reasons to book me

[Co-ordinator]

I laugh at my own jokes so u don't have too, but u probably will because I am hilarious
xoxoox

 

[wellworn]

and modest

 

[1Chat]

I heard that if you can make a lady laugh its a sure way to get laid, but if she is already laughing what happens then.......

 

[wellworn]

stumps me, ..what ?

 

[Happy2]

I heard that if you can make a lady laugh its a sure way to get laid, but if she is already laughing what happens then.......

Plus the laughing should start while your dressed
I'm sure when the the girl starts laughing when your naked It's not a good sign

 

[wellworn]

Or it could also be they way that the punter has dressed in their best cord slacks and hawiian shirt, sandals with socks, and a comb over ....well at least that's how i like to roll

 

[Happy2]

Or it could also be they way that the punter has dressed in their best cord slacks and hawiian shirt, sandals with socks, and a comb over ....well at least that's how i like to roll

PHwaar Combovers
Aren't those combovers Sexy?
I just dont know how a girl could possibly resist resist

 

[wellworn]

They can't

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmmm Combovers fan club Thread, I blame Tahlia Sheen
I need more Rum

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy;- Hmmmmm Combovers fan club Thread, I blame Tahlia Sheen
I need more Rum

So Your not going to nominate Talia For Best Thread HP ?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy You Know, Talia is so wonderful, giving you guys a combovers fan club and everything,
but I think no.

So Your not going to nominate Talia For Best Thread HP ?

 

[Happy2]

Ahoy You Know, Talia is so wonderful, giving you guys a combovers fan club and everything,
but I think no.

Miserable Git
Now I Know why your not going to the Get together
You weren't bloody well invited !!

Meanie !!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy You arrrrr correct, I was not invited LOL
Everyone knows, I am an old Pirate, Going to a Party and scaring most of the guest and all the young ladies, would not be a good look.........maybe MsSue will send me some Rum instead LOL

Miserable Git
Now I Know why your not going to the Get together
You weren't bloody well invited !!

Meanie !!

 

[1Chat]

Plus the laughing should start while your dressed
I'm sure when the the girl starts laughing when your naked It's not a good sign

Yeah laughing, "how is that supposed to fit in here"... Lol....

 

[XLNC]

It's still a little early and my mind's a bit fuzzy but I suspect there's a connection between Miss Sheen, combovers and happy2 that I just cannot put my finger on...

 

[Happy2]

It's still a little early and my mind's a bit fuzzy but I suspect there's a connection between Miss Sheen, combovers and happy2 that I just cannot put my finger on...

I admit to being a hairless bumpkin
But pleased to say I have enough confidence in myself to be able to go through life with out a combover
Even if the ladies do drool over them and the Cancer council give them 10 out of 10 for sun protection if done correctly

 

[XLNC]

So Tahlia is not your love child then? She must be relieved.

I too decided some time ago that, if and when my top cover begins to diminish rapidly, I'd much rather go for the clean shaven Telly Savalas / Yul Brynner look. Combovers scream desperate and indecisive to me. Two of my qualities I don't wish to broadcast.

Anyway, what other reasons are there to book Tahlia apart from her making jokes and laughing uncontrollably when we drop our daks? (I admit I find a bit of humiliation and mocking directed at me in the nude strangely erotic, but then I think we established some time ago I'm a weirdo that way.)

 

[Happy2]

No shaved head cnlx Just have the wrong shaped bonce
Happy with short clipped horseshoe

Once I did have a strange lady come up to me in the Northampton News agent and lick my scalp prior to buying her lotto
Never saw her again Either won big or got poisoned

 

[Dallas]

No shaved head cnlx Just have the wrong shaped bonce
Happy with short clipped horseshoe

Once I did have a strange lady come up to me in the Northampton News agent and lick my scalp prior to buying her lotto

Gosh... maybe that's how you get a head job in that part of town

 

[Happy2]

Gosh... maybe that's how you get a head job in that part of town

Better than going to Swanbourne like yourself Eh Dallas?

 

[Dallas]

Better than going to Swanbourne like yourself Eh Dallas?

That's true H2, I think you'd get more than your head licked down there

 

[Happy2]

That's true H2, I think you'd get more than your head licked down there

I thought that's why you went Dallas To get your head licked?

 

[Co-ordinator]

I heard that if you can make a lady laugh its a sure way to get laid, but if she is already laughing what happens then.......

u move on to the next lady coz chances are she is laughing at u lol