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Pump Logic

homer

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Ok if this sounds like another rant, it probably is. If this thread offends anyone, million apologies in advance.

I've seen a lot of these, maybe it's just me being slow to observe. Anyway, long story short, people who drive a car with the fuel filler on the left should be able to use the fuel pump on either side. Not unless you drive a rig, 4WD, Ute etc...

When the fuel pump is on the wrong side, one would normally drive the car a tad forward and closer to the pump. This would normally work for any car upto the size of a Commodore. I've driven one before I know.

So there's this one time at a fuel station, waiting for the front car to leave so I could fill up. I saw another car waiting in the opposite direction, not able to see it fully, and not knowing what its intention was. I assume it was just waiting for the other pump as that vehicle was facing in the opposite direction too. Logic yeah?!...go with the flow? not anti-flow? :vulcan:

As soon as the front car went forward and having some difficulty leaving because of that car blocking the way. The car just charged forward at my car, as I was at the same time trying to move forward. I thought WTF? :finger:The driver gave me the window wiper index finger, of No no no your not getting in. She's blonde too, sorry to say. Like a tigress she charged forward with no regards. I had to reverse quickly and luckily no car was behind me. I am not sure if she has just been released from Graylands or has not used a fuel bowser for a while? It's probably both, I could've sworn insanity was on her side.:banghead: I gave her a queer look and just left the station. :meh:There's more than one fuel station in Perth I thought, this one is not anything special.

I am just befuddled as to how one could be so affixiated to the idea of one sidedness? Cum on, you can wank/masturbate with both hands, I am sure it's not that hard to fill up your car from the other side. :cow:
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy; - your logic and analysis is correct Homer, but unfortunately in our society placing yourself first above everyone else is seen everywhere. As well there is the aspect of winning at all cost; I have to admit you see a lot of crazy things happen at petrol stations, let us no forget the continuing sarga you get when you are trying to pay for your gas. That alone I am sure there are100 of stories to be told by just about everyone.
Cheers and Pass the Rum
 
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