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The world's strangest laws

Ms Sue

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HERE is a list of the world's most ridiculous laws or urban myths - were not quite sure... let us know which ones you think are real.

- In Victoria Australia, only a licensed electrician is allowed to change a lightbulb.

- In Victoria Australia it is forbidden to wear pink hot pants after mid-day on a Sunday.

- In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.

- In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

- In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

- In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

- In the UK, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of longbow practice a day.

- In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

- In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.

- In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

- In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.

- In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination; he may only see their reflection in a mirror.

- In Eureka, Nevada, USA, it is still illegal for men with moustaches to kiss women.

- In Alexandria, Minnesota, USA, it is still illegal for a man who has garlic, onions or sardines on his breath to have sex with his wife.

- In Logan County, Colorado, USA, it is still illegal to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

- In Providence, Rhode Island, USA, it is still illegal for shop owners to sell toothpaste and toothbrushes to the same customer on a Sunday.

- In St. Louis, Missouri, USA, it is still illegal for firemen to rescue women who are still in their nightdresses.

- In Ames, Iowa, USA, it is still illegal for men to have three sips of beer while they are in bed with their wives.

- In Oklahoma, USA, it is still illegal to make faces at a dog, a crime that could result in a prison sentence.

- In Texas, USA, criminals are still required to give their victims at least 24 hours oral or written notice giving details of the crime they are about to commit.

- In Washington, USA, it is still an offence to pretend that you have rich parents.

- In Baltimore, Maryland, USA, it is still an offence to take a lion into a cinema.

- In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is still an offence for a woman to have sexual intercourse with a man in an ambulance. She can be charged with a misdemeanour and have her name printed in the local paper.

- In Oxford, Ohio, USA, it is still illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man.

- In Afghanistan the Taliban militia banned women from wearing white socks just in case men find them attractive. The police are also ordered windows to be painted black to stop women being seen from the outside.

- In the USA impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states.

- In Iowa, USA, it is against the law to kiss for more than five minutes.

- In Kentucky, USA, it is illegal to carry and ice cream cone in your pocket.

- In Louisiana, USA, if you bite someone with your own teeth it is classed as 'Simple assault' but if you bite someone with your dentures it is classed as 'aggravated assault.'

- In Massachusetts, USA, it is illegal for mourners to eat no more than three sandwiches at a wake.

- In Lebanon any man may legally have sex with any animal just as long as it is a female.

- In Conorsville, Wisconsin, USA, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his wife is having an orgasm.

- In Tremonton, Utah, USA, it is illegal for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance.

- In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.

- In Bahrain it is illegal for a doctor to look directly at a woman's genitals while he is examining her although he is permitted to see their reflection in a mirror.

- In Ames, Iowa, USA, a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.

- In Hastings, Nebraska, USA, the law says that hotel owners have to provide a clean white cotton nightshirt for each guest. Also no couples are allowed to have sex in the hotel unless they are wearing these nightshirts.

- In Willowdale, Oregon, USA, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

- In Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is execution by decapitation.

- In Kingsville, Texas, USA, it is against the law for pigs to have sex on airport property.

- In Florida it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine.

- Hundreds of years ago in Japan anyone who attempted to leave the country was instantly executed.

- In Wetaskiwin, Alberta, Canada, in 1917, it was illegal to tie a male horse next to a female horse.

- Chewing gum is illegal in Singapore.

- In Paraguay duelling is legal just as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

- In Milan, Italy, there is still a law that requires citizens to smile at all times or risk a hefty fine. The only exceptions are visiting hospitals and funerals.

- In Switzerland every citizen is required by law to have access to a bomb shelter.

- In Bangladesh it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat at school exams. Pupils as young as 15 can be imprisoned for this.

- Until 1984 Belgians were made to choose their children's names from a list of 1500 drawn up in the days of Napoleon.

- Belgium is the only country that has never imposed censorship on adult films.

- In Iceland it was once against the law to own a pet dog.

- In South Bend, Indiana, USA, a monkey was once found guilty of smoking a cigarette.

- In Seville, Spain, in 1983, an alsatian dog was arrested for snatching handbags from shoppers.

- In ancient Sparta men were required by law to eat at least two pounds of meat every day. This was supposed to make them brave.

- In Rome, 2,000 years ago, Julius Caesar banned chariots from the centre of Rome to ease congestion.

- In London, England, there is still a law that states London Taxi cabs must carry a bale of hay at all times.

- In Bermuda, up until 1948, all private cars were banned.

- At one time it was against the law to slam car doors in Switzerland.

- In Britain, in 1888, a law was passed which stated that every cyclist had to constantly ring the bell on his bicycle non-stop while the machine was moving.

