Please Brush Yoooo goddd dammm teeetthhh and clean urr asss

[MrJasondeli]

Yo, I’ve been out here catching whiffs of stank breath and booty way too many times during doggy or while heading down south. Like, c’mon, BRUSH, FLOSS, and scrape that tongueeee, my dude! And for the love of all that’s holy, clean that ass PROPERLY, please! After you drop a deuce, hit it with water, soap, and don’t be shy—get in there! Then wash your hands after, obviously. Respect the vibe, thank you. (Punters and WLs)

 

[Shazaam]

Too many showers gives you thrush.