Q: What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?

[Saguaro]

A: "Stand back, I don't know how long this thing gets".
[sound of crickets]...[Saguaro picks up his hat and moves towards the door wordlessly]

 

[Master Yoda]

......................um........................................nice weather....................................................

 

[Rosie Nuru]

Mine's bigger than yours

 

[Master Yoda]

Adam: Hey pretty lady... wanna know something?

If I wasn’t gay I’d be so into you. It’s totally out of my character, but it take care of you, worship you, love you, and make you mine and only mine and you will have to accept a life where I protect and pamper you and make you my queen and make you the happiest and luckiest woman for the rest of your life...

Eve: speechless and trying to hide a smile.

Adam: wanna know something else?

Eve: w w w what?

Adam: I’m not gay...

Eve: expressionless

Adam: come lets go for a walk and I’ll show you a nice tree with something yummy on it

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[Samantha Witch]

were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.

 

[Historian]

Is that the snake everyone's warned me about?

 

[Historian]

Eve: Who are you going to please with that?

Adam: Me!

 

[Averagebloke]

Adam : Are those real?

 

[Xavier Jung]

Where is Lilith?

 

[Matt-in-Black]

Clothing is optional!

 

[Master Yoda]

Hey look... this gets bigger every time you bend over... hmmm