- In Singapore it is illegal for a person to walk around the house naked and not flushing the toilet. Also a person can be executed if they are found in possession of more than 200g of cannabis resin. Oral sex is banned unless it is used only during foreplay and if a person is caught littering the streets he is forced to make an appearance on TV with a bib around his neck saying "I'm a litterer."

- In Birmingham, England, it is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex on church steps after sundwon.
- In Denmark it is illegal to start your car without first checking to see if there are any children asleep underneath it.

- In Thailand it is illegal to step on a banknote, leave your house without wearing underwear and if you drop a piece of bubblegum on the pavement you can be fined $600.

- In Thailand all cinema goers must stand up during the National Anthem before a film starts.

- In Switzerland it is against the law for men to urinate standing up after 10pm which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet.

- In Alberta a released convict is entitled to a gun and a horse to ride out of town on.

- In London, England, it is illegal to use a camera tripod, throw a stick for your dog or use an offensive powder like pepper on your jacket potato in any park.

- In London, England, wife beating is legal just as long as it is not after 9pm and it doesn't disturb the neighbours.

- In Lebanon men are allowed to have sex with any other animal just as long as it is a female. If a man is caught having sex with a male animal then the penalty is death.

- In Minnesota, USA, it is still against the law to hang male and female underwear together on the same washing line.

- In England, in 1837, a law was passed that entitled a woman to bite off a man's nose if he kissed her against her will!

- The Egyptian government banned male belly-dancing in 1837 because of the enthusiastic riots that it caused.

- In Arizona, USA, it is illegal to hunt camels.



- In Alexandria, Minneapolis, USA, it is against the law for a man to make love to a woman with the smell of sardines on his breath.
 

johnlou

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something a little different " animal sex "


http://www.icenews.is/2008/05/20/animal-brothels-legal-in-denmark/


IceNews – Daily News
Categorized | Countries, Denmark, General, MBL, Norway
Animal brothels legal in Denmark
Posted on 20 May 2008. Tags: animal, legal, sex, welfare

Laws in both Denmark and Norway are fairly open when it comes to a person’s legal right to engage in sexual activity with an animal. The law states that doing so is perfectly legal, so long as the animal involved does not suffer. According to the Danish newspaper 24timer, this interesting gap in the law has led to a flourishing business in which people pay in order to have sex with animals.

On the internet, several Danish animal owners openly advertise their services. The newspaper contacted several such individuals and was told that many of the animals have been engaged in this kind of activity for several years and that the animals crave the sexual stimulation. The newspaper found that the cost charged by the animal owners varied from DKK 500 to 1,000 (USD$85 to $170).

Since Danish laws are so similar to Norwegian laws, the animal bordello phenomenon has led many to question if such a practice could be legal in Norway as well.

Torunn Knaevelsrud is the section chief for animal welfare for the Norwegian Food Safety Authority. “It is difficult to say yes or no,” he replied to a question about the legality of animal bordellos in Norway.

“It could be that the animals don’t really care,” Knaevelsrud said. “But I think it is in the nature of the case that animals will often be victims of injury, stress or suffering in connection with sexual acts with humans. Either that they are held fast, or frightened, or suffer pain or physical injury,” Knaevelsrud said.

Norway is currently reviewing its Animal Protection Act and several groups, including the Norwegian Animal Welfare Alliance, have proposed making amendments which forbid sexual intercourse with animals.

“The acts provoke moral disgust. The question is whether immorality should be made illegal. The FSA group discussing the new animal protection act has been in disagreement about this,” Knaevelsrud said.

One of the owners of an animal bordello in Denmark said that many of his clients come from abroad and travel some distance for his services. “But the clients tell us that it is much simpler to buy animal sex in Denmark than in their own country,” the owner said, explaining that many of his clients come from Norway, Sweden, Holland and Germany.
 

homer

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Isn't NZ quite open too? Only Baaaaaaarbaaaraa Sheep can answer that.
 

Master Yoda

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Well are these entertainingly outrageous laws be any more out of place than the ones we are familiar with here that allow people who commit real crimes against real people to get away with their acts as long as they can prove insanity or hire a QC lawyer.

Most of the people who live the highest lives are crime syndicates that can do what they want and ruin lives as their livelihood.
 

homer

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Well are these entertainingly outrageous laws be any more out of place than the ones we are familiar with here that allow people who commit real crimes against real people to get away with their acts as long as they can prove insanity or hire a QC lawyer.

Most of the people who live the highest lives are crime syndicates that can do what they want and ruin lives as their livelihood.

Do you mean these ones?

