Randomly funny moment.

[Master Yoda]

Here on Monday noon for no reason or rhyme I ended up having lunch with a bunch of mates I havn seen in a while.

These lads are the blokey, high vis shirted, hard working, rough handed guys that make for interesting conversation with short spurts of grunt like speech. Great guys....love spending time with them.

One of them in particular often stares into a phone until he wishes to share something. And always totally random and usually leaves the rest of us wondering why he said what he said and searching for a point.


Anyway. .... today he lifted his chin away from his phone and said the following with no expression on his face and with a deep monotone voice.


There's a guy at the chemist.....pause.......

He has really clean hands......pause....

Like he must get them manicured or some shit.....long pause....



At this point we are all waiting to see what the f#ck is he on about........he has our full attention.




Then he speaks again. And reveals what all that was about as he says....


HE'S OBVIOUSLY A FAG......


The randomness of that speech and the way it was delivered had allof us laughing so hard we all nearly brought our lunch back up.


This thread is not about judgements of attitudes on sexual orientation. Just wanted to share that goofy moment.

 

[Dez]

Sorry to say, that what you have described here does not translate to me as humorous.

 

[homer]

I guess some funnies are not as funny when typed. You just gotta be in that moment.

 

[Raye@Langtrees]

Why is it that if a guy looks sharp as in his appearance , easy on the eye, smells yummy looks hot works out, that other men assume he's gay....

 

[Happy2]

Flying out on my last trip The girl at the gate was one of those rare people who could be understood clearly over the loud speaker system She was halfway through advising us of a 1/2 hour delay when she sneezed for all to hear followed by ooh yuck Maybe she left a spray trail over the microphone as well

 

[HappyPirate]

 

[Happy2]

Good to see you have put on some weight at last HP

 

[Bobofunk]

Sorry to say, that what you have described here does not translate to me as humorous.

I think the funny part of this story is the guys thought process. "This guy has clean hands. He must be gay!" I wonder how he will feel when he is at the doctors for a prostate exam and notices how clean the docs hands are.
By his way of thinking, all doctors and chefs must be gay!

 

[homer]

Why is it that if a guy looks sharp as in his appearance , easy on the eye, smells yummy looks hot works out, that other men assume he's gay....

Well if a guy looks perfect in every way and looks like he has been to a shop for his manicure and pedicure. Not a hair out of line. And seems like he would spend 2 hours every morning to groom himself before going to work. These are not what a normal guy would do, I suppose. But I maybe wrong, there maybe some new age male breed out there. I am just an old fart, what do i know.

Flying out on my last trip The girl at the gate was one of those rare people who could be understood clearly over the loud speaker system She was halfway through advising us of a 1/2 hour delay when she sneezed for all to hear followed by ooh yuck Maybe she left a spray trail over the microphone as well

Maybe she did leave behind some of her DNA sample on the mic, yuck is a natural reaction to secretion that was forcefully spewed out of one's pie hole.

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Arrr...good to finally meet you with your peg leg and alll....

 

[Master Yoda]

I think the funny part of this story is the guys thought process. "This guy has clean hands. He must be gay!" I wonder how he will feel when he is at the doctors for a prostate exam and notices how clean the docs hands are.
By his way of thinking, all doctors and chefs must be gay!

That's the point. Didn't matter what he said. Was the way he said it. It was not effective to write about it I know. But was funny when I was there.

 

[svengali]

Yep, that old "if he spends more than five minutes in the bathroom he must be gay" attitude still lingers.

I wonder what he would make of male ballet dancers? those guys are fit enough to run most footballers into the ground but have to do all their stuff with a smile and no hairs out of place.

 

[Happy2]

There are/were those silly buggers with the do's and handbags Sorry "man" bags What were they called Metrosexuals? They're meant to be straight

But it depends where you go, on how you will be treated I guess I mean they mince into my local up hear and they would stick out like dogs balls We walk into the once good pub the wentworth Now the Bohemian I believe and we would be the odd ones out

And sven do you remember when Malthouse had the Eagles do a session with the WA Ballet ? I remember them being in awe of these performers after just one session They were sore where they had never been sore before