pick up lines ...please share ..smile

[viking32]

hi girls and boys ...any good pick up lines around ..
my older brother picked up a girl..with this one,,will you like to come home to my place and gett sticky ..
i picked up a girl with a simpel ..will you like to come home to my place and do the dishes ...a girl at the pub asked if she can take me out for lunch the next day,,i said well then i have to cook your breakfast in the morning....just a few from me so please share,,from viking

 

[Mary Anne PA]

The best line Ive ever heard was from a complete stranger at a party.
I said "I like your outfit" she said "Itd look better on you, come on lets swap." and over course once we were naked......


Worst is "so what do I have to do to get you to sleep with me?"
Sounds too begging, plus I was stripping at the time, not socialising for fun lol.

 

[Thatguy]

unfortunately the only successful one I can put here is "Hi, Can I please book an hour with <insert name here>?"

 

[Fudd]

...well, the only thing I pick up is..........a cold!!! Probably explains why I don't have a successful pick up line......oh well.

However, the funniest pick up I've heard was part visual. I was at a night club years ago and saw this guy ask the bartender for a tea towel and a handful of ice. He wrapped the ice in the towel.....walked up to this lady.......slammed the tea towel wrapped ice on the table and said "now that I've broken the ice....."

.......had to be there I suppose.

Fudd

 

[viking32]

lol...like it fudd was very clever..i have to say,,
my friend went up to a girl and asked her if she wanted to borrow his mobile,,she said why..he said so you can tell your mum you wont be home tonight ..smile,,,

 

[pistonbroke]

pick up line

I like this one a girl used on me one night.
When i was born they gave me the option of having a really good memory or being a great fuck............what was i saying again?
It worked really well.

 

[bedtimewizard]

These are Gold Dust!!!

All of these are from a Guy to a Girl

Excuse me are you a parking ticket??
Coz you've got Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine written all over you

(Walk up to a gurl and say excuse me and grab the tag on the back of what ever top she's wearing then say)
"I Thought so................made in heaven"

Excuse me do you have a UBD
Coz i just got lost in your eyes

(Walk up to a gurl and wipe a piece of ice on her)
then say "You think your wet now........ wait til im finished with you.

 

[corneus]

honesty

One I used many years ago was simply "So what are your views on recreational sex?" : Turns out she had pretty much the same views as mine - hehe.

 

[corneus]

Sanppy comebacks to pickup lines.



Smart-arse comebacks to dodgy pick-up lines..and one very politically incorrect comeback to a comeback!

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do-Not-Enter."

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "That's ok - I was planning to unload up your arse anyway!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

 

[perthcanbehot]

i like the.. can i give you a aussie kiss
Shes like whats that?
I say ...Like a french kiss only down under

 

[viking32]

thank you guys ..thats what its all about,,,
i asked a girl once ..if i can give her a kiss ..she said no way i dont kiss on first date ..and specialy not a man i dont know..lol..
i said thats cool..but i only aske once,,,
we became good friends and about a year later ..we where having coffee some where,,and out off the bluee she said..i have been thinking a lot about having sex with me,,,i said cool.and my reply was you wont regret it..lol....it was very good and had a lot off fun,,and the next day she goes ..wow,,never had a guy giving her that much oral in one night,,,my reply was as i said you wont regret it,,with a big smile,,she moved to canberra ..but calls now and then ..which is very nice .from viking..

 

[Alycat]

i like the.. can i give you a aussie kiss
Shes like whats that?
I say ...Like a french kiss only down under

I not understand?? will you do demo for me,, please?!


Ohhh... Btw

 

[perthcanbehot]

love too alycat

 

[Cavesquig]

This pick-up line works

"If your heart is half as big as your smile you must be a very special person."

....more of a 'break-the-ice' line rather than pick-up line

BUT IT WORKS

 

[Alycat]

I always found "excuse me but could you help me with my bikini line" quite effective

 

[viking32]

smile....i like this one too..hi do you belive in love at first site ..if no i will just walk around the bar again and ask you again,..letss hope 2008 brings luck to many people

 

[yyZfan]

In my experience the only way pickup lines work is if they're said as a joke just before you introduce yourself or say something else. Maybe i'm doing them wrong...

 

[Minxxy]

In my experience the only way pickup lines work is if they're said as a joke just before you introduce yourself or say something else. Maybe i'm doing them wrong...

A good way to know if a woman is going to be reciprocal is to make eye contact...

You make eye contact with women and smile. Simple. If they hold your gaze and smile back wait a few seconds and then go talk to them. If they look away or make a not happy face then try someone else...

Then you only need to walk up and say hi...

 

[bonito]

Well it took me along time to figure this one out but the key( as most of you know i'm sure) ti pick up line is..... or actually isn't what you say at all.
The key is to SAY SOMETHING. Don't hesitate, don't prepare a magic pick up line just say something. How are you, hi, or even a grunt is enough. Just start talking.

 

[jj086]

Read this one in a trashy mag at the docs
"Did it hurt"
"what"
"when you fell out of heaven"
Was that sawer dude from tv series lost, though it probably only works when he sais it ha ha

 

[Miranda Fox]

"Are you going my way ?"
"You look lost ?"

Would you like a game of pool ?

 

[Sir Stefan]

One evening a couple of years back....whilst interstate... I walked into a Melbourne Hotel bar and...

