Punting Pissed

[mrys]

You know how it goes. It’s Friday night and you’re letting your hair down with a glass or 6 and you suddenly decide that 1AM with a gut full of booze is the perfect time to share your charm, wit, and adonis like physique with a gorgeous WL.Seems like such a good idea at the time and I’m certainly guilty of this on a number of occasions. Some experiences had happy endings, some definitely did not! One memorable fail was a delightful and accomodating WL (1AM booking is accomodating in my view) I arrived thanks to a smirking cabbie got to the front door, was greeted by a goddess (beer goggles are very real) got the money sorted had a wobbly shower, lay on the bed, kissed her once, rolled over for a back rub to start proceedings and went to sleep……and the tale has it that I was very hard to wake up for quite some time Have you ever punted pissed and how has it worked out for you?

 

[1steelrod]

Oh many times. Kalgoorlie was bad for me. Had a compass setting where if I was pissed I would end up at 181 . Many times where I'd walk in and tell who ever was sitting on the sofa to fuck off it's mine. Wake Up hours later . Going how the fuck did I get here. How long have I been here for. Many questions not answered. But I can tell you this. I was never taken advantage off. Any money in my pocket was still there . Most times when I come to I'd book what ever girl wanted me in my drunken state.. All ways good fun regardless who was there.
A lot different to being in the city where there are no safe guard,s in place.

 

[ozwarlock67]

Stopped by a massage parlour once after a few too many glaases of red. Performed okay, though.

 

[mrys]

Oh many times. Kalgoorlie was bad for me. Had a compass setting where if I was pissed I would end up at 181 . Many times where I'd walk in and tell who ever was sitting on the sofa to fuck off it's mine. Wake Up hours later . Going how the fuck did I get here. How long have I been here for. Many questions not answered. But I can tell you this. I was never taken advantage off. Any money in my pocket was still there . Most times when I come to I'd book what ever girl wanted me in my drunken state.. All ways good fun regardless who was there.
A lot different to being in the city where there are no safe guard,s in place.

Hahaha. Yep, the nod off waiting is very familiar! Like you I've never woken up to find money missing. I think the ladies take pity on me and try to look after a horney but kind soul

 

[mrys]

Stopped by a massage parlour once after a few too many glaases of red. Performed okay, though.

It's often just one drink too many that's the difference between an icy pole and a soft serve

 

[ozwarlock67]

It's often just one drink too many that's the difference between an icy pole and a soft serve

At 55, I wouldn't do it now. Must have been close to 20 years ago.

 

[WildBrumby]

I kinda want to remember what I did the next day…

 

[No idea what to do]

Yes
I have done this and felt like a complete tool when I woke up.
I'd spent $400 for the good time and had to negotiate in the morning for an overnight stay,
Paid an extra $800.00 and left without even dipping by cock apparently.

2.30am appointment, Left at 9.30am No Idea what happened except the sleep hangover and no root.

The Frenchman

 

[WildBrumby]

Yes
I have done this and felt like a complete tool when I woke up.
I'd spent $400 for the good time and had to negotiate in the morning for an overnight stay,
Paid an extra $800.00 and left without even dipping by cock apparently.

2.30am appointment, Left at 9.30am No Idea what happened except the sleep hangover and no root.

The Frenchman

Ouch!

 

[No idea what to do]

Ouch!

YES It Hurt the wallet

The Frenchman

 

[ozwarlock67]

I have never had a 2.30am punt.
On the very few occasions there was a WL involved at that hour, money had already been settled and she was asleep beside me.

 

[Bigdy]

Yes
I have done this and felt like a complete tool when I woke up.
I'd spent $400 for the good time and had to negotiate in the morning for an overnight stay,
Paid an extra $800.00 and left without even dipping by cock apparently.

2.30am appointment, Left at 9.30am No Idea what happened except the sleep hangover and no root.

The Frenchman

Man you gotta have money to burn like that!

 

[Bigdy]

Oh many times when I was young, stupid and had drinking issues. few I remember now:

1. Cute girl that ended up having cock. I had more scruples back then and ended up not rooting,she ended up letting me sleep and shipped me still drunk home the next morning. I turned the laughing stock of my uni for few years over that one.
2. Once, while being absolutely wasted had the idea of picking up a street lady and taking her home. My dad didn't let me enter home (I was 22 or so at the time). That one was quite embaracing
3. Old woman with gigantic tits few days before Xmas.. next day she took me to have breakfast and to do shopping for presents for her kids while I was still drunk. Was kind of expensive but somehow much less regretful than the other times.
4. Again totally wasted in other town ended up fucking on a ugly joint near some army barracks. Got robbed and got molluscum.

Now fortunately I'm not longer young and don't drink either. The other problem had been harder to overcome

 

[mrys]

Yes
I have done this and felt like a complete tool when I woke up.
I'd spent $400 for the good time and had to negotiate in the morning for an overnight stay,
Paid an extra $800.00 and left without even dipping by cock apparently.

