So.......ladies this one is for you :)

[Master Yoda]

I'm at a lovely resort having a lovely evening with a lovely lady.

She asked for a favour of having me go get a snack...have a drink in the pub....or whatever....

But she wanted me to leave the building as she wanted to snap a log and she can't do that while I'm in the unit even though there's a door.

I smiled and obliged. ....it was kinda cute and annoying.

Is that normal ladies?

 

[TheRoamingEyeball]

Sounds like Elliot from Scrubs! "Nervous pooer" lol

 

[Dez]

Hahaha....

 

[Lord Spikey]

That is because girls don't shit, fart, sneeze or blow their noses.
Oh and they don't have BO, either.

Didn't you know that?

 

[Xtraman]

Hahahaha
I took a WL to Melbourne once and she did something similar...
I went down to the bar and had a drink and waited for the queue to come back to the room.
Said don't worry about it, we all have to sometime........

I stirred her up by going.... fuck! whats that smell!....lol copped a lashing for that ;(

 

[1Chat]

Hahahaha
I took a WL to Melbourne once and she did something similar...
I went down to the bar and had a drink and waited for the queue to come back to the room.
Said don't worry about it, we all have to sometime........

I stirred her up by going.... f**k! whats that smell!....lol copped a lashing for that ;(

Too funny!!..lol

 

[XLNC]

Conversely, if I had to go for a No.2 while my lady was in the room, I'd just tell her to relax cos the trumpeting she might hear doesn't mean a herd of elephants is about to charge out of the loo.

 

[Madam Tracey]

I guess its a manners thing....male or female. There are men who leave the room or excuse themselves if they are going to fart.....then there are the men who think they are going to win a prize for doing the loudest fart they could possibly push out ....kind of in your honor..for you to recognize what an awesome bloke they are.
Most women are anally retentive as we all know....go to a public loo and there are women who won't even pee if they think a stranger can hear them.
Honestly, I prefer to do my business in private. I certainly would not be pooing in front of a new boyfriend.
(Even if he was into some weird fetish) .

 

[Dez]

10 years in my relationship and I still don't 'do that' if he's on the other side of the door... I go to the other bathroom. I've puked a mess from being a drunk, needed to be showered and cleaned when unconscious, I've had babies in front of this man, brush my teeth, I'm even happy to chat through the crack of the door while peeing, but not the other thing....lol! That's pretty much a hard limit.

 

[Master Yoda]

Well this morning my lady friend ducked I to the bathroom for a shower. Knowing there was no towel in there I brought her one......

And.............


Now I know ladies use the sound a shower to hide the sounds of what there really doing...........


Lol

 

[laceyjoy]

Yep i know so many girls who just cant go if there is a man in the house or next room. And i am one of them, its shocking when you end up with a tummy ache, cant relax and enjoy yourself, just cause you need to drop the kids off at the pool. Thank god i know the shower trick

 

[BelleRose]

Well this morning my lady friend ducked I to the bathroom for a shower. Knowing there was no towel in there I brought her one......

And.............


Now I know ladies use the sound a shower to hide the sounds of what there really doing...........


Lol

haha yep i have done this trick before... I have also "gone to the shops" whilst staying at one of my exes house... I went straight to my friends house five minutes away... This continued for months...
i think i just want to have a little mystery...

 

[Lord Spikey]

This guy I know has a wife.
This particular wife enjoys her husband's agony when she asks him to hold her hand while she squeezes a Malteser.

 

[Sapphire]

This guy I know has a wife.
This particular wife enjoys her husband's agony when she asks him to hold her hand while she squeezes a Malteser.

Ewwwwwwww

 

[1Chat]

This guy I know has a wife.
This particular wife enjoys her husband's agony when she asks him to hold her hand while she squeezes a Malteser.

