Potential dildo's better then having a boyfriend...

[Dakota Cameron]

Things I'd rather use as dildo's over having a boyfriend...
THIS:

THIS:

THIS:

THIS (minus the lampshade):

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS:

and this! :

 

[XLNC]

Had a tiff, did we?

I still don't understand how the showerhead fits. At least you leave the lampshade out.

 

[Phoebe]

Ironic that on a sex site dedicated to payment of services or cash in exchange for sexual service, we get some people posting they would rather use objects to get off on rather than the real thing.... but ironically even lesbians use dildos and other phallic objects to insert into themselves.... Isn't it ironic don't ya think

 

[User184]

They may be attracted to women romantically and sexually... doesn't mean they no longer have vaginas.

 

[baldie]

Hmmm, though I'm sure there's many women who would prefer a dildo over having a girlfriend too.

 

[Happy2]

What shape will the future boyfriend's manhood have to be That's whats intriguing me
Going by those pics of potential dildoe's a unusual one may be required

 

[Phoebe]

What shape will the future boyfriend's manhood have to be That's whats intriguing me
Going by those pics of potential dildoe's a unusual one may be required

scientists will find the gene in the Female body that will allow them to reproduce without a man involved, so all what men will be required to will be hmmmmmm

 

[Happy2]

scientists will find the gene in the Female body that will allow them to reproduce without a man involved, so all what men will be required to will be hmmmmmm

.....Dream on Sir/Madam Phoebe .....

 

[XLNC]

scientists will find the gene in the Female body that will allow them to reproduce without a man involved, so all what men will be required to will be hmmmmmm

You clearly have no idea how the human reproductive system works if you think a simple gene will allow women to reproduce sperm-free. Rest assured a Gene (or Bob or Dennis or Jock or...) will continue to play an integral part in the process.

Besides, how many real women would not want a magnificent specimen like me involved?

 

[Sir Cruiser]

Well all i can say is that this young lady has not had the pleasure of Sir Cruiser's company or his hard shiny shaft of steel sword

 

[Happy2]

Well all i can say is that this young lady has not had the pleasure of Sir Cruiser's company or his hard shiny shaft of steel sword

That's what I like about you Cruiser Your modesty

 

[XLNC]

That's what I like about you Cruiser Your modesty

Yes, he is almost as modest as me, what?

 

[Phoebe]

.....Dream on Sir/Madam Phoebe .....

I was being funny... pardon my sarcasm attempts here..

You clearly have no idea how the human reproductive system works if you think a simple gene will allow women to reproduce sperm-free. Rest assured a Gene (or Bob or Dennis or Jock or...) will continue to play an integral part in the process.

Besides, how many real women would not want a magnificent specimen like me involved?

Hmmm I should of paid more attention during sex education at school..... fill me in please..

Where can a get a hold of XLNC tickets?? Do i need to camp out for them?? LOL

 

[Happy2]

Hmmm I should of paid more attention during sex education at school..... fill me in please..

Where can a get a hold of XLNC tickets?? Do i need to camp out for them?? LOL

I don't think being camp will get you anywhere with XNLC

 

[Phoebe]

I don't think being camp will get you anywhere with XNLC

I said camping out not being camp... come on dude...

 

[Happy2]

I apologise Phoebe I doffs me fascinator to ya

 

[Phoebe]

I apologise Phoebe I doffs me fascinator to ya

Hmm I hope your are not the granny that lost her dress on Oaks day

 

[XLNC]

Hmmm I should of paid more attention during sex education at school..... fill me in please..

Where can a get a hold of XLNC tickets?? Do i need to camp out for them?? LOL

Don't worry, I've put this instructional DVD set in the mail so you'll catch up to the rest of us before you can say Miss Andryst.

PS. You cannot get tickets, you are either worthy of XLNC selection or not. Hint: it's the latter in your case.

 

[XLNC]

I wonder if this is why Dakota prefers shower heads to boyfriends? Shower heads don't hijack threads.

 

[Happy2]

I wonder if this is why Dakota prefers shower heads to boyfriends? Shower heads don't hijack threads.

It's the TV remote that gets me That's a man's toy isn't it

 

[Phoebe]

It's the TV remote that gets me That's a man's toy isn't it

Equal op buddy... come on its 2015 not 1954....

 

[Phoebe]

Don't worry, I've put this instructional DVD set in the mail so you'll catch up to the rest of us before you can say Miss Andryst.

PS. You cannot get tickets, you are either worthy of XLNC selection or not. Hint: it's the latter in your
case.

You are the best? really thanks dude after this I will be like you a PHD in Sexual Education Miss Andryst love ya work....

awww I feel left out hmmmm I need some tissues.

 

[Sir Cruiser]

You are the best? really thanks dude after this I will be like you a PHD in Sexual Education Miss Andryst love ya work....

awww I feel left out hmmmm I need some tissues.

.....................Just tissues????????

 

[Phoebe]

.....................Just tissues????????

Yep just a box of 3 ply white tissues please, and I will be okay... really I will survive.

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Dakota boyfriends are nice also, we all go through periods where we never want another one, but trust another one will be around the corner, and like it says in the men are from Mars and the woman are from Venus, we need each other, both from different planets, different ways of judging things, but its human to need each other.

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Yep just a box of 3 ply white tissues please, and I will be okay... really I will survive.

Thats what Gloria Gaynor said too!!