There sat one of the most stunningly attractive Girls I had ever seen.... gorgeous smile, long blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes, well dressed and a with real tight chassis... She was sitting on a bar stool...legs crossed...all alone...sipping a champagne cocktail.

I sat down at the bar and just indulged my eyes in her magnificence as I fantisised about what I would do with her ...if I could do with her!

I was contemplating offering to buy a drink...but hesitated...thinking she must have a Guy with her somewhere... when she stood up...walked over and sat on the stool next to me and said..."Don't look at me with those puppy dog eyes"

I was stuck for words and could not think of anything intelligent to say... so blurted out..

I'm sorry, I just can't help it.... As I see what I like...and I like what I see...
So please don't deprive an olde perv like me!

She told me she was visiting, from interstate, on business and was staying in this very hotel and that she had a suite upstairs and if I would like to order a bottle of Moet from room service she would gladly share it with me!

I said "What the Moet or the room"... She replied "Both!".... and with that walked out of the bar...looking over her shoulder as she left...

Not being sure whether that was a 'brush off' or a c'mon I nervously followed... When we reached the elevator she waived me in... as the door shut she thru her arms around my neck and stuck her tongue deep down my throat!

I spent the night with her...and learned a lot... She was 31 years younger than me... she was in a live in relationship with a Guy... She owned her own business in the fashion industry .... and she was interstate on business.

She was suspicious that her partner played up when she was away on business and had asked one of her girl friends back home to check on his movements... She had phoned her that evening to tell her that she had witnessed another girl going into their house...with her partner.

So...she had decided to teach him a lesson and to have some fun herself... and I was just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time.

Of course the fun did not end there...she was determined to really get her own back on her partner.... So....

She got in touch with me when she returned to perth...and invited me down to have sex with her ...in HER house... on HER bed...whilstb he was out... She got off on it and I just lapped it up... That was until...

One day when he came home unexpected and I got shoved into the cupboard!

 

[happytimes]

Hi Sir Stefan, It's something really different when that sort of thing happens to us, it's pretty rare for me anyway but has happened a couple of times.

Don't know maybe it has something to do with you, me going on a holiday.
Something along those lines happened to me on the Indian pacific. I got on in Sydney and i was not sure where she had gotten on.

Though i was in the bar room playing cards and drinking with some people i had met. Then i saw her she was from Germany and i thought wow wouldn't i love to get her into bed.

I kept playing cards and got rather stung up, till this day i don;t remember what i said to her but next thing i remember i was in bed with her on the train and there pretty narrow beds.
We were having some pretty hot sex which i wont go into but i nearly got off the train with her at Adelaide which she asked me to do.

Her name was Helga and she was a stunning girl, I have often thought where i would be today if i did get off there and not come back to Perth to my wife.
We had separated for quiet a few months and i was on my way back to her.
Funny how moments like that happen and that is a very true story and she definitely was one beautiful girl and said she had never done that before,in more ways than one..:love4:

 

[Sir Stefan]

Yeah happy....thanks for sharing. Well it is something that causes these things to happen, but I'm not sure what.... however I do think it has a lot to do with time/place/circumstance.... Like you need to be in the right place, at the right time, under the right circumstances.

For example... had you moved into that bar with your Wife that evening, then what you experienced then would never have happened... it may have happened, but not involving you... So circumstance was, at that stage, in your favor.

Then, had she caught yesterdays train...or you caught tomorrows... then you may never have met.... That's a case of being in the right place.

And... had you gone to bed early and left the bar before she arrived then your romp in bed would not have occurred... that is a matter of timing.

But to the Guys that these things DO happen to...well i say we are just 'lucky'

 

[dryfry]

My one is " Yeah the half hour sounds good"

 

[happytimes]

Yeah Sir Stefan i think that is so true, As i said it has happened to me a couple of times.
So if i wasn't in those places at that time your right none would of happened.


In those cases though i think most of them were purely through eye contact and it just happened that way.


Because i am basically the shy sort of person i don't really get many women by using pick up lines and these days don't get out very much, so yeah the timing and being in the right place says it all.;D

 

[Sir Stefan]

Yeah Sir Stefan i think that is so true, As i said it has happened to me a couple of times.

In those cases though i think most of them were purely through eye contact and it just happened that way. D

Funny you should mention that 'eye contact' thing happy... as THAT was the very thing she said to me... "Don't look at me with those puppy dog eyes".....

Guess I will have to practice my eye contact routine!

 

[spaktard]

My Favs...

sorry ladies some are crude...never use em...but humourous none the less

I lost my phone number...can i have yours?

nice legs...what time they open?

Your eyes are like spanners...everytime i look into them my nuts tighten!!

 

[Miranda Fox]

SirStefan,
Loved your read about your stay in Melbourne.......Lucky man !!

Not sure if this is a pick up line or maybe a New Topic ?

The other night I was in the City Melb and sitting in a restaurant.
I was tapped on the shoulder, I turned and looked.
A man in his 50's, said to me "I am sorry, but you look like the
Hon Julia Gillard, (member for Lalor)."
Really I said..wow. Thank you and he continued to talk to me.

Wonders if anyone else has been mistaken for someone else ?

 

[kdj4life]

I must have died and gone to heaven, cause angels don't walk on earth