Too funny...that makes me laugh...lol

 

[1Chat]

I've read the comments and....is i t possible she wanted to make a private phone call, and rather it be surrounded by the mystery of her leaving the room, she doubles it back to you by having you leave the room? Otherwise if she left the room you might be thinking..."mmmm I wonder what she's doing?" Wheras now your thinking, shit............I wonder what the crap she was doing?....maybe?
,

 

[Miss Chloe]

Well this morning my lady friend ducked I to the bathroom for a shower. Knowing there was no towel in there I brought her one......

And.............


Now I know ladies use the sound a shower to hide the sounds of what there really doing...........


Lol

Haha I've done this a few times! But I also lock the door so I've never been caught out lol

 

[Dahlia]

I'm at a lovely resort having a lovely evening with a lovely lady.

She asked for a favour of having me go get a snack...have a drink in the pub....or whatever....

But she wanted me to leave the building as she wanted to snap a log and she can't do that while I'm in the unit even though there's a door.

I smiled and obliged. ....it was kinda cute and annoying.

Is that normal ladies?

too cute

 

[Madam Tracey]

This guy I know has a wife.
This particular wife enjoys her husband's agony when she asks him to hold her hand while she squeezes a Malteser.

Yep, cant possibly think why, but this has really made me laugh.

 

[Raye@Langtrees]

Yeah Yoda....it's the norm . Couldn't do when I first hooked up with b/f. The old shower trick always worked as long as there was a lock on door. You could poo in peace and shower after . It's kinda crazy how us ladies deal with issues such as this..

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[Dallas]

Wow this is all new to me!.. my Ex from the day we started dating would go whenever and wherever I was with the exception of being in the bathroom at the same time. I've done a few overnight booking with a w/l but I don't remember there being a problem. Interesting info though, thanks!

 

[XLNC]

As a matter of interest, does the same aversion apply to farting? Do some ladies leave the room when they feel they have to let rip a big 'un?

For my part, until several years ago, I used to be 'whispering death'. Nowadays, unfortunately, I could be mistaken for an out-of-tune horn section. So if gases need expelling after a particularly rich and spicy curry or whatever, I have to find a secluded spot (like an empty toilet at work) to obtain relief.

 

[laceyjoy]

So ladies i think its time we just turn over a new leaf, no more holding on to it and causing ourselves pain...
when we need to go we should just go for it, and if we need to ask the guy to take a walk just do it. There is no point in getting ill, and that is what happens if you dont go when you need to go. And lets face it no man is worth getting ill for.

 

[Sapphire]

As a matter of interest, does the same aversion apply to farting? Do some ladies leave the room when they feel they have to let rip a big 'un?

For my part, until several years ago, I used to be 'whispering death'. Nowadays, unfortunately, I could be mistaken for an out-of-tune horn section. So if gases need expelling after a particularly rich and spicy curry or whatever, I have to find a secluded spot (like an empty toilet at work) to obtain relief.

Farting is different, it's easier to get away with especially if there are other people around and it's a silent one because even if it smells like a dead rat crawled out of your ass (excuse the French), no one has the balls to accuse you of letting one rip (I learnt that off my brothers) because the persons inhaling your potent gases are probably not 100% sure if the dead rat (fart) crawled out of your ass or the person standing next to you yada yada yada, and even if you are the culprit, no one will say anything, not sure if I explained myself properly.

But if you have to take a dump and it's just you and your guy alone together, then that is a different kettle of fish. I think I would rather be abducted by aliens.

 

[Lord Spikey]

Soooo, does this mean that there aren't any ladies here who have perfected the Dutch Oven?

 

[Luxi Summer]

Lol
If I was needing to fart I would then laugh about it as not all guys actually can fart in front of girls this is something I find that happens once the guy is relax with that girl.
Mind you I also know a few that thinks its the boom hahah

 

[ashley james]

So ladies i think its time we just turn over a new leaf, no more holding on to it and causing ourselves pain...
when we need to go we should just go for it, and if we need to ask the guy to take a walk just do it. There is no point in getting ill, and that is what happens if you dont go when you need to go. And lets face it no man is worth getting ill for.

Lacey Joy, we both know this will never happen. in a dream world maybe hahahaha <3