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The world of sex toys is full of creativity, innovation, and sometimes, downright bizarre inventions. While most people are familiar with vibrators, dildos, and massage wands, there are some sex toys out there that make you do a double-take. Here’s a list of the strangest sex toys ever invented—yes, they actually exist!
1. The Tentacle Dildo
For those with a fantasy fetish, the tentacle dildo is exactly what it sounds like—a dildo shaped like an octopus tentacle, complete with suction cups. Popular among sci-fi and fantasy fans, it’s a go-to for lovers of Lovecraftian erotica.
2. The Hand of Adonis
This isn’t just any regular dildo—this is an actual life-sized hand, molded into the perfect fisting position. Whether you’re into extreme play or just want an unusual conversation piece, The Hand of Adonis is definitely memorable.
3. Clone-A-Willy Kit
Ever wanted to turn your (or your partner’s) penis into a personalized sex toy? The Clone-A-Willy kit lets you create an exact replica of a penis in silicone, making for a one-of-a-kind intimate gift.
4. The Balldo
This one redefines sex entirely. The Balldo is a sex toy designed to turn testicles into a penetrative organ. It’s marketed as a way for men to experience “ball sex,” claiming to add a whole new level of pleasure.
5. Vajankle – The Foot Fetish Lover’s Dream
The Vajankle is a combination of a foot and a vagina—a silicone foot with a vaginal opening in the ankle. Created for foot fetishists, this odd hybrid proves that there’s truly a sex toy for every fantasy.
6. The Trump Butt Plug
For those who want to mix politics with pleasure (or just enjoy the absurdity), the Donald Trump butt plug is shaped like the former U.S. president’s head. Love him or hate him, it’s definitely a conversation starter!
7. The Dragon Egg
For fantasy lovers, the Dragon Egg is a textured, egg-shaped sex toy that can be inserted and retrieved like a mystical pearl. Some versions even include unique sensations like ridges or vibrating features.
8. The Sperm Stopper
Not for the faint of heart, this metal device is designed to be inserted into the urethra to “stop” ejaculation. It’s a niche fetish item, but some swear by the sensation it provides.
9. The Tongue Vibrator
This toy attaches to your tongue, turning it into a vibrating pleasure tool for your partner. Perfect for adding some buzz to oral sex, though you might feel like a robot after prolonged use.
10. The Bad Dragon Collection
Bad Dragon is known for creating highly unique, fantasy-themed sex toys modeled after mythical creatures. From dragon-sized dildos to werewolf-inspired toys, this brand caters to those who want their pleasure with a fantasy twist.
Sex toys come in all shapes, sizes, and levels of weirdness. Whether you find these inventions intriguing or downright disturbing, one thing is clear—the human imagination knows no limits when it comes to pleasure. Which one of these bizarre toys surprised you the most?
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