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Star Signs

Phoebe

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the signs as I've known them
  1. <p> Aries: they love deeply but don't necessarily want to admit it. enjoys scarier/darker stuff. introverted. wannabe rebel. communicating/ conveying feelings isn't very easy for them. passionate. have some kind of edge/darkness to them. ambitious. restless. watch out when they're pissed.
  2. Taurus: stubborn. logical and practical. wants to talk about feelings. can be insensitive but loyal. intelligent af. adores music. grammar, punctuation, spelling freaks. for some reason does goofy voices and makes weird noises a lot. lives on the computer. hilariously clever.
  3. Gemini: probably won't hesitate to throw someone else under the bus to succeed, but is friendly and nice. soft spoken, quiet. intimidatingly smart. athletic as hell. cute sense of style.
  4. Cancer: soft squishy lil lovebugs. when they find their passion they go and do it. will love you forever. struggles with self love/respect. makes very good points in arguments. really likes food. odd obsession with animals.
  5. Leo: egotistical and self-glorifying, but owns up to mistakes and apologizes for them. though if they're embarrassed by it they tell you to shut up. likes to be the center of attention. honesty about feelings is not their forte. just wants to be loved. hugs and cuddles are their fave, any kind of touching really. suck at texting. commitment issues.
  6. Virgo: pretentious. super smart, probably in a lot of advanced classes. struggles with depression and self-image. looks to make deep connections. insightful. always knows obscure facts. really likes video games. awkward.
  7. Libra: super understanding. on your side 100% of the time. amazing listeners. artsy. good with their hands. deep problems at home. gets annoyed pretty easily. puts on a mask a lot. trust issues. creative. rants for hours. twinge of sadness about them. can be really negative. has great hair.
  8. Scorpio: kinky. excellent huggers. wants to help but kinda sucks at it. arrogant. great friends. saying "I love you" isn't natural for them. smart. tries. knows they've fucked up but doesn't do much to stop or fix it. a mysterious heaviness to them. abhors ignorance/stupidity. doesn't know how to handle breakups.
  9. Sagittarius: boss ass bitch. motivated. intelligent. works hard. very understanding. cares about you. flips out at little things. wants fulfilling relationships. artist. listens well. family issues. not always honest about how they feel. strong. confident. full package.
  10. Capricorn: quiet. judgey. soft and gentle huggers. aren't very concerned with relationships. hard to talk to, but want you to talk to them. will probably make it in business. articulate with feelings.
  11. Aquarius: kind. hot as hell. craves physical contact. easy to befriend. fun to spend time with. honor roll af. manages emotions healthily. well-rounded individual. points out interesting things. stimulating conversation. there for you.
  12. Pisces: innocent and doe-eyed. super cute. in advanced classes, as they should be. empathetic. caring. defensive of their friends. will always love that one person. easy to talk to. fully immerses themselves in their music genre. tries to be threatening but isn't. avoids conflict. bubbly. can miss the point a lot.</p>
 

Happy2

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Hey XLNC MAK and Tania We are all athletic and have a sense of style
As if we didn't know that already
 

Miss Monique

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Dam I now have to read them all to know what one you are.
I'm on the cusp of Aquarius-Pisces
 

Happy2

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Oh its simple Miss M
One half of me wears nice quality shirt and tie
The other way well throttle you with said tie
Oh no I wont Oh yes you will
Arrgh forgot my pills today didnt you No i didn't
 

Miss Monique

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O but I like the idea of being tied up with the tie mmmm nice silk one please
 

Miss Monique

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O I'm insulted now I'm not worth a silk tie just a cheap $2 stockings what's the world coming to
 

Phoebe

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Cheaper to use a pair of Phoebes K Mart nylons Rather than one of my expensive ties Miss M

Hmmmm Kmart tights never... try Levante and above that... :) I have a pair that have a ladder in the foot you can use them,,, ;)
 

Phoebe

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Plus if you want to tie someone up with tights use 100 denier and above those wont ever rip or tear if tied correctly, tied up to a 4 poster bed with those your victim is at your whim...... :) sheer stockings are okay but not as strong....
 

Happy2

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Plus if you want to tie someone up with tights use 100 denier and above those wont ever rip or tear if tied correctly, tied up to a 4 poster bed with those your victim is at your whim...... :) sheer stockings are okay but not as strong....
So the K Mart stockings are only used to disguise your Identity when you go into the quality stores and steal the classy stockings?

But I do have other questions
Levant ? Hope there better quality than their cars
Falke Colombo designed nylons ?
Worsfold You only worn those since he started coaching Essendon ?
 

Phoebe

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So the K Mart stockings are only used to disguise your Identity when you go into the quality stores and steal the classy stockings?

But I do have other questions
Levant ? Hope there better quality than their cars
Falke Colombo designed nylons ?
Worsfold You only worn those since he started coaching Essendon ?

No I actually buy them, not steal em...... :)

Levante - Italian fine hosiery :)

Falke fine european brand.. DJ's used to stock them have not worn for ages.

Wolford - The Rolls Royce of Hosiery.... The Everest of leg wear. They last for ages, hardly ladder and wash great. :)
 

XLNC

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I hate hugs.
How can anybody *hate* hugs, Leo? :sorry:

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(Unless you're a scorpion or that other weirdo goat.)
 

XLNC

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Gemini: probably won't hesitate to throw someone else under the bus to succeed, but is friendly and nice. soft spoken, quiet. intimidatingly smart. athletic as hell. cute sense of style.
Nailed it.

Although I'm so nice, I trust you're all suitably intimidated by my smarts and quiet, stylish athleticism.

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Phoebe

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I hate hugs.

Now that's a 1st for the opposite gender... what woman hates hugs? I thought I heard it all till I read those 3 words.... what about french champagne, chocolates and diamonds does your hatred run to those too?

;)
 

Phoebe

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Nailed it.

Although I'm so nice, I trust you're all suitably intimidated by my smarts and quiet, stylish athleticism.

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Those that reside in the Nations Capital dont subscribe to the smarts comment you make, if the smarts were there Canberra would be more like Washington DC and not Aleppo..... ... ;)
 

Ginger Spice

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Now that's a 1st for the opposite gender... what woman hates hugs? I thought I heard it all till I read those 3 words.... what about french champagne, chocolates and diamonds does your hatred run to those too?

;)

Champagnes a no no, chocolate is an occasional thing and I have no interest in diamonds. I do like money though so I think that could make up for my lack of lust towards diamonds ;)

I am not an affectionate person outside of work lol
 

Phoebe

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Champagnes a no no, chocolate is an occasional thing and I have no interest in diamonds. I do like money though so I think that could make up for my lack of lust towards diamonds ;)

I am not an affectionate person outside of work lol

Just for you my love: why no champagne? LOL where can a person find a woman like you, every one I find loves champagne, chocolates and Diamonds well that addiction alone is costly... ;)

Like money now I love you even more now :) So why not affectionate outside work, for me its the other way around...


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Ginger Spice

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Just for you my love: why no champagne? LOL where can a person find a woman like you, every one I find loves champagne, chocolates and Diamonds well that addiction alone is costly... ;)

Like money now I love you even more now :) So why not affectionate outside work, for me its the other way around...


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I hardly ever drink... Maybe two or three times a year. I'm just such a lightweight I dont even bother lol


Working in this industry I already get spoilt with affection, outside of work I like my bubble :)
 
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