T-Shirt slogan`s for Working Ladies;- for fun only

[HappyPirate]

T-Shirt Slogans for Working Ladies; -
For Fun and Laughs only, can you add to the list? What about visual graphics to go with the slogans?
What about a top 25 or top 50 best slogans list?
here a few ideas below;------

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I am not going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
7. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
8. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
9. Guys have feelings too. But like…….who cares?
10. And your point is…….?
11. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
12. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
13. Of course I don't look busy……..I did it right the first time.
14. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
15. Sorry if I looked interested………… I'm not.

 

[Contrarian]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just inadequate?

 

[Farm Boy]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just inadequate?

And here is a nice T shirt for you Contrarian.

 

[homer]

- For interests, deposit money here.
- Bank with us. We pay you interests.
- Sexth Sense - I can read men.
- I see pricks.
- I am a therapist, psychiatrist, reflexologist, all at the same time.
- Bang for your bucks.
- Wanted urgently: Gynecologist

 

[elayna]

I love the bumper sticker with "I Support Single Mothers" & pic of sexy nude dancer.

 

[HappyPirate]

"Some want it to happen,
Some wish it would happen,
If u do not Pay,
it will not Happen"

 

[homer]

Bedroom Golf? - Score an Eagle or a Birdie, your choice.

 

[Farm Boy]

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[Sandi Lang]

LOVE them all its all a bit of fun ...

 

[Happy2]

If the working lady uses some of her income for breast enhancement (Sorry svengali I know your thoughts on plastic )
maybe her shirt could read:

"Thanks for the mammaries

 

[Perthm30]

Q Are your breasts real?
A Real fun!

 

[Happy2]

We are cheaper than psychiatrists and our couches are so much more user friendly

 

[Farm Boy]

No free admission to this chamber of commerce . or Cash is King.


Or this

 

[Happy2]

I believe MAK's slogan is still very hard to top Just cant quite remember the wording it went along the lines of
You get it hard
We will get it soft for you

 

[HappyPirate]

I luv this one from Happy2;- excellent;---"We are cheaper than psychiatrists and our couches are so much more user friendly"

 

[5ome0ne]

You know how Dick Smith's slogan is "talk to the techspert" (they are actually not, most sales are just a bunch of noobs really).

May be "fun with the sexpert"?

 

[Happy2]

Sex with me is FREE
The room is $250
The human contact $100
Kissing $50
Headjob$50
more than one position$50
A shower together $50
...... et al

There may also be extras

 

[5ome0ne]

That remind me of the master card advertisement several years ago.

 

[Perth boy]

Well the one that I see a lot in Thailand is

NO MONEY NO HONEY

 

[Tania Admin]

The Hairy Cheque Book (with an arrow pointing down)

 

[Happy2]

The Hairy Cheque Book (with an arrow pointing down)

Only bank that allows deposits only
Early withdrawal will incur harsh penalties

 

[Jessica]

..."Sitting on a goldmine"

 

[HappyPirate]

All this & more, what else could you ask for

 

[Miss Delights]

I either Hook or I Cook...
so now decide are you Hungry or Horny???​

Lol old personal motto of mine

 

[Tannerone]

Banks don't Sell Sex

I don't Cash Cheques

 

[Happy2]

Banks don't Sell Sex

I don't Cash Cheques

Sorry Tannerone But banks screw over & over again And in the long run charges us far more than any working lady

 

[HappyPirate]

Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
If we are what we eat, I’m expensive