche 911 and a BMW, are still the favourite sex toys of many a woman. BMW of course means "brings more women".

 

[homer]

Sexual innovation at its best...lol...i think that pink seat has a place in the pool...when visiting your local public pool have a floaty good time. If people ask why is it vibrating, you tell em theres a propeller propelling you forward...lol

 

[Tania Admin]

Hmmm, try this on for size,,,,or maybe not lol

As best I can tell, this must be some kind of boxing glove. But why would this be in a catalog of sex toys? And why does the "mitten" go all the way up to her shoulder,,,,,,,,,OH SHIT! lol

 

[Tania Admin]

For some reason this one makes me think of the movie "Bad Boy Bubby"

 

[Bambi]

omg those toys are crazy

 

[Contrarian]

From years of experience I can tell that few things turn women on more than a Porsche 911, a BMW 750iL or a Sybian. Oh, and me being their toy boy!

 

[Tania Admin]

Oh Wow! I had forgotten all about this thread. Boredom sure gets me hunting in ummm different directions.

 

[Anna Iv]

Toy story "Adult version"

 

[steveausitn150]

amazing sex toys you must use while having sex ..