Mine is still intact, thank goodness... so is my grandsons.
But let me tell you, if I may about the Jewish Rabbi and the Catholic Priest...
Hamish the Rabbi and Paul the Priest, lived next door to each other for over 30 years and during all this time they had longed to own a motor car... but unfortunately as each saved, week by week, the price of a car always seemed to be just out of their reach.
One day Hamish and Paul were outside watering their respective street lawn's when they got talking about one day owning a motor car... Then they had a bright idea...seeing as each had saved, for 30 years, but neither had enough savings to buy a car, they could pool their funds and buy one between them.
That way, they could each have use of it on alternate weeks and when they didn't have it they could revert to using the Bus.
So it was decided and off they went to John Hughes to buy a second hand Hyundai Getz, for $10,000.
Back home they decided to toss a coin to see who would have use of the car for the first week... Paul the the Priest won the toss and so on the first Sunday that Paul had use of the car he took it to Church and washed it in Holy Water.... The next Sunday Hamish took the car to the Synogogue and cut a half an inch off the exhaust tail pipe!