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Donkey Punch- Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis.
Dirty Sanchez - Its when you stick ur finger in the ladies arse while you're fucking her. grab a little doo doo out and give a poo mustache while loudly saying 'andele andele!'
Houdini - When you're fucking her from behind, pull out for a second then you have a friend stick it to her. This is when you walk around to the front of her, flip the lights and say surprise!!
The Magician- when your behind her spit on her back like you blew your load, when she turns her head pull out and pop it in her eye...
Rodeo - When your doing doggy style and call her some other girls name and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Angry Dragon - While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
The Bait and Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing! (this grossed me out but I had to share!)
There are many more.... What are your personal favourites?
Dirty Sanchez - Its when you stick ur finger in the ladies arse while you're fucking her. grab a little doo doo out and give a poo mustache while loudly saying 'andele andele!'
Houdini - When you're fucking her from behind, pull out for a second then you have a friend stick it to her. This is when you walk around to the front of her, flip the lights and say surprise!!
The Magician- when your behind her spit on her back like you blew your load, when she turns her head pull out and pop it in her eye...
Rodeo - When your doing doggy style and call her some other girls name and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Angry Dragon - While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
The Bait and Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing! (this grossed me out but I had to share!)
There are many more.... What are your personal favourites?
............oh dear........maybe I should keep my weird sense of German (?) humour to myself............
