Things you shouldn’t say after SEX 🤫

[Jamie Jackson]

Wrong answers only…….

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Thank you for your patronage!

 

[Jasmine Malika]

I’ve had better

 

[Gobble_Doc]

That’s my first time doing that - as the one with the vagina!

 

[tsmith]

Almost better than masterbation.

 

[johnmatilda]

My wife will be home soon, let's catch up again soon.

 

[Reception Celeste]

Is it in yet?? Oh, that's it? You're not as bad as your brother but nowhere near as good as your Dad!

 

[Jamie Jackson]

I’ll see you again at the next family reunion.

 

[Jasmine Malika]

Is it in yet?? Oh, that's it? You're not as bad as your brother but nowhere near as good as your Dad!

My first time was just me asking if it was in yet

 

[Vader]

That was like lying down in a wet puddle.

 

[abjinnc]

I love you

 

[Slugger1]

Will you marry me?

 

[Lexx Soule]

My first time was just me asking if it was in yet

That's awkward for both of you....

 

[Lexx Soule]

I think my mum is going to die tomorrow........

 

[Jamie Jackson]

So… same time tomorrow, buddy ?

 

[mrys]

Where did the condom go?

 

[johnmatilda]

Did I miss? I couldn't feel the side walls!

 

[johnmatilda]

What's that brown stuff on my dick?!

 

[SillyOld]

Hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

 

[LongHair]

hurry up and get dressed mum, before dad gets home

 

[Vader]

Mum! Dad won’t give me a turn on your arse…….

 

[Wooper]

You’re not as deep as your mom

 

[No idea what to do]

Your friends a better fuck than you
Drive em crazy

The Frenchman

 

[johnmatilda]

Your friends a better fuck than you
Drive em crazy

The Frenchman

I used a similar line in my younger bonking days. Drove em craaazy and got me more ass than a toilet seat!

 

[richm]

Cash or card ... ?

 

[BATS69]

I'll get my coat.

 

[lỗ đít]

Well... that's 3 minutes I'll never get back.

 

[anynameuwish]

Am I as good as mum says ?.

 

[Vader]

Am I as good as mum says ?.

Yes Son.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

What's that brown stuff on my dick?!

Ewww