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Poor jokes

J

Jennifer1993

Hey!

I'm looking to hear all the bad dad jokes

To start it off:

*When rubbing your eye*
Dad: What's up?"
Me: "There's something in my eye"
Dad: "Yeah, it's your finger"
 

Happy2

Legend Member
Points
23
Three nuns walking through the park when a flasher jumps out in front of them
Two nuns had a stroke
The third was not quick enough

Poor enough Jennifer?
 
C

Contrarian

Heard about the cowboy at the bank?
They call him the Loan Ranger.
 

sparky

Legend Member
Points
46
Victor, after a long, hard days work, decides he needs some relaxation, so he goes to his local brothel. He enters and finds the madam. As it's the busiest time of the day, there is only one girl left, who is Chinese and doesn't know a word of English. "I'll take her," he says desperately, as he is also in a hurry.
So they proceed upstairs and get down to business. As Victor is going full whack, the girl begins to shout out "Sung wa! Sung wa!" To which Victor assumes that this means great, fantastic, etc, so he continues unperturbed.
The following day he as at a golf meeting with a wealthy, prospective Chinese client, and is trying to impress him in any way he can. Just then, the client T's off and gets a whole in one. This gives Victor the opportunity to use his newly found Chinese phrase... "Sung wa! Sung wa!" he proclaims, to which the client replies, "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
 

whilom

Whilom
Gold Member
Points
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Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning.
Cos they don't have knuts to scratch!!
 
L

Langtrees.com

All the good jokes I know are racist or politically incorrect. So i'm going to sit her and shut my mouth.
 

xZaidax

Reception and Bartender in the ACT
Gold Member
Points
0
Q. Why don't rabbits make noise when they're having sex?
A. Because they have cotton balls ^.^
 

pause78

Ryder Deep
Diamond Member
Points
1
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

:eek:ccasion14
 
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