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Zeus

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Here are some brilliant questions to consider........

  1. What are the advantages and disadvantages of incest?
  2. Is it OK to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?
  3. Does peeking in a girls butt present any serious health risks?
  4. What would most likely happen if I stuck a curling iron up my butt hole?
  5. How to get pizza crust out of my anus?
  6. Will getting an abortion get me back into a virgin?
  7. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?

Can you please help me with these problems? :D
 
Sir Cruiser

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Zeus said:
Here are some brilliant questions to consider........

  1. What are the advantages and disadvantages of incest? YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TRAVEL but FUCKING YOUR TWIN MEANS YOU FEEL HER FAKING IT
  2. Is it OK to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex? YES BUT ONLY IF THEY CANNOT SEE YOU
  3. Does peeking in a girls butt present any serious health risks? NO PROVIDED SHE DOES GIVE YOU THE SHITS
  4. What would most likely happen if I stuck a curling iron up my butt hole? YOU WOULD HAVE A HOT ASS
  5. How to get pizza crust out of my anus? PUT A GERBIL UP IT
  6. Will getting an abortion get me back into a virgin? IT MIGHT IF YOU CAN FIND ONE
  7. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell? ONLY IF HIS NAME IS NOT BILL CLINTON

Can you please help me with these problems? :D
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did that help :D
 
Zoe Rider

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  1. What are the advantages and disadvantages of incest?
    I don't know what to answer to this!
  2. Is it OK to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?
    I don't know what to answer to this!
  3. Does peeking in a girls butt present any serious health risks?
    I don't know what to answer to this!
  4. What would most likely happen if I stuck a curling iron up my butt hole?
    I don't know what to answer to this!
  5. How to get pizza crust out of my anus?
    I don't know what to answer to this!
  6. Will getting an abortion get me back into a virgin?
    I don't know what to answer to this!
  7. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?
    I don't know what to answer to this!

Can you please help me with these problems?
As above.... I don't know what to answer to this!
 
homer

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I guess one needs to ask oneself, does masturbating into your own sandwich makes it a happy meal?
:eek:
 
Dallas

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  1. What are the advantages and disadvantages of incest?
    Advantages: It's easier than dating and they are only in the next room
    Disadvantage: A life time of thinking ewww at every family gathering until you're 90
  2. Is it OK to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?
    Yes, but it's not the touching that's bad it's when you mentally start joining in
  3. Does peeking in a girls butt present any serious health risks?
    As long as you've had your hep A shot's then you can probably have a party in there
  4. What would most likely happen if I stuck a curling iron up my butt hole?
    You get an instant perm... but it's not your hair that curls..
  5. How to get pizza crust out of my anus?
    Understanding how it got in there will help answer this
  6. Will getting an abortion get me back into a virgin?
    Yes, everyone knows this
  7. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?
    Good news, he was probably thinking of girls at the time so he's just Bi
    :)
 
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homer

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Dallas said:
  1. What are the advantages and disadvantages of incest?
    Advantages: It's easier than dating and they are only in the next room
    Disadvantage: A life time of thinking ewww at every family gathering until you're 90
  2. Is it OK to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?
    Yes, but it's not the touching that's bad it's when you mentally start joining in
  3. Does peeking in a girls butt present any serious health risks?
    As long as you've had your hep A shot's then you can probably have a party in there
  4. What would most likely happen if I stuck a curling iron up my butt hole?
    You get an instant perm... but it's not your hair that curls..
  5. How to get pizza crust out of my anus?
    Understanding how it got in there will help answer this
  6. Will getting an abortion get me back into a virgin?
    Yes, everyone knows this
  7. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?
    Good news, he was probably thinking of girls at the time so he's just Bi
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Oh Dallas, answer to question 7 should be....Send your son to Swanbourne and see how many guys hit on him and how many he takes home. Swanbourne is your natural gaydar. :eek:
 
Dallas

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homer said:
Oh Dallas, answer to question 7 should be....Send your son to Swanbourne and see how many guys hit on him and how many he takes home. Swanbourne is your natural gaydar. :eek:
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Haha yes you are right, sending him to swanbourne and seeing how he reacts would be the ultimate test :p
 
Dallas

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Miss Minsen said:
Let me know when. Ill make sure Im spread eagled with ankle and wrist restraints staked into the ground with a sign that says...................
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Uh oh.. .umm ..I think he needs to sit this one out.. I better go in first.. you know test the waters!
 
Mrs Langtrees

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Each of these questions should be a thread on its own, I am closing this thread, yes some good questions, but no one has time to write an encloyopedia
 
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