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The Counselor. Movie review

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wr3xr

Normally 'zilla's area but i figure i'd save him $15 :)

All star cast. Pitt, Diaz, Cruze etc directed by Ridley Scott

Lawyer gets involved in drug trafficing but other than an awesome scene involving Cameron Diaz and a ferrari (it'd have to be online somewhere its pretty hot!!) its an absolute rubbish movie. Lots of chopping and changing scenes like a crappy arthouse film. Ending is predictable as it pretty much spells it out during the movie.

Certainly not an ending like "Now you see me"

I see most movies that come out (except kids movies or cartoons) and usually walk out of the cinema feeling entertained even if wasnt that great. It's good for me to relax for 2 hours but i left this movie thinking what rubbish did i just watch. I'd have rather watched a Will Ferrell or Steve Carrall film and thats something i've never completed

Save your money and go see Captain Phillips or the new Hunger Games.
 
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colzilla

Good review M. You actually saved me $10 bucks.

Yeah! it looked like a real turkey.
 
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wr3xr

I paid $6 through grand card special email and even then i was ripped off.
 

bushseeker

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I paid $15but that was gold lounge. Popcorn and drink
Anyway it was one of those wtf just happened films.
No idea what it was about except drugs.
The cameron diaz scence was great... not for her fucking a ferrari but his descriotion of it ... cinema was in stitches
Basically everyone gets killed or wish they had been.... cept diaz cos shes awsome.
Has the 2best beheading scenes since game of thrones (multiple)
 
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colzilla

Are you a choc bomb, cool drink, maltezers or popcorn type of guy M?

Me I'm tight as a fishes A hole. Those rip off merchants get SFA out of me... except for $10 for s##tty movies.
 
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wr3xr

If its a late movie after dinner i'll grab a choc bomb but sometimes maltesers.

If i buy chocolates / lollies i always buy then before at igacolesworth.

Neverpopcorn!
 
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colzilla

I go during the day with the dole bludgers and pensioners. But never on school holidays.
 

bushseeker

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I usually use my ace card and take in a 6pack. .. poor mans gold lounge

Splashed out last time but not again.
2beers cost more than the seat
 

Happy2

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Surprised these film houses don't give you a body search to ensure no contraband is brought in Only their products
 
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colzilla

The people employed by Ace Cinemas are like the walking dead and not really with it Mr2
 
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