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Teacher suspended for Freudian slip with banana

HappyPirate

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Ahoy, Myyyyy Young Preety one, let me show you my Rum Banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/...cher-suspended-for-freudian-slip-with-banana/

A Florida teacher was suspended for three days without pay for touching a female student with a banana during a lesson on Freudian psychology. The school district suspended Jonathan Hampton from his teaching job at North Marion High School after the student's parents complained, nearly three months after the incident. He has since returned to work, reports the Orlando Sentinel. According to his discipline letter dated May 13, 2013, a student said Hampton "rubbed a student's head and neck area with a banana" during a lecture about "cylinder objects, phalluses and/or sex symbols."
A district spokesman said it seems the teacher was using the banana as a prop in his Freudian psychology lecture and said the discussion topic was district-approved, but the touching was inappropriate. Hampton's attorney, and stepfather, Mark Fiedelholtz, said: "Upon a full investigation by the Marion County Public School District they found no evidence of sexual connotation or intentionality touching the student against her will or to physically hurt the student in any way. "Jonathan was reinstated back in the classroom after serving his suspension." Not everybody is convinced. Dale Johnson, a grandmother at the school, told Click Orlando: "That is disgusting, very disgusting. I don't think he should be allowed to teach kids. You don't do stuff like that and get away with it." But Mr Fiedelholtz insisted: "Despite the fact that my son has proved himself as a caring, respectful and competent teacher that is loved by thousands of students and parents, the Marion County School District decided to allow my step-son's hard-earned reputation to be tossed in the garbage can based on the testimony of a father who may have had issues with the school before and other teenagers taken three months after the incident."
Ahoy;- They should of sacked the Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Dallas

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I feel sorry for the banana, nobody respects fruit any more, but seriously people in the US should know that you never touch anyone with an upeeled banana as they are the porn stars of the fruit industry. I'm actually waiting to see someone in the US rub a conservative with a liberal :)
 
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colzilla

Has anyone asked the banana what his/her thoughts are on all this matter.

Surely bananas have rights too.
 

Dallas

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You're right MrC in fact the banana's have got together and are marching on parliament to demand more respect for fruit - I don't see the oranges or watermelons being proactive like this, and you should have heard the response from the raspberries

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colzilla

There's a German girl Tina at Club X who does a banana show... The poor bananas they sure go through a hell of a lot before being devoured.
 

Dallas

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and what about the vegetables?? I personally know of a few carrots that are furious with parsnips for being pale imitations!
 
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colzilla

Yeah! You're damn right MrD I'm sure other vegetables like the poor cucumber get mercilessly abused too.

Maybe we should start up a fruit and veggie hotline.
 
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PMSL You all should be given comedian awards. Thank you heaps for the many laughs.

I heard the Berries went off their Nana at the mention of melons!!!
:)
 

Dallas

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PMSL You all should be given comedian awards. Thank you heaps for the many laughs.

I heard the Berries went off their Nana at the mention of melons!!!
:)

Haha it's the melons that will do it every time ! b1_zps9d26cdc2.gif b1_zps9d26cdc2.gif
 

Dallas

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Sorry to have taken your otherwise serious post off onto a tangent HP, Mr Col and I shouldn't be left alone together on threads involving fruit lol! but to give you a serious answer, I think this teacher's demonstration was inappropriate and he should have sought permission prior to the class going ahead.
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy Bro Dallas;- all is cool my Bro, any forum topic can be taken seriously or in fun is my view point, looks like you and Col have a common interest in Fruit, have a good day my Bro and remember at the end of the day, it will be Rum time
Cheers


Sorry to have taken your otherwise serious post off onto a tangent HP, Mr Col and I shouldn't be left alone together on threads involving fruit lol! but to give you a serious answer, I think this teacher's demonstration was inappropriate and he should have sought permission prior to the class going ahead.
 

Happy2

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Why do girls Not always but generally, why do girls only abuse the fruits&veg who have been to the beauty parlour and had their skins smoothed and shaven
I mean the poor ol Pineapple and prickly pear just sit there in there bowl not even a gentle caress
"OOOH!! Dont go near them their to coarse and he's got a real prickly personality"
It is Fruitism plain and simple
 

Happy2

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Actually I was not doing it for altruistic reasons Dallas. It's just that I have been told before that I have a head like a pineapple. And I too want to visit these wonderlands that bananas and cucumbers get to visit
 
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colzilla

I'd feel more comfortable knowing that if bananas and cucumbers etc engage in sexual activity. That they are protected and use a condom.... Because "Safe sex is great sex"
 

Happy2

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The Banana comes with its own protection Now we always hear girls tell men off, because they want to peel off the protection
But it would appear whenever a banana is abused he is peeled of his protective raincoat immediately
 
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colzilla

One can never be to sure or safe Mr2 and MrD. Those bananas are quite often a bit spotty and blotchy.
 

Happy2

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Quarantine wont let fruit through the airport Yet they still let Elton John into the country
 
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colzilla

Quarantine wont let fruit through the airport Yet they still let Elton John into the country

I feel sorry for the poor bananas when they get involved with Mr Dwight and his "special" friend.
 

homer

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Someone should report this to PETB - People for the Ethical Treatment of Bananas!
:nono:
 

Pixie O'Malley

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Oh God...! Makes me laugh! Hehehehe...

Seriously, though, this is ridiculous. Ok maybe the teacher was a bit thoughtless. He should have just had to apologise. Suspending him is ridiculous. People are so effing prudish. Big bloody deal.
 
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