2.30am appointment, Left at 9.30am No Idea what happened except the sleep hangover and no root.

The Frenchman

I feel your pain. My experience cost me 1K. It was a very expensive snooze!!!

 

[funflyer]

For quite some time now I haven't mixed punting and boozing just because the results in the bedroom don't measure up. If I meet a girl in a beer bar and like her I'll buy her a few lady drinks and sit and get to know her a bit. Then make an arrangement (with their whatsapp or similar) to go back the next evening to bar fine them and take them out. I enjoy having a few drinks the first night as a prelude to the following evening.

 

[Jack1666]

Generally speaking, anything you think is a good idea when you are pissed, isn't.

 

[No idea what to do]

Generally speaking, anything you think is a good idea when you are pissed, isn't.

Have to agree, I have done some very stupid things drunk
example above.
Ambition and ability Not the same thing

The Frenchman

 

[Hairybum]

A few years ago I was living in Maylands and had seen Mature Mickey a couple of times when she was there. Always had a great time as I think she was still new to the scene. One Friday night I was drunk at a work do but decided to walk home from Northbridge to sober up. I start drunkenly texting what I think is Mickey's number. Great news not only is she home but she is up for a visit! Awesome, methinks and arrange to arrive as soon as my drunk legs can navigate the wilds of Mt Lawley.

I finally get to the Whatley crescent address and knock on the door. No answer so I text. The reply assures me that paradise awaits and is accompanied by a delightful picture of a nipple. She is ready to go. I knock again, not very loud as it is almost midnight and I don't want to be that guy.

I text again and the reply is that she is waiting at the door. WTF I knock again , nothing. At that moment who should stagger up the stairs but a drunken Mickey. She looks a bit surprised but ushers me inside. I show her the texts and she points out the fact that it is not her number. Fark, I am drunk, horny with aching feet. Turns out Mickey has been at the Casino celebrating her mates birthday and dancing. I do not know who I've been texting because the message history was only very general. I know I had seen the twice before and I can only vaguely remember it being a good mutual experience.
Mickey is drunk and hungry and kindly invites me to have of her leftover dinner. My phone buzzes with more texts and I lie and say the taxi broke down and I'll have to catch whoever it was next time. Me and Mickey eat and watch some crap on TV. She teases me for my drunken idiocy. We offer to massage each other's tired feet. She is looking good.

She gets up turns the TV off and announces she needs a shower. Off comes her little black dress. I stare at the nice naked lady. I am not quick on the uptake because booze. She then let's me know that I can also take a shower. I am still a bit hard of thinking so I um and ah until she literally grabs me, strips me and pushes me into the shower.
Turns out she was also drunk and horny. A most enjoyable morning was spent.

 

[dudelebowski]

Outstanding result man and you owe it all to booze haha.

 

[mrys]

A few years ago I was living in Maylands and had seen Mature Mickey a couple of times when she was there. Always had a great time as I think she was still new to the scene. One Friday night I was drunk at a work do but decided to walk home from Northbridge to sober up. I start drunkenly texting what I think is Mickey's number. Great news not only is she home but she is up for a visit! Awesome, methinks and arrange to arrive as soon as my drunk legs can navigate the wilds of Mt Lawley.

I finally get to the Whatley crescent address and knock on the door. No answer so I text. The reply assures me that paradise awaits and is accompanied by a delightful picture of a nipple. She is ready to go. I knock again, not very loud as it is almost midnight and I don't want to be that guy.

I text again and the reply is that she is waiting at the door. WTF I knock again , nothing. At that moment who should stagger up the stairs but a drunken Mickey. She looks a bit surprised but ushers me inside. I show her the texts and she points out the fact that it is not her number. Fark, I am drunk, horny with aching feet. Turns out Mickey has been at the Casino celebrating her mates birthday and dancing. I do not know who I've been texting because the message history was only very general. I know I had seen the twice before and I can only vaguely remember it being a good mutual experience.
Mickey is drunk and hungry and kindly invites me to have of her leftover dinner. My phone buzzes with more texts and I lie and say the taxi broke down and I'll have to catch whoever it was next time. Me and Mickey eat and watch some crap on TV. She teases me for my drunken idiocy. We offer to massage each other's tired feet. She is looking good.

She gets up turns the TV off and announces she needs a shower. Off comes her little black dress. I stare at the nice naked lady. I am not quick on the uptake because booze. She then let's me know that I can also take a shower. I am still a bit hard of thinking so I um and ah until she literally grabs me, strips me and pushes me into the shower.
Turns out she was also drunk and horny. A most enjoyable morning was spent.

That's a brilliant tale! I do love a happy ending in every sense!!!

 

[Johnnyshakes]

of course yes