The 'OFF TOPIC' Thread ...just for our/my Faves xox

[Rachy]

So there are few darling members, (happy, beep, phebs) (just saying) this is for ya'll ... feel free to go off topic as much as you like here, i for one love reading what you've got to say and it doesnt matter here because well.... theres no topic lol

 

[Happy2]

Why How kind of you
Now how do you go off topic if you have no topic to go off?

 

[Rachy]

Why How kind of you
Now how do you go off topic if you have no topic to go off?

oh my pleasure happy2, who needs a topic... how about you be the topic

 

[Happy2]

Id rather you and every female (apart from phoebe )on the forum get out ther and wiggle your selves silly doing a raindance

 

[Rachy]

a bit dry are we happy? need moistening up ?

 

[Happy2]

Only the soil
Im still moist and drippy
Sooner those Antibiotics and anti fungal creams kick in the better

 

[Phoebe]

So..... drippy ... plumbing issues.. I suppose at your time of life it does happen.............

off topic.... what the fork is happening to Perth of late..../?

 

[HappyPirate]

No Sex Marriage – Masturbation, Loneliness, Cheating and Shame | Maureen McGrath

Published on Jul 6, 2016
Love? Marriage? Sex? Can a married couple have all three? Perhaps it’s unrealistic since so many marriages end in divorce today. Why is that? One reason might be that a reported 20% of all marriages are sexless and that number is rising. Why have we lost the lust in our marriages? Is it technology, is it trust? More importantly, how can we “get back at it” in our marriages today?

Have a watch.........

 

[bepp]

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[Phoebe]

Ok... "Thought for the day" so you wake up on your birthday right, feeling so great about getting another year older" RIGHT ... BUT WAIT.... 9 Months before this date what was your Mother and Father doing????

 

[Happy2]

Ok... "Thought for the day" so you wake up on your birthday right, feeling so great about getting another year older" RIGHT ... BUT WAIT.... 9 Months before this date what was your Mother and Father doing????

Nothing
Didnt they tell you ? You're adopted

 

[bepp]

Ok... "Thought for the day" so you wake up on your birthday right, feeling so great about getting another year older" RIGHT ... BUT WAIT.... 9 Months before this date what was your Mother and Father doing????

Cum on Rachy surely u dont wanna read this do ya??

 

[bepp]

awww....cumon h2 play the game

 

[Happy2]

awww....cumon h2 play the game

Sorry Bepp Been riding around in ever widening circles all day

 

[Phoebe]

what... i say? it was a free for all thread...

 

[bepp]

Sorry Bepp Been riding around in ever widening circles all day

Ewe bin chasing Feebz agin

 

[Happy2]

Ewe bin chasing Feebz agin

Some of us like Rachy and myself have to work for a living Mr Beep

 

[Phoebe]

Some of us like Rachy and myself have to work for a living Mr Beep

Ya Bitch..........

 

[Happy2]

Ya Bitch..........

I prefer Bastard if you dont mind you rude sod

 

[Phoebe]

So.... :

Men hate clothes shopping with the wife - Right....
Men need work for money --- Right
Men get employed to build shopping centres -- Right
Men get employed to do the fit outs of these newly created stores - Right
Men slave to build the actual centre and the shops also - Right
Men go home to wife and wife says we must go see new shopping centre and shops - Right
Man goes with wife on weekend grand opening - Right
Man hates shopping with Wife - Right

You see the irony..........

 

[bepp]

Some of us like Rachy and myself have to work for a living Mr Beep

fair enough..........

 

[Phoebe]

I prefer Bastard if you dont mind you rude sod

Can I precede the word bastard with the word Old too ????

 

[Happy2]

Can I precede the word bastard with the word Old too ????

Middle aged will suffice Thank you Ma'am

 

[Bigross4321]

a bit dry are we happy? need moistening up ?

yes please ...can do with that

 

[Happy2]

yes please ...can do with that

I do hope you know Rachy was talking about rain Bigross
And yes Rachy a big ol squirt or moistening would be very welcome

 

[Bigross4321]

I do hope you know Rachy was talking about rain Bigross
And yes Rachy a big ol squirt or moistening would be very welcome

oh was she.. ok some of that too..buy next wet ok..enjoying the Dry season atm

 

[Happy2]

We need a double entendre expert on here I reckon Bigross
Beeps to thick
And HP is to drunk

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- What is better than a Bottle of Rum....."Two Bottles"

So H2, did you get an invite to the Big Wedding???

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[Happy2]

So you and the gorgeous MAK finally decided to tie the knot eh?
Congratulations

 

[HappyPirate]

Thanks H2,
BUT, Mak rejected meeeeee years ago.
Cheers and enjoy Harry Wedding,

So you and the gorgeous MAK finally decided to tie the knot eh?
Congratulations