So whats happened to our forum?

[Happy2]

I find it rather disappointing to see this once vibrant and fun forum so low and down in the doldrums

Most of the old regular contributors are keeping away New posts are few and far between Except for a lot of Hi I'm from...
But these posters do not seem to be contributing past this point And the fun seems to be going or gone
I was away for three weeks (Yes I know You wish I was gone for far longer)
And new posts seems nigh on non existent and some have just been down right bitchy Especially one directed at secrets massage for some reason

Anyone have a reason for the forums fall from grace or suggestions for it to be back where it belongs?
Apart from having me kicked out of course Though I'm sure my wife will protect me Wont you Lana? Lana ? Where are you Lana?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Lucky Guy, He has Lana as his on-line Wifey, I am jealous.

So maybe what we need to do, is have more........."On-line Wifey and On-Line Hubbys".

I vote XLNC.............................Needs a on-line Wifey
Any women wishes to have XLNC as a on-line Hubby?

 

[Happy2]

So we are looking for a lady or man (Cant be seen to be pigeon holing can we ) for His XLNC ?
Ladies i can help here having met him
You must like skin so white its nigh on transparent That's probably being unkind Lets go for skin like alabaster and 150cm's in height would be generous
And youse have 2 B gooderer at English gramma
Any takers?

 

[Punk Zebra]

I find it rather disappointing to see this once vibrant and fun forum so low and down in the doldrums

Most of the old regular contributors are keeping away New posts are few and far between Except for a lot of Hi I'm from...
But these posters do not seem to be contributing past this point And the fun seems to be going or gone
I was away for three weeks (Yes I know You wish I was gone for far longer)
And new posts seems nigh on non existent and some have just been down right bitchy Especially one directed at secrets massage for some reason

Anyone have a reason for the forums fall from grace or suggestions for it to be back where it belongs?
Apart from having me kicked out of course Though I'm sure my wife will protect me Wont you Lana? Lana ? Where are you Lana?

mate, the secrets post was not bitchy but spot on. Too many people sticking their unwanted noses in were there not wanted. Everyone knows were the blame lies for this forum's sink into mediocrity.

 

[westy]

Like my cock, the forum will go through its ups and downs. But I reckon it will always come back bigger and better with a little stimulation.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Who will be the Pirates Wifey?
any offers?.............Its tough been a "Old Pirate"

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- Who will be the Pirates Wifey?
any offers?.............Its tough been a "Old Pirate"

After what we discussed Sunday
You think it could possibly be Dallas?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- I wish a women............You lucky old farmer.
I am thinking off woohing......................Amanda.
But I am open to any offers LOL

After what we discussed Sunday
You think it could possibly be Dallas?

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- I wish a women............You lucky old farmer.
I am thinking off woohing......................Amanda.
But I am open to any offers LOL

Poor Amanda
Though I think she will be a bit young for you
Though apart from Spikey I think everyone on this forum is younger than you

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy "What wrong with a Old Pirate", who is a Piss-Head
Well having one leg, one hand, one ear, one eye and four Teeth, may not been attractive to others.
But...........Hmmmm Amanda, she has her own whips, "I like that" LOL

Poor Amanda
Though I think she will be a bit young for you
Though apart from Spikey I think everyone on this forum is younger than you

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;--- "Who wishes to be an Old Pirate Wifey?"

 

[Happy2]

Me me oh please pick me to be your wifey

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- I am Thinking Amanda and her Whips..........................Is a Yes

 

[XLNC]

So we are looking for a lady or man (Cant be seen to be pigeon holing can we ) for His XLNC ?
Ladies i can help here having met him
You must like skin so white its nigh on transparent That's probably being unkind Lets go for skin like alabaster and 150cm's in height would be generous
And youse have 2 B gooderer at English gramma
Any takers?

Flattery will get you everywhere, h2, but my pants are always open.

I just saw this thread. My heart and salient other organs belong to Cyclone Tracey. There was a lady who knew how to stroke my massive, engorged, pulsating ego by patiently laughing at my monotonous, feeble attempts at humour (or at least pretending to). Alas, like so many stalwarts, my couldabeen wife has fled the forum too. Perhaps it was something I said.

 

[bepp]

I find it rather disappointing to see this once vibrant and fun forum so low and down in the doldrums

Most of the old regular contributors are keeping away New posts are few and far between Except for a lot of Hi I'm from...
But these posters do not seem to be contributing past this point And the fun seems to be going or gone
I was away for three weeks (Yes I know You wish I was gone for far longer)
And new posts seems nigh on non existent and some have just been down right bitchy Especially one directed at secrets massage for some reason

Anyone have a reason for the forums fall from grace or suggestions for it to be back where it belongs?
Apart from having me kicked out of course Though I'm sure my wife will protect me Wont you Lana? Lana ? Where are you Lana?

I agree entirely with ya H1+1=2..every time i logon i feel like an only child dont know anyone ....its frightening theres no one to wiggle me bum at

 

[Trinco]

Follow the money Trail and you will Find your answer

 

[magrov]

The question isn't who will by my TS wife, it's whose adoring husband will I be?

 

[ampmassageboy]

we know who you are bepp....#1

 

[Happy2]

Looking at beeps avatar and now ampmassageboys avatar

I think we need a bum wiggle off

 

[ampmassageboy]

don't be so cheeky H2

 

[Happy2]

don't be so cheeky H2

I was born without the glory of a big or even shapely booty
So you must forgive me

 

[Phoebe]

I was born without the glory of a big or even shapely booty
So you must forgive me

So you look like a wheat shoot then..??

 

[Happy2]

So you look like a wheat shoot then..??

Well its not green
Unless you mean inexperienced then it is green Only been used as nature intended

 

[Phoebe]

Well its not green
Unless you mean inexperienced then it is green Only been used as nature intended

You keeping cool today, it must be hot as hell up where you are ..... or maybe your tractor has a bloody great air cond...

 

[Happy2]

Today chores are done Critters in the shade and their water is fresh
We had small (Thankfully) fires yesterday so today its sit under the trees and sip a cooling refreshing drink and veg out

 

[Phoebe]

Today chores are done Critters in the shade and their water is fresh
We had small (Thankfully) fires yesterday so today its sit under the trees and sip a cooling refreshing drink and veg out

I do a lot of country driving, now how is it you guys harvest crops, etc etc, when you never see you guys working do you do it all when we are all asleep?? seems like magic...

 

[Happy2]

generally the accepted hours of work for most is regarded as the magic forty hour week I think If I was being honest I would do a 40 day year The rest comes under the heading of lifestyle
Plus only about 10%or sometimes less of a farm is visible from the road So maybe the seeder/harvester is on the other 90% of land you cant see?

Also from perth to Gero You would probably see more roo's than sheep But they are out there

 

[Phoebe]

So its magic... you wave a wand and its all done.. and you are right about the 90% my driving is great eastern highway, eyre highway and east wards...

 

[Happy2]

So its magic... you wave a wand and its all done..

Close You point and the hand runs off to do all the work you've indicated
Some kind people give these serfs a grandiose title like farm manager but...

You reckon this would be a nice day for a Mint Julep?

 

[Phoebe]

well done, so point and click no diff than using TS then hey?

Like most titles these days .... really ... yes it would be