Orgy anyone?

[Jamie Jackson]

So a friend and I were googling new furniture and beds and came across this….

For a bed made out of cardboard I’m really impressed yet skeptical
Maybe Langtrees can update the beds and we can test it out with a big ol orgy apparently 33 people.

Who’s interested

 

[johnmatilda]

So a friend and I were googling new furniture and beds and came across this….
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For a bed made out of cardboard I’m really impressed yet skeptical
Maybe Langtrees can update the beds and we can test it out with a big ol orgy apparently 33 people.

Who’s interested

The catch is that the floor won't hold.

 

[richm]

Think you need to ask for their product test reports & if they have pictures !

 

[Vader]

So a friend and I were googling new furniture and beds and came across this….
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For a bed made out of cardboard I’m really impressed yet skeptical
Maybe Langtrees can update the beds and we can test it out with a big ol orgy apparently 33 people.

Who’s interested

Can we jump up and down on the bed, like in the photos? That looks like fun

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Can we jump up and down on the bed, like in the photos? That looks like fun

Absolutely
And naked girl pillow fight

 

[Jamie Jackson]

The catch is that the floor won't hold.

Okay so maybe don’t put the orgy upstairs… just to be safe

 

[johnmatilda]

Absolutely
And naked girl pillow fight

This I would like to see.

 

[Celeste]

I wonder if there is a cardboard bed base company that would offer up their product to be tested in an Orgy at Langtrees?! I think that orgy could take place upstairs, in the Langtrees Room, my money is on the bed base or the lucky punters invited to give out way before the ladies at Langtrees... or the floor!!

 

[johnmatilda]

I wonder if there is a cardboard bed base company that would offer up their product to be tested in an Orgy at Langtrees?! I think that orgy could take place upstairs, in the Langtrees Room, my money is on the bed base or the lucky punters invited to give out way before the ladies at Langtrees... or the floor!!

What happens when the cardboard bed gets soggy with you know what? It will collapse into a soggy goey heap!

 

[John Smithl]

What happens when the cardboard bed gets soggy with you know what? It will collapse into a soggy goey heap!

Get creative with papier-mâché?

 

[Jamie Jackson]

I wonder if there is a cardboard bed base company that would offer up their product to be tested in an Orgy at Langtrees?! I think that orgy could take place upstairs, in the Langtrees Room, my money is on the bed base or the lucky punters invited to give out way before the ladies at Langtrees... or the floor!!

Hahahah we should ask around.

That’s definitely a review for that company to advertise, their brand would go viral.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

What happens when the cardboard bed gets soggy with you know what? It will collapse into a soggy goey heap!

I should hope the cardboard is decently waterproof

 

[Vader]

I should hope the cardboard is decently waterproof

Being cardboard, the beds should be recyclable!

 

[Celeste]

How about we start an arts and crafts/building/furniture design here at Langtrees and build a perfect, ultra absorbent yet self cleaning, bed?

 

[johnmatilda]

Being cardboard, the beds should be recyclable!

Not with the biological hazard in it!

 

[Jamie Jackson]

We need the monsters inc biohazard team to sort it out.

 

[johnmatilda]

We need the monsters inc biohazard team to sort it out.
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I think we're going to need something more industrial and a way to communicate with the bio lifeform:

 

[Jamie Jackson]

I think we're going to need something more industrial and a way to communicate with the bio lifeform:

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Burn everything and start again

Same rules apply when there is a massive spider in the house.

 

[Celeste]

Will have to... those Monsters are bound to get the hazmat suits off & join the orgy..... everyone & the cardboard bed totally f****

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Will have to... those Monsters are bound to get the hazmat suits off & join the orgy..... everyone & the cardboard bed totally f****

Leave the suits on
Kinky

 

[Vader]

And they’ll protect you from the spiders

 

[johnmatilda]

Leave the suits on
Kinky

How does the...uh...orgy work then with suits on?

 

[Jamie Jackson]

How does the...uh...orgy work then with suits on?

I’m sure there’s a zip somewhere lol.
Or they can just be slaves in the mix

 

[johnmatilda]

I’m sure there’s a zip somewhere lol.
Or they can just be slaves in the mix

Lol...I'm out then. I'm not falling for that again. Caught my weaner in a few zips and now wear buttoned pants. Broke them zippers too many times.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Lol...I'm out then. I'm not falling for that again. Caught my weaner in a few zips and now wear buttoned pants. Broke them zippers too many times.

How did you get the frank above the beans