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10. A woman in China was left deaf for two months from kissing. The act of sucking face “reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear” reported the China Daily.
9. More embarrassing than painful, a couple got stuck together having sex in the sea when the suction caused a vacuum and the guy could not get out, so to speak.
8. Hearing watermelon is an aphrodisiac, a man applied the juice to his penis. His girlfriend was badly allergic but it was too late to stop the man’s ardour.
7. A woman in Seattle was hospitalised after suffering from a three hour orgasm.
6. Wanting to surprise her husband, a woman turned up at his work with a box of sex toys for a naughty birthday treat. One gag and a locked jaw causing choking later in the staffroom.
5. A man was admitted to hospital complaining of rectal pain. Turns out that yes it does hurt when you pour liquid cement into your body and it solidifies.
4. Wanting to be a little more adventurous, a man indulged in a little outdoor sex with his wife. The result was that the man had to go to hospital to have a lizard removed after it had sneaked into his penis.
3. Never make your own sex toys. A man decided to stick a light bulb somewhere and it smashed. He only just escaped with his life.
2. Men with slightly small appendages — just be grateful for what you’ve got. One Malaysian man decided his wasn’t big enough and thought something should be done. So he stuck it in a welding nut and tried to stretch it. Sadly, he got stuck, forcing doctors to remove the top layer of penis skin to free it.
1. A couple in America decided to ramp up their vibrator by attaching it to a power tool. An electric saw. The woman had to be rushed to the ER. Thankfully she recovered and would be unlikely to try that again.
Link is broken so has been taken down
10. A woman in China was left deaf for two months from kissing. The act of sucking face “reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear” reported the China Daily.
9. More embarrassing than painful, a couple got stuck together having sex in the sea when the suction caused a vacuum and the guy could not get out, so to speak.
8. Hearing watermelon is an aphrodisiac, a man applied the juice to his penis. His girlfriend was badly allergic but it was too late to stop the man’s ardour.
7. A woman in Seattle was hospitalised after suffering from a three hour orgasm.
6. Wanting to surprise her husband, a woman turned up at his work with a box of sex toys for a naughty birthday treat. One gag and a locked jaw causing choking later in the staffroom.
5. A man was admitted to hospital complaining of rectal pain. Turns out that yes it does hurt when you pour liquid cement into your body and it solidifies.
4. Wanting to be a little more adventurous, a man indulged in a little outdoor sex with his wife. The result was that the man had to go to hospital to have a lizard removed after it had sneaked into his penis.
3. Never make your own sex toys. A man decided to stick a light bulb somewhere and it smashed. He only just escaped with his life.
2. Men with slightly small appendages — just be grateful for what you’ve got. One Malaysian man decided his wasn’t big enough and thought something should be done. So he stuck it in a welding nut and tried to stretch it. Sadly, he got stuck, forcing doctors to remove the top layer of penis skin to free it.
1. A couple in America decided to ramp up their vibrator by attaching it to a power tool. An electric saw. The woman had to be rushed to the ER. Thankfully she recovered and would be unlikely to try that again.
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