"THE NATIONAL SEX STANDARDS 2016 VOL 1"

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DUE TO THE OVERUSE OF " THE BEST SEX EVER" PHRASE BY OUR FEMALE FRIENDS.
FOR SO LONG NOW WE HAVE LET THEM BASK IN THE PLEASURE OF ANNOUNCING OUR SCORE. THEIR USE OF THE BEST SEX EVER MAY BE VERY ACCURATE ACCOUNT BUT THE TIME HAS COME TO RELINQUISH THEM OF THIS DUTY.
SO NOW INSTEAD OF SCORING US THEY CAN ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP WHILE WE USE THIS BRILLIANT BOOK TO TELL US WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW.
I SUGGEST MOST MEASUREMENTS BE IN INCHES AND BE NOTED THAT ALL MALE PINKY FINGERS ARE OF 6 INCHES.SOME OTHER USEFUL UNITS OF MEASURE ... BUCKETS POUNDS FISTS AND FEET

I LOOK FORWARD TO ALL RESPONSES AND SUGGESTION
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performing ones duty
20min ( half a stubbie) of foreplay and 7min (1 song) of penetration .4 times a week (once a fortnight and half ) will be a big high five for performing ones duty. The scratching of ones back will be classed as foreplay as will the brushing of ones teeth which will be deducted off the time.As will cuddles but at a rate of 2.5 the normal time rate. BJ's will reduce this back to 2 times the time rate.
When the female hits her her sexual peak also know as periods monthlies or sore stomach syndrome. Any duty preformed in the time period shall be rewarded in (by the female) erotic vouchers dirty dirty sex threesomes or free passes to the strippers. let it also be noted that one has gone well above ones duties and should crack a stubbie and sit back and watch the footy for a job well done