Russia's greatest love machine

[figjam]

Rasputin

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine. The greatest penis of all time belonged to this simple Russian peasant. Why? It was huge, reportedly over 12 inches when erect. It is also steeped in mystery and was a key player in one of the most pivotal events in 20th century history. Rasputin was rumoured to have been sleeping with the Russian Queen (and at least one of her daughters). He ultimately became a key advisor to the royal family and accordingly earned the jealous wrath of certain members of the nobility who set out to kill him. When they did they reputedly severed his penis from his body and flung it across the room. It was discovered the next day by a maid who took it home with her. The putatively preserved penis has recently been rediscovered and is currently on display at a museum in St. Petersburg.

 

[homer]

ouch! It doesn't pay to have a huge dong.

 

[equanimous]

Thank F@#K you weren't talking about Put-in

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Great Thread