MissInsatiable & MrMuscle
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Ouch.
Lost a bit o skin trying to keep up with Miss Insatiable.
Mr Muscle.
Lost a bit o skin trying to keep up with Miss Insatiable.
Mr Muscle.
sex injuries
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lol Sounds like you have a wild cat there.
Reading your post got me to thinking, How many injuries and of what type can be related to the act of having sex?
Here are some of the results I found.
Eye popping orgasms
Do you go into sex wanting a blinding moment of pleasure? Be careful what you wish for. During particularly intense orgasms, the extreme increase in blood flow can actually lead to ruptured blood vessels in the eyes, causing temporarily reduced vision. Doctors have reported cases of men and women complaining of reddened eyes and damaged eyesight, with seemingly no clear causes until they ‘fess up about the particularly exuberant sex they’d had recently.
Heart stopping intercourse
Although it might not seem like it because of the amount of fun you’re having, remember that sex is still a form of exercise, with particularly steamy sessions burning over 300 calories in an hour. Research by the Journal of the American Medical Association has found that the increased physical exertion during sexual activity can actually triple your risk of a heart attack in the hours shortly after it.
Paralysing hickey
Hickeys are the love trophies of teenagers the world over, but they could actually be more dangerous than meets the eye. During sex, a New Zealand woman was given a hickey by her partner, and soon found her left arm partially paralysed. Doctors found that her hoover-mouthed husband’s hickey was so strong that it had caused a blood clot in an artery in her neck, causing her to have a minor stroke.
Bumps, breaks and sprains
Not all sex injuries are over the top or extreme – a UK study found that one third of people admitted to suffering minor injuries resulting from intercourse, including bruises, carpet burns, and sprained wrists and fingers. Five per cent of those surveyed even said they’ve had to miss work because of a sex-related injury, which must be a fun phone call to make to the boss.
My conclusion:
Next time you are looking at enjoying some mattress tango, you may want to ask the question, "Are you with HBF?" lol
Reading your post got me to thinking, How many injuries and of what type can be related to the act of having sex?
Here are some of the results I found.
Eye popping orgasms
Do you go into sex wanting a blinding moment of pleasure? Be careful what you wish for. During particularly intense orgasms, the extreme increase in blood flow can actually lead to ruptured blood vessels in the eyes, causing temporarily reduced vision. Doctors have reported cases of men and women complaining of reddened eyes and damaged eyesight, with seemingly no clear causes until they ‘fess up about the particularly exuberant sex they’d had recently.
Heart stopping intercourse
Although it might not seem like it because of the amount of fun you’re having, remember that sex is still a form of exercise, with particularly steamy sessions burning over 300 calories in an hour. Research by the Journal of the American Medical Association has found that the increased physical exertion during sexual activity can actually triple your risk of a heart attack in the hours shortly after it.
Paralysing hickey
Hickeys are the love trophies of teenagers the world over, but they could actually be more dangerous than meets the eye. During sex, a New Zealand woman was given a hickey by her partner, and soon found her left arm partially paralysed. Doctors found that her hoover-mouthed husband’s hickey was so strong that it had caused a blood clot in an artery in her neck, causing her to have a minor stroke.
Bumps, breaks and sprains
Not all sex injuries are over the top or extreme – a UK study found that one third of people admitted to suffering minor injuries resulting from intercourse, including bruises, carpet burns, and sprained wrists and fingers. Five per cent of those surveyed even said they’ve had to miss work because of a sex-related injury, which must be a fun phone call to make to the boss.
My conclusion:
Next time you are looking at enjoying some mattress tango, you may want to ask the question, "Are you with HBF?" lol
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Perth boy
What about damaging the tissue inside your ass from an strap on session while gagged and chained.
Never should have said is that all your got mistress .
Never should have said is that all your got mistress .
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Bring it on.......years ago I ended up with the worst carpet burns on my back bones ever........OMG.......couldn't wear jeans for a week and bending down wasn't fun either. LOL the other half had rather damaged knees. Did we enjoy it????? OH YEAHHHHHHH.......worth while the consequences after.
(we had to change position for a while.
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(we had to change position for a while.
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Is pregnancy a sex injury?
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Alecia the Foxx
Mosquito bites all over your ass from doing it outside in the bush.
5ome0ne
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It's more like a tumor.
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Well you can consider that a lifelong ailment. You will be scarred for life. lol...it's an accidental alimony depends on who you cause this injury to.
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Gentleman
Tania, those injuries you sustained a while back, are you sure there were caused by falling off a motorbike??? :laughing4
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pregnancy - Like Tom Jones is a sex bomb!
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Sandi Lang
carpet burn on my back and a burn stripe on my butt that hurt and scarred for quite a while... ouch!! but it was worth it will never forget it ...
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Farm Boy
Well there is bruising and carpet burn.
and then there's the"Bobbitt Procedure"
and then there's the"Bobbitt Procedure"
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Tania Admin
Ha, ha smarty pants
The injuries were definitely from coming off my bike,,riding is nearly as good as sex, Nearly!!- Status