- Thou shalt not beat the crap out of uninvited visitors to your premises (aka f**king intruders) unless it is in self defense?

- Or this one, if the uninvited visitors or guests (aka f**king intruders) happened to trip on your used condoms on the floor, then fall and break his d**kass tail bone, they may claim a compensation from you?

- Convicted rapists are allowed on parole while awaiting to be sentenced?
 

johnlou

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what about child molesters are allowed to work in the school grounds
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- Bizarre is a excellent word to describe all this, but, I am cancelling my future trip to Denmark, considering I have language issues and i do not wish to go to a brothel and shag a sheep, I need my Rum
 

homer

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Ahoy;- Bizarre is a excellent word to describe all this, but, I am cancelling my future trip to Denmark, considering I have language issues and i do not wish to go to a brothel and shag a sheep, I need my Rum

Totally agreed Pirate bro. You may as well sail over to NZ, fairly short distance and I am sure you can find some where discreet to anchor your ship. And board the country free and find yourself a nice Baaarbaaraa sheep.
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy Bro Homer, Read carefully;- I do not wish to shag a sheep.
I will stick to women and Rum, you are correct I will be in New Zealand in the coming weeks and No to sheep
Cheers Bro, now where did I place my Rum Glass


Totally agreed Pirate bro. You may as well sail over to NZ, fairly short distance and I am sure you can find some where discreet to anchor your ship. And board the country free and find yourself a nice Baaarbaaraa sheep.
 

homer

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Awww....cum on, at least you don't have to pay the sheeps, they baaa happily for ya regardless...
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy OK;- well if the sheep got a barrel of Rum and has a shave of all its wool and lets not forget the lippy;--------Arrrrrrrrr ;-----
--- NO to Sheep


Awww....cum on, at least you don't have to pay the sheeps, they baaa happily for ya regardless...
 

Master Yoda

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So when you guys engage in the physical act of lurrrv with sheep. Do you go straight for a handful of greasy wool from their hips and unleash the passion within. Or do you have some soul gazing before a wet tongue kiss.........?
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy, I assumed that law;- "pink hot pants" was to keep all the gays off the streets of Melbourne during Sunday afternoon, LOL
 

johnlou

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a new law being enforced in QLD from January next year is motor cars need to keep @ least 1 meter away from push bikes or it is $ 4000.00 fine and 8 demerit points
 

homer

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So when you guys engage in the physical act of lurrrv with sheep. Do you go straight for a handful of greasy wool from their hips and unleash the passion within. Or do you have some soul gazing before a wet tongue kiss.........?

Only HP can answer that. Sheep has not made it to my list of lovers, not unless she looks like Miranda Kerrrrrrrrrrr.

a new law being enforced in QLD from January next year is motor cars need to keep @ least 1 meter away from push bikes or it is $ 4000.00 fine and 8 demerit points

1 metre is not a very fair distance for the cyclist. Instead of enforcing a law based on measurements, ask not what the road users can do for cyclists, but asks the freaking councils what can they do for cyclists to make their rides safe, instead of sitting on their fat arses and counting the $$$ from infringements and fines. Dedicated bike lanes for one, away from the roads. It doesn't make sense to have cyclists sharing the same carriageway as the buses, trucks and cars. .
 

Barbosa

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Ayyyyyyyeeeeee remember this law;-
- In England, in 1837, a law was passed that entitled a woman to bite off a man's nose if he kissed her against her will!
Pirate Girls, Yeeeeee got to watch them at all times
 

homer

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Ayyyyyyyeeeeee remember this law;-
- In England, in 1837, a law was passed that entitled a woman to bite off a man's nose if he kissed her against her will!
Pirate Girls, Yeeeeee got to watch them at all times

Better not tell your female crew members such law existed. lol...
 

Master Yoda

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Here in WA. It is an offence to remove a tail from a crayfish unless right before eating it. Even if it is legally obtained and in your own freezer.
 

Happy2

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Here in WA. It is an offence to remove a tail from a crayfish unless right before eating it. Even if it is legally obtained and in your own freezer.
Because the Carapace is the only way a crayfish can be properly and legally measured
Even cackers can have a large meaty tail
 

Master Yoda

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That's a fair point.

JUst made me think though. All the good and ridiculous laws around the world may be eradicated if each person took integral responsibility of not doing things that cause the laws in the first place.

I myself am certainly guilty of doing things that seem to be little breaches of the law that don't matter. Like Jay Walking.
 

homer

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Will do She really does miss you Homie Your the most gentle she ever had

I must say I have not met her yet. And tell her to stop dreaming about Homer. I am no stallion, unlike her wonderful master.
 
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