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Penis Rings - a new twist

HappyPirate

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Ahoy, Hmmmm a cock ring around my PegLeg????????
I suppose it could be very decorative.
Maybe I can place it around my Rum bottle aswell
 

djon4u

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As an older male might try the Lucky band (or is it Lacky band) I guess an elastic band might do. Any comments would be welcome.
 

Dallas

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I wonder if Siri on your iPhone gives you real-time feed back on your performance...?...

" you have been going at it for 2 hour, 35 minutes and 22 seconds, expended 1875 kilojoules, and generated 1.8 tonnes of green house emissions.....it's time to cum now"

or

"I'm trying not to laugh at your size.. do you want me to consult wiki to see if I can make it longer?"
 

homer

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Wow I can see it now, the Bondara benchmark. If your not up to their benchmark, your a flop.

They will turn cock training into big business. Just brilliant.

I wonder if they will release the Clam Ring, one for the ladies. Benchmarking the clam, mmmmm.

Then a social media site will cum, called the CockBook, showcase your Rooster's performance...and a ClamBook for the ladies. The possibilities are endless..omg
 

Dallas

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This is true homer, we should go into business and we could be the next IT billionares... known for starting CB - cockbook, and a variety of benchmark phone apps that connect to it called "speedtest", "Howbigismyload", and "screwtube", and "performance director".. the latter having Siri tell you all the right moves.. and say yes no no, your doing that wrong :D
 

homer

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This is true homer, we should go into business and we could be the next IT billionares... known for starting CB - cockbook, and a variety of benchmark phone apps that connect to it called "speedtest", "Howbigismyload", and "screwtube", and "performance director".. the latter having Siri tell you all the right moves.. and say yes no no, your doing that wrong :D

Definitely Dallas, innovation starts with a cock or clam. Ideas trickle into a $ pot. Crowing suckcess!
With things like how far can one squirt? With great phone apps such as Squirt-O-Meter, Erector Meter, and DampClam Meter. OMG, time to patent some of these. lol :D
 
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