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Shxt, how many of these have I got wrong? So a shave at night before retiring to horizontal activities sounds like the go?
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Spunkymunky
LOL i laughed so hard at some of these cos i get them a lot. I may have to make the men who enter my room read this and sign a disclaimer first 
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Link83
Hey Spunky, I'll sing the disclaimer. I promise I'll shave immediately before! And I won't blow in your ear; Promise! (Mind you what sort of blowing is that exactly? "I'm coming, I'm coming", "Yes, but please don't blow in my ear!" "OK, OK, I'll take it out of your rear")
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Langtrees.com
Some i don't agree with
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Bite me baby
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Grab my head and take control
35) GIVING LOVE BITES. I love being bitten
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Bite me baby
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Grab my head and take control
35) GIVING LOVE BITES. I love being bitten
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Well the education revolution is a wonderful thing! I have learnt more tonight than in 50 years of fumbling. Thankyou Trailblazer! Thankyou also Miss Missy. Men really do need guidance. Most of the stuff you read is either medico-technical or edited for the monthly mags. So well done!! Pertinant advice is always appreciated.
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shamberg
yep,i dont no why but i always feel the need to thank my girl after sex,she thinks it is wrong but its how i feel!
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stormline
hi trailblazer,just wondering how many of these do you go by?as its always different strokes for different folks..
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Mark Ian
Thank-you for the 'heads up'.
Now to get a copy laminated, and a special mini copy for my wallet.
Now to check with people, who like Miss Missy, go against the rules.
Maybe I should get ladies to check their preferences?
Mark Ian
Now to get a copy laminated, and a special mini copy for my wallet.
Now to check with people, who like Miss Missy, go against the rules.
Maybe I should get ladies to check their preferences?
Mark Ian
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kevin
Thankfully I've only done a couple of them lol. I did have a good sex teacher lol.
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Spunkymunky
I like lovebites too.....and nipple biting, plus a bit of rough fucking doesnt go astray lol
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midcon
I really could have done with this when I was 18 !!!
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Sue @ Esquire
A very informative read!
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LOL i laughed so hard at some of these cos i get them a lot. I may have to make the men who enter my room read this and sign a disclaimer first
I laughed because I get accused of fluffing some of those rules often
- specially the shaving one and being too heavy
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scott343434
ive only been a member less than 24 hrs and learnt heaps already lol
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stormline
Hi Spunkymunky, sounds just what i could do with right now;D
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I dont agree with the twiddling nipples, breast squeezing or anal stimulation but the rest is sooo very true
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Granite
I have to admit I'm guilty of a number of these ... I guess that's what happens when you're 18 and you watch porn movies like they're instruction videos!
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joe-blake
Lol @ #34, that is funny
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ethan1066
I recently came across your post and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice tips and most of the tips are ignored by the men during sex...thanks for posting
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socool
thanks for sharing mate~~
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thesnapper
1st time i seen that one, was funny when i 1st read it then made me think someone has to have siad it for it to be there
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perthmike
40 - Hmmm... with your wife or GF perhaps but when I have had really good sex with a WL, I always thank her. Just because she helped you cum doesnt mean she has done a good job. When you get the feeling that she has treated you as a special client (the good ladies do this with all clients of course - but some....well...) then I just think it is good manners to say 'Thank you'
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Trinity
I have to say I agree with most of them...
Numbers 9, 14 and 22 especially! Asking if I have come yet makes me feel under pressure. Also, shoving fingers in and out like its going out of fashion is not ok- you don't have to wake up feel like you got a bad internal
But I wonder what are the sins women make in the bedroom? surely we are not blameless
Numbers 9, 14 and 22 especially! Asking if I have come yet makes me feel under pressure. Also, shoving fingers in and out like its going out of fashion is not ok- you don't have to wake up feel like you got a bad internal
But I wonder what are the sins women make in the bedroom? surely we are not blameless
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willMD
I'd like to believe if this were an exam, that I would have passed, I think I have been taught well.
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diane
This is fantastic! And so true