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Star Drek - Into Darkness

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colzilla

I'm not a Trekkie but I have seen the original movies at least once plus a few episodes of the T.V series especially the ones with 7 of 9.
The new Star trek movie was an entertaining romp and definitely worth the $10. But as much as I enjoyed the movie the new crew aren't a patch on the original old crew ala Billy Shatner and co. Plus Spock gets into a punch up... WTF!
Pommy villain Benedict Cumberbatch steals the show as the nutcase Kahn.

My verdict 4 Uranus out of 5

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Dallas

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I alway like to see the star trek movies, and yes was a 7 of 9 fan. If only she was on the PG website too, I'd sign up to be assimilated and check out her implants :)
 
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colzilla

Mr Dallas you can do just as good as 7 of 9 in the $160-200 for 30 minute price range...

Punting certainly evens the odds that's for sure.
 

homer

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Your not wrong there MrC. The new crew aren't up to scratch comparing to the old ones, but JJ Abrams can make movies. Can't wait to download it lol...

The 1st installment was good too, I'd give it 4 Female Klingons out of 5.
 
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colzilla

They had Judge Dredd as Bones.
Yes JJ Abrams seems to make good flicks. He'll be directing the new Star Bores movie which can't possibly be as bad as those snot infested prequel drivel films by George Clueless.

If I do a film it will be "Return Of The Punter"
 

homer

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lol yeah the prequels made of jellies by George Nucas...I look forward to JJ's version of Star Bores...

So I guess Fart Vader, Luke CumWalker, ChewmeBacca, Hands Below would be the characters of your film.
 

Dallas

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If I do a film it will be "Return Of The Punter"

If I do a film it will be called Resident Evil Punter staring Mila Jovovic as the lead hooker who gets a virus and goes on a ninja rampage clearing out brothels of drunk punters that walk around like they're dead. I would be the special forces dude that runs around with her with his weapon in his hand.
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- Ohhhhh Myyyyy;- Mila, just devine Hmmmmmmmmm
where my rum glass gotto


If I do a film it will be called Resident Evil Punter staring Mila Jovovic as the lead hooker who gets a virus and goes on a ninja rampage clearing out brothels of drunk punters that walk around like they're dead. I would be the special forces dude that runs around with her with his weapon in his hand.
 

Happy2

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If I do a film it will be called Resident Evil Punter staring Mila Jovovic as the lead hooker who gets a virus and goes on a ninja rampage clearing out brothels of drunk punters that walk around like they're dead. I would be the special forces dude that runs around with her with his weapon in his hand.

Mr D I just gotta know that Weapon in your hand Is it a long barrelled beauty like Dirty harry has Or a derringer ?
 
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colzilla

drunk punters .

I must be missing heaps on my punting adventures. I don't bump into other punters that often and only 1 gentleman who looked like he had drunk way to much.

Not to sure why a punter would do a booking smashed. His movie could be "Mr Floppy's Last Stand"
 

Happy2

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I must be missing heaps on my punting adventures. I don't bump into other punters that often and only 1 gentleman who looked like he had drunk way to much.

Not to sure why a punter would do a booking smashed. His movie could be "Mr Floppy's Last Stand"

Thats the thing Col You have said you are a day time punter Drop into your fave establishment from say midnight onwards You may well be in the sober minority then On say a Saturday morning

But I do agree it must be a lose lose situation
 
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colzilla

Thats the thing Col You have said you are a day time punter Drop into your fave establishment from say midnight onwards You may well be in the sober minority then On say a Saturday morning

But I do agree it must be a lose lose situation

I think the ideal time for a punt would be first thing in the morning... Morning wood etc.

Done my fair share of night time punts. Hard to bump into the louts in an establishment with the one on one intro system.
I guess the LT lounge set up is slighty different than to what I'm used to.
 

Dallas

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MrC visit LT's late on some Saturday night and you won't believe your eyes. From what I've heard the majority of drunk punters fall in a heap before even getting started - an expensive night out lol:)
 

Happy2

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MrC visit LT's late on some Saturday night and you won't believe your eyes. From what I've heard the majority of drunk punters fall in a heap before even getting started - an expensive night out lol:)

Book a lady fall asleep
Wake him at 8AM charge him for 8hrs Good one off earner for the lady Good wake up call for the drunk
 
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colzilla

MrC visit LT's late on some Saturday night and you won't believe your eyes. From what I've heard the majority of drunk punters fall in a heap before even getting started - an expensive night out lol:)

Good God! Mr D hardly an inviting scenario for the sober punter. Must be yet another reason the girls refer to it as a job.

Maybe they're smashed just to work up the courage to enter through the doors in the first place.
 

Happy2

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It is always interesting seeing the different people out the front of langtrees
There are the big tough miners say or big sportsmen Joking and egging each other on to try and enter the building
Then the ordinary average joe who just waltzes in Not a care in the world The same bloke the heavies would try and ridicule at a pub as a weakling or not manly
 
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colzilla

I've heard that some blokes are full of bravado with their mates in reception. Then once in the room with a girl a lot less of the bravado.
 

Dallas

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I've seen the same thing H2, had a couple of guys ask me once as I was going in if they could walk in with me, I said yes but no holding hands, keep that for the ladies
 

homer

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W/L so hot turkey went cold. Makes good for a film alright. lol..."Enter the Clams"
 

svengali

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Funny thing about drinking before a punt.

I once stopped and spoke to two middle-aged guys in a ute outside Langtrees. They were sinking tinnies to work up some "Dutch courage" for a punt. I told them they were in the right place but the ladies weren't going to come to them, they would have to go in if they wanted some action.

For Pete's sake guys, they are only women- they aren't going to bite you.
 

hornykiwi

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I am off to the Star Trek convention in August and will have a session with 7 of 9. Sadly not the session that most of us would want lol
 
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