LongHair
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So feeling a little like old mother hubbard, on the way home from work I decide to stop at the local supermarket to pick a few desperately needed items. I got the check out and the assistant started to scan through my items, soup for one, craft singles cheese, a few youfoodZ meals, single piece of steak, you get the idea, living alone not really shopping in bulk.
The sho assistant looks up and me and "says you must be single. I reply what gave it away, all the single serve meals?
She replied, "no...........your bald, short, fat and ugly"
The sho assistant looks up and me and "says you must be single. I reply what gave it away, all the single serve meals?
She replied, "no...........your bald, short, fat and ugly"