STAR WARS & SEX

[XLNC]

With a mere five days until the next volume of Yoda's diary is revealed to the universe, let us examine the sexual undercurrents, undertones and underwear of the second-greatest story ever told.

Which 12yo boy did not discover how to turn on his very own lightsabre when Princess Leia let down her buns for Jabba the Hutt?
And opened his eyes to S&M?

Although I did develop a double bun fetish in the earlier instalments.

 

[XLNC]

Princess Leia was a slut (in a good way). She fooled around with all the guys in this scene:

We all know about the incestuous lust between Luke and Leia...

... and her hots for the galaxy's champion masturbator, Han Solo.

She even liked playing with her droid's dingaling...

...since droids are always hard when you want a quickie.

But who knew that actually her type was big and hairy? Really big and hairy dudes.

 

[figjam]

If anything bleeds you can screw it!

 

[XLNC]

After a couple of decades in exile on Dagobah, even a 900yo Jedi master can get a bit horny.

 

[Bambi]

Seen the new movie yet?