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Things guys want girls to stop doing during a BJ.

nextplease69

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Things guys want girls to stop doing during a BJ.

1. Scraping your teeth up and down the shaft, or worse yet, on the head.

2. Bob your head up and down so fast that any and all suction or real friction dissipates into 'your head is moving, but I can't barely feel a thing'.

3. Never ever, EVER, bite and or chew on my balls. No my reaction is not f#@king funny, that shit really hurts and not in the good kind of way.

4. Just because I said I don't mind a bit of anal play, does not mean that you sticking your sharp acrylic nails up there with no lube and no warning is in any way shape or form enjoyable. There is always time for lube and a bit of foreplay before full entry, so to speak.

5. Do not yank on my balls. They are not a church bell for you to ring.

6. Try not to sigh and prop your head up with one hand because your bored and clearly just going through the motions, I'm sorry that your fellatio skills aren't getting me to the brink in under 2 minutes, but maybe your total lack of enthusiasm might just be killing my mood.

7. Expect me to do anything other than enjoy it however the mood takes me. If I want to just chill and close my eyes to focus on the sensations, let me. If I want to caress your hair, watch your lips sliding up and down my shaft, talk dirty to you, tell you how good something feels, use body language to communicate a need, because I'm near climax and talking is difficult........let me. Care enough about what your doing to pay attention to my body language signals, it's not rocket science.
 

bepp

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Things guys want girls to stop doing during a BJ.

1. Scraping your teeth up and down the shaft, or worse yet, on the head.

2. Bob your head up and down so fast that any and all suction or real friction dissipates into 'your head is moving, but I can't barely feel a thing'.

3. Never ever, EVER, bite and or chew on my balls. No my reaction is not f#@king funny, that shit really hurts and not in the good kind of way.

4. Just because I said I don't mind a bit of anal play, does not mean that you sticking your sharp acrylic nails up there with no lube and no warning is in any way shape or form enjoyable. There is always time for lube and a bit of foreplay before full entry, so to speak.

5. Do not yank on my balls. They are not a church bell for you to ring.

6. Try not to sigh and prop your head up with one hand because your bored and clearly just going through the motions, I'm sorry that your fellatio skills aren't getting me to the brink in under 2 minutes, but maybe your total lack of enthusiasm might just be killing my mood.

7. Expect me to do anything other than enjoy it however the mood takes me. If I want to just chill and close my eyes to focus on the sensations, let me. If I want to caress your hair, watch your lips sliding up and down my shaft, talk dirty to you, tell you how good something feels, use body language to communicate a need, because I'm near climax and talking is difficult........let me. Care enough about what your doing to pay attention to my body language signals, it's not rocket science.
Sounds like u dont like blow jobs
 

Master Yoda

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Like....pausing and talking....... and trying to start a conversation.............
 

XLNC

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Or reminiscing about last summer...

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markeys

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Licking the knob for ages, sure it looks good in porn but produces next to no stimulation
 

Mrs Langtrees

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How about changing this around and posting what part of a head job you do enjoy, it will help the girls understand a mans needs.
 

Strawman

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Probably best advice. Pretend your mouth is your pussy and imagine what sensations your pussy with a tongue would enjoy from the movements and attention. Slow and teasing for a while (about 3 hours LOL) before gradually responding to crescendo.
 

magrov

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Love: slow and sensual with licking of the balls, shaft and head and not getting faster until I'm starting to get responsive (heavy breathing etc). I am also a fan of the anal play but yes, please remember that your nails can be sharp.
 

magrov

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Hate: bobbing your head up and down so fast its almost comical. Do you like a guy going 100 miles an hour on your vagina from the get go? Teeth can be fine, in moderation but oh God be careful.
 

nextplease69

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How about changing this around and posting what part of a head job you do enjoy, it will help the girls understand a mans needs.
Sounds like u dont like blow jobs


This was written months ago in reply to another post about things girls hate guys doing while their trying to give oral...

I should have linked the post I guess so that it makes more sense, but that is sadly well beyond my tech abilities...
 

Happy2

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If the girth of the cock is a bit to big for your mouth please say so Instead of being a trooper and soldiering on regardless
Those teeth are killers
 

figjam

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If the girth of the cock is a bit to big for your mouth please say so Instead of being a trooper and soldiering on regardless
Those teeth are killers

Love at first bite?
Sometimes the mature ladies genuinely forget to take off the dentures and other times using them as mouth-guards. Because the boss keeps telling them to always use protection, they could get all mixed up!
Ladies, gums only please NO teeth thanks.
 

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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If the girth of the cock is a bit to big for your mouth please say so Instead of being a trooper and soldiering on regardless
Those teeth are killers
Wishful bragging again, H2?
 

Buk

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Umm with the number of ladies who may read this reply I am sure I dont know what you're implying buk ;)
Whoops! I meant to say I love but haven't seen for a long while ladies with small, delicate, sensuous mouths. Careless of me :eek:
 

Strawman

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The only part I slightly disagree with is the flow chart - I like to wake up soon after blow job had started whilst asleep. ;)
 

Happy2

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Any one remember the British show Coupling ?
One girl could not stand the voice of another girl Made her grind her teeth

She decided to wake up her male friend with a early morning blow job All was going swimmingly til she heard the horrible voice in the next room Show went to credits with you imagining the worst
 

Trickortreat

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Love at first bite?
Sometimes the mature ladies genuinely forget to take off the dentures and other times using them as mouth-guards. Because the boss keeps telling them to always use protection, they could get all mixed up!
Ladies, gums only please NO teeth thanks.
Never had a gummie suck. On my bucket list though
 
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