RIP Anal Fingering:(

[DitaTempest1]

For those of our forum friends who don't know, the Langtrees smokers' lounge has a beautiful fish tank, which is home to a number of fish and (up until recently) a very cute gold coloured snail. One night a couple of girls and I were out the back and the subject came up that the fish should have names. So we chose names from the extras menu. It is my sad duty to report that Anal Fingering the snail died recently. RIP Anal Fingering. You were a good, good snail and will be sadly missed.

 

[Madam Jacqui]

And i thought it was All about Anal Sex, Kathy.............

 

[magrov]

And here I was thinking this waa going to be about anal fingering with sharp nails. Ouch.

 

[Master Yoda]

What a cute story lol.

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Well they do leave a slimy trail on land.

 

[Linda]

lol thats funny
the naming the fish with the extras menu i mean
so sad to hear that it died

 

[scarlett lee]

Alas, poor Anal Fingering, he'd been ailing for a while. At least Butt Sex, Ball Licking and Strap On seem to be taking his loss okay. Maybe they really do only have a memory of three seconds? ? ?

 

[Raye@Langtrees]

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[I12345]

Any chance of having the LT extras menu posted please.

 

[Gina Ling]

I love sex but not Anal.

 

[Madam Tracey]

I love snails but not in my anus. True story one of our working ladies was asked to insert live snails into the anus of her client.....Very few things surprise me.

 

[TheCock]

I love snails but not in my anus. True story one of our working ladies was asked to insert live snails into the anus of her client.....Very few things surprise me.

Was he French?

ohthatwassowrongofme

 

[DitaTempest1]

Was he French?

ohthatwassowrongofme

Hahaha No, he was of French/Greek extraction;-)

 

[happytimes]

I love sex but not Anal.

yeah i would agree with that,

 

[Happy2]

I love sex but not Anal.

You don't like Lana? Sorry my bad Spelling isn't my forte

 

[Madam Tracey]

What is it with anal....some guys its like their goal in life is to have anal sex with you..someone anyone everyone.
When you offer to return the favor .....by inserting an object of equivalent size into their butt hole (gently of course)
their arse cheeks snap shut tighter than a clam out of water...".No that's gay" is often the response to which i will respond "wanting to put your cock in my arse isn't that gay?".
Then there are the guys who just love anal attention of any kind and they are as straight as a die.
My point is ....the arse is the arse.......anal pleasure has nothing to do with being gay,
Guys need to open up their minds and open up those butt cheeks......cum on .....fairs fair!!
Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm new memo, "do not bend over when Cyclone Tracey is in the same room", "shut Pirate Manuel". Good work time for a Rum

 

[homer]

And I thought Ana was a lovely lady butt not to be. RIP indeed oh your poorly named slimey thang. lol...

 

[Madam Tracey]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm new memo, "do not bend over when Cyclone Tracey is in the same room", "shut Pirate Manuel". Good work time for a Rum

Happypirate ....I didn't think you would scare that easily.....

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy You Arrrrrr Correct, I probably would encourage you and hand over a whip, it would be fun, me hoping around a room , you trying to flog me LOL
Cheers and have a fun evening

Happypirate ....I didn't think you would scare that easily.....

 

[Madam Tracey]

Ahoy Coy Boy.....cat o nine tails .....I did not see that on your poll...Now you are scaring me!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy My apologies, sorry for been scary
Cheers and Pass the Rum, have a fabulous Easter

 

[DitaTempest1]

What is it with anal....some guys its like their goal in life is to have anal sex with you..someone anyone everyone.
When you offer to return the favor .....by inserting an object of equivalent size into their butt hole (gently of course)
their arse cheeks snap shut tighter than a clam out of water...".No that's gay" is often the response to which i will respond "wanting to put your cock in my arse isn't that gay?".
Then there are the guys who just love anal attention of any kind and they are as straight as a die.
My point is ....the arse is the arse.......anal pleasure has nothing to do with being gay,
Guys need to open up their minds and open up those butt cheeks......cum on .....fairs fair!!
Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

And on that note, I would really love to post a video response, but alas, no can do from the Lounge computer. So I'll go old school and suggest that everybody check out Garfunkel & Oates "The Loophole" on youtube.

 

[Zoe Rider]

Naww... RIP snail

I flushed my sisters fish down the loo last week! Must be something with aquatic creatures dying this week

 

[Madam Tracey]

i lost 2 fish this week at home...how bizzare

 

[magrov]

i lost 2 fish this week at home...how bizzare

I ate two fish. Very bizarre

 

[Madam Tracey]

So that'

I ate two fish. Very bizarre

So that's where they went!

 

[homer]

Two fish and an escargot on a platter.

 

[Fudd]

...I wonder if "Back Door Betty" is still alive & swimming?....lol...

 

[GraceCee]

So we've now lost a fish and a snail in the past few weeks at LT's. I wonder what they're feeding them?...