The G-spot DOESN'T exist but....

[asianguy77]

Came across this article,

The G-spot DOESN'T exist - but the 'CUV region' might: Italian doctors define 'new' area of pleasure for women

Area that creates increased sexual pleasure is bigger than one spot
Includes clitoris, vagina and uterus - the 'clitourethrovaginal (CUV) complex'
Researchers: 'We hope this will end discussions on where the G-spot is'
Findings were reported in the journal Nature Reviews Urology

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...n-doctors-define-new-area-pleasure-women.html
So us guys have been searching all these years for something that didn't exist....and womens magazines blamed us when we couldn't find it lol

On the upside it now means instead of searching for a needle in a haystack we can search the whole barn lol....Bah let me go search for the magic! unicorn instead

 

[Farm Boy 2]

O dear god save me from men telling woman how there plumbing functions ,

 

[Happy2]

Bloody scientists This cant happen That is impossible There is no such thing as a orgasm just a neurological reaction to stimulus yadda yadda
There was one piece last week which said there was no such thing as pain You feel like kicking them in the balls and asking "What are you feeling right Now!!?"

 

[homer]

holy crap...the years wa$ted on deep hole explorations. It's right before our eyes after all...

 

[Madam Tracey]

holy crap...the years wa$ted on deep hole explorations. It's right before our eyes after all...

Those years were not wasted!!

 

[homer]

Those years were not wasted!!

That's true, I guess I got my fare share of Deep Clam exploration - the search for Chowder Shower/Spray.

 

[ProfD]

Those years were not wasted!!

I agree... But it opens up the possibility that I'll have to return to remedial anatomy (study of heavenly bodies) classes .. Or perhaps, better still, to ask some patient women guide me in learning how this new research works in practice!

 

[ProfD]

holy crap...the years wa$ted on deep hole explorations. It's right before our eyes after all...

No Homer, not wasted, it's just that Gspot 1.0 has been updated to O-spot 2 with expanded application.

 

[homer]

No Homer, not wasted, it's just that Gspot 1.0 has been updated to O-spot 2 with expanded application.

Oh...o and O please do enlighten us, good ProfD of the O-spot 2 with expanded programming. I like to hear more of it.

 

[Happy2]

Oh...o and O please do enlighten us, good ProfD of the O-spot 2 with expanded programming. I like to hear more of it.

O Hear we go again Another made up bit of girlie anatomy for Phoebe to be jealous of
All these G spots and O spots are designed to sell more cleos thats about it surely ?

 

[homer]

O Hear we go again Another made up bit of girlie anatomy for Phoebe to be jealous of
All these G spots and O spots are designed to sell more cleos thats about it surely ?

There are the O believer and the non O believer. O well, what the O can I say to persuade you of the O existence? I guess tis like the lOng lOst treasure...a map is not sufficient these days.

ProfD, care to chime in? Since you have a PhD in this field?

I dOn't knOw enOugh.

 

[ProfD]

I thought you'd know all about dOnuts hOmer... The O spot is the missing bit of pleasure from donuts.

You know, I do *actually* read the articles ;-)

This one said that arousal and erogenous spots in woman were actually much more complex and distributed than just the G-spot and surprisingly include clitoris. Vagina and urethra. The whole region is the O-spot

Surprising and new information only for boffins, I suppose, who don't get out much or perhaps have 'had knowledge' of not many women.

The brilliance is that they get government grants to experiment with turning women on! Now they want to do "more research" - who wouldn't ?

I'd be happy to do some independent randomised trials to confirm their findings :-o just need volunteers and perhaps some of that innovation funding to see if we can do it better than the Italians.

 

[Phoebe]

O Hear we go again Another made up bit of girlie anatomy for Phoebe to be jealous of
All these G spots and O spots are designed to sell more cleos thats about it surely ?

So how does this involve me??? because I am pro-female.... Really at the end of the day women can have orgasm after orgasm with ease.........

 

[Happy2]

So how does this involve me??? because I am pro-female.... Really at the end of the day women can have orgasm after orgasm with ease.........

Or none at all We often hear
Its a pretty design but still needs a factory recall I reckon

 

[Phoebe]

Or none at all We often hear
Its a pretty design but still needs a factory recall I reckon

Oh I see, maybe its not the cylinders that the issue, but the injection system.......

 

[homer]

O Hear we go again Another made up bit of girlie anatomy for Phoebe to be jealous of
All these G spots and O spots are designed to sell more cleos thats about it surely ?

O i thought, we're going by the friendly abbreviated name of HBF?

I thought you'd know all about dOnuts hOmer... The O spot is the missing bit of pleasure from donuts.

You know, I do *actually* read the articles ;-)

This one said that arousal and erogenous spots in woman were actually much more complex and distributed than just the G-spot and surprisingly include clitoris. Vagina and urethra. The whole region is the O-spot

Surprising and new information only for boffins, I suppose, who don't get out much or perhaps have 'had knowledge' of not many women.

The brilliance is that they get government grants to experiment with turning women on! Now they want to do "more research" - who wouldn't ?

I'd be happy to do some independent randomised trials to confirm their findings :-o just need volunteers and perhaps some of that innovation funding to see if we can do it better than the Italians.

O thanks for the infOrmative post. I do agree more research is required. How does one apply for the O grant from the gOvt? I need to do me own research into the G-O spot and I am gonna need lots of Funding.

 

[Happy2]

O i thought, we're going by the friendly abbreviated name of HBF?




O thanks for the infOrmative post. I do agree more research is required. How does one apply for the O grant from the gOvt? I need to do me own research into the G-O spot and I am gonna need lots of Funding.

My apologies Homer My bad
HBF it should have been
May my G-string be coated in emery paper as punishment

 

[homer]

My apologies Homer My bad
HBF it should have been
May my G-string be coated in emery paper as punishment

Apologies accepted but please keep your under garment to yourself, geez...not the lacey type i hope.

 

[Happy2]

Worst thing about G-strings ?
You forget your wearing any So you go for a crap and the string slices it right down the centre half curls to the left the other to the right

 

[homer]

Oh G....i can't say I've had the curling turd moments. But that is really too much info for lunch time.

 

[ProfD]

O i thought, we're going by the friendly abbreviated name of HBF?




O thanks for the infOrmative post. I do agree more research is required. How does one apply for the O grant from the gOvt? I need to do me own research into the G-O spot and I am gonna need lots of Funding.

Well of course we'd have to first form a committee to look into that. No so unpleasant !

 

[ProfD]

Worst thing about G-strings ?
You forget your wearing any So you go for a crap and the string slices it right down the centre half curls to the left the other to the right

Now how can we create an advert for that and sell it on TV - but wait, there's more....