Perfect booking from a working girls point of view

[Phoebe]

One for the working ladies on here please, what would be your ideal booking ? where by a client pleased you instead of you pleasing the client.

 

[AxeMan]

What I've gathered is: hygene, politeness, not asking for unadvertised (esp natural) services, consideration and respect. The rest will then take care of itself and hopefully the pleasure will run both ways!

 

[bepp]

One for the working ladies on here please, what would be your ideal booking ? where by a client pleased you instead of you pleasing the client.

Someone with BIG wallet

 

[Dallas]

I think the ideal booking (not from my point of view) is similar to the GFE but it's the ME (marriage experience) where the guy hands over Mr CA$H and then says I'm just going to sit in front of the TV with my beer and watch the football while the girl says, i'm going shopping

 

[Farm Boy 2]

One for the working ladies on here please, what would be your ideal booking ? where by a client pleased you instead of you pleasing the client.

 

[funflyer]

No sex, booking fee, $500 tip and leaves after 5 mins!

 

[Phoebe]

Seems like leave a large wad of cash and leave without sex is the only thing here.. Other than that please I mean the actual booking please folks! LOL

 

[Dallas]

I think it applies to any industry, I work in IT and if someone said, well today you can come to work and not touch a computer, and here's a whole wad of cash and you can go shopping i'd say, YES!! perfect job

 

[MrBig]

I think it applies to any industry, I work in IT and if someone said, well today you can come to work and not touch a computer, and here's a whole wad of cash and you can go shopping i'd say, YES!! perfect job

I used to be work in IT. If a WL can get a big wad of cash one day, she can probably also take a day or two off and when she resumes it'll be new work. For the likes of you, as it used to be for me, it would simply mean that the work will continue from where you left it and other work has piled up. So I'd ask for an even bigger wad of cash.

 

[Dallas]

I used to be work in IT. If a WL can get a big wad of cash one day, she can probably also take a day or two off and when she resumes it'll be new work. For the likes of you, as it used to be for me, it would simply mean that the work will continue from where you left it and other work has piled up. So I'd ask for an even bigger wad of cash.

Yes I guess it would be like taking a couple of days off and then two days worth of clients are at the counter wanting to book you. Oh and if you ask for more cash these days, the convert you to casual and outsource your job to the natives on Isla Nublar which is 500 miles off the coast of Costa Rica and has a huge park there although the documentary I watched said they're having trouble with the electric fences

 

[homer]

I think it applies to any industry, I work in IT and if someone said, well today you can come to work and not touch a computer, and here's a whole wad of cash and you can go shopping i'd say, YES!! perfect job

Eh Dallas, what do you do if you get a big WAD of BS? No cash, no money, no credit, just BS.

 

[Wilde Amanda]

A connection with a gentleman can be very pleasurable & even more-so when he extends the booking for the whole weekend to talk, shows lots of care, feeds me delicious food, excellent wine & massage me into bliss.

 

[Dallas]

Eh Dallas, what do you do if you get a big WAD of BS? No cash, no money, no credit, just BS.

Hmm that sounds like you've been promoted to the Helldesk, it's like BDSM with no safe word, where you get chained up, whipped, talked dirty to over the phone and not paid. Personally I'm hoping that the safe word will be "windows 10" but I thought that with Windows 95 and I'm still waiting

 

[MrBig]

Yes I guess it would be like taking a couple of days off and then two days worth of clients are at the counter wanting to book you. Oh and if you ask for more cash these days, the convert you to casual and outsource your job to the natives on Isla Nublar which is 500 miles off the coast of Costa Rica and has a huge park there although the documentary I watched said they're having trouble with the electric fences

But then they'll reverse the decision as they begin to realise that there might some basis to Chaos theory once they, due to the mystery surrounding the island's dwindling population, begin to have trouble keeping those positions filled.
Hey! We should co-write a novel!
Look! There's finally a response to the thread by a lady.
Thanks @Wilde Amanda.

 

[MrBig]

Hmm that sounds like you've been promoted to the Helldesk, it's like BDSM with no safe word, where you get chained up, whipped, talked dirty to over the phone and not paid. Personally I'm hoping that the safe word will be "windows 10" but I thought that with Windows 95 and I'm still waiting

I've restored Windows 7. I gave Windows 10 a chance for a couple of days. I think I'd need a faster laptop.

 

[Zara Daniels]

I think the ideal booking (not from my point of view) is similar to the GFE but it's the ME (marriage experience) where the guy hands over Mr CA$H and then says I'm just going to sit in front of the TV with my beer and watch the football while the girl says, i'm going shopping

that would be pretty perfect lol

 

[Zara Daniels]

A connection with a gentleman can be very pleasurable & even more-so when he extends the booking for the whole weekend to talk, shows lots of care, feeds me delicious food, excellent wine & massage me into bliss.

I agree! a good laugh, great food and a wonderful massage is always a perfect booking ;-)

 

[sunyun]

So don't take Maccas to a booking then ?

 

[Zara Daniels]

So don't take Maccas to a booking then ?

you could, i wouldnt eat it myself though id have to tie you up and smoosh it all over your face for laughs ;-)

 

[homer]

Hmm that sounds like you've been promoted to the Helldesk, it's like BDSM with no safe word, where you get chained up, whipped, talked dirty to over the phone and not paid. Personally I'm hoping that the safe word will be "windows 10" but I thought that with Windows 95 and I'm still waiting

Sounds very close to it...lol...if your still using Microshaft products, there's no safe word. Yeah I remember win 95, that was quite some shafting done on consumers. Companies who used them, hmmmm...they were kinda lucky, there werent as many hackers as there are now. The safe word is Linux and or MAC if your prepared to pay for a Linux knock off.

 

[Dallas]

Sounds very close to it...lol...if your still using Microshaft products, there's no safe word. Yeah I remember win 95, that was quite some shafting done on consumers. Companies who used them, hmmmm...they were kinda lucky, there werent as many hackers as there are now. The safe word is Linux and or MAC if your prepared to pay for a Linux knock off.

I think we've identified a new kink, it's called getting microsoft. Just make sure your floppy disk can no longer accept ram then show it to the mother board who will boot you out of her windows and into a universal serial bus

 

[homer]

I think we've identified a new kink, it's called getting microsoft. Just make sure your floppy disk can no longer accept ram then show it to the mother board who will boot you out of her windows and into a universal serial bus

No no no, Dallas...the floppy disk needs to go into her floppy drive...leave mother out of it. If your operating system is valid, she will boot...she will...that is if she has enough RAM....otherwise jam some more RAM into her.