Ruin a wish

[Happy2]

Simple fun game we played when well lubricated

You make a wish Next poster grants it But with an addition that ruins it

For example

I wish to be able to see through ladies clothes at will

Granted But the ladies will only be 90 years of age or older

Okay you get the gist

I wish to be to be irrisistible to blondes

 

[XLNC]

Granted. But only gender-bending blondes named Phoebe.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- I wish to be Good-Looking

 

[XLNC]

Granted. But all the world's women have just gone blind.

 

[Happy2]

I wish feminism was the just and sensible cause it was 25 yrs ago

 

[XLNC]

Why the dislike? Didn't I utterly ruin your wish? I thought that was the point of the thread!

 

[XLNC]

I wish feminism was the just and sensible cause it was 25 yrs ago

I'm not sure it was ever sensible. Since women got the vote, we've had a Great Depression and two world wars. In fact, the world's gone to the dogs since universal suffrage. The dogs, I say!

 

[Happy2]

I want to agree but The scorn that will come pouring down from the lofty heights of the pure and just Phoebe scares me so I will just say

What an utterly male point of view terrible Just Terrible



Good on you Your xlnc

 

[Happy2]

Why the dislike? Didn't I utterly ruin your wish? I thought that was the point of the thread!

Sorry it was not the post It was the Mind picture I disliked

 

[XLNC]

Sounds like you're well and truly Phoebe-whipped. How pathetic.

I just saw the fine print. That's worse. You're a cowering blob of man jelly.

 

[Happy2]

Sounds like you're well and truly Phoebe-whipped. How pathetic.

I just saw the fine print. That's worse. You're a cowering blob of man jelly.

That's me
Down with femonazi's
Up with true Feminism
better ?

 

[XLNC]

OK, my turn...

I wish I were darker (so I could goose beach babes and not get burnt) and taller (so I wouldn't have to sit in a high chair when fine dining).

 

[Happy2]

Granted but you will look like a Pakistani and no working girl will ever allow you within cooee

 

[XLNC]

Where is Miss Monique...?

 

[Happy2]

Where is Miss Monique...?

On a working holiday I believe

 

[Happy2]

Okay just for you nastier people out there

I wish for a cure for my baldness

There you go Go your hardest

 

[XLNC]

Granted. But your hair will be pink curls and impossible to cut.

 

[Rachy]

i wish i had an endless supply of cash.

 

[XLNC]

Granted. But the currency of the future is blowjobs.

 

[Happy2]

I wish His XLNC and Phoebe become best friends

 

[Phoebe]

I wish His XLNC and Phoebe become best friends

What,.. no way...... Sooner make friends with Assad than XLNC...

 

[Phoebe]

Ruin A wish...

That I was a Super model... walking for major labels...

 

[Happy2]

Granted but the brands are Big W and Kmart

 

[billybones]

Ruin a wish..
That I could holiday wherever I liked

 

[Happy2]

Granted but your boss goes with you always

 

[billybones]

Granted but your boss goes with you always

Sure.... I wish he would only stay in my suitcase

 

[Phoebe]

I mean Chanel, Prada, Gucci etc etc....

 

[Happy2]

Calm down Fee Bee calm down its a game It's just a game

I wish Phoebe was King gee and jockeys man

 

[Phoebe]

Fashion a game,,,,, never.... How dare you say the rag trade is a game.... LOL

Nope.... sowwy........ How about berlei' and adidas....??

 

[homer]

I wish I could shit gold, my very own gold mine. Totally legal.