jerry hattrick
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At the local Senior Citizens Club, Tom was showing off a photo of him and a beautiful young Thai girl giving him a kiss.
"Who is that?" asked Harry. "Is that your girlfriend?
"Actually; she is my wife" replied Tom.
"How did an old fart like you get such a stunner?" sneered Dick.
Tom confessed that he lied about his age. "What, don't tell me that you told her that you were only 50" sneered Dick again.
"No" replied Tom. "I told her that I was 90!!!!!!!"
"Who is that?" asked Harry. "Is that your girlfriend?
"Actually; she is my wife" replied Tom.
"How did an old fart like you get such a stunner?" sneered Dick.
Tom confessed that he lied about his age. "What, don't tell me that you told her that you were only 50" sneered Dick again.
"No" replied Tom. "I told her that I was 90!!!!!!!"