Obbies question of the week

[Obbie]

Ok today was driving on roe hwy this morning and came up beside a Merc there was a ladie in it rubbing herself whilst at the lights as we went to the next set of lights she was getting more intense not sure what was getting her going but was a good show driving a truck you tend to see a few things so the question is 1 have you ever seen some kinky or weird stuff whilst driving around or 2 have you ever done something kinky on the road or 3 if you have thought of it what would you do knowing some one may see you cheers obbie

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, I sail a Ship, Hmmmmmm I guess I have failed.
You can guess, in the future, those Dash Cam`s will record more than bad driving, I am sure they will get a few Kinky ride shots as well, especially mounted from a truck, and then you can count on the footage ending up in YouTube LOL

 

[Obbie]

Not wrong but was a good way to start the day

 

[Master Yoda]

Frankly I've never seen anyone else. But 2 of the girls I used to get around with loved to give a bj while I was driving.

The wl made a point of doing it only when theres a jam at some lights.

The civilian started while I was parked on St George Tce and refused to stop till I popped. Many ppl stared and I was quite put off. And it took me a while.


Does that count?

 

[Obbie]

Frankly I've never seen anyone else. But 2 of the girls I used to get around with loved to give a bj while I was driving.

The wl made a point of doing it only when theres a jam at some lights.

The civilian started while I was parked on St George Tce and refused to stop till I popped. Many ppl stared and I was quite put off. And it took me a while.


Does that count?

Sure does it's the time of the event brings back find memory's for you yoda $$

 

[colzilla]

I've done plenty of rooting in the back of car$ and panelvans but we were parked whilst doing the dirty deed.
But it's all so long ago it's a bit of a blur... and dodgy

My last job was a truck driver. Did a delivery to one of the northern beachside suburbs. When I arrived at the address the truck cab was just high enough to see over the front wall and the female owner out the front sunbathing topless.
She wasn't impressed.

I told my fellow driver at the depot and he said "She must have been out the front draining the cum out of her arse"

 

[Obbie]

I've done plenty of rooting in the back of car$ and panelvans but we were parked whilst doing the dirty deed.
But it's all so long ago it's a bit of a blur... and dodgy

My last job was a truck driver. Did a delivery to one of the northern beachside suburbs. When I arrived at the address the truck cab was just high enough to see over the front wall and the female owner out the front sunbathing topless.
She wasn't impressed.

I told my fellow driver at the depot and he said "She must have been out the front draining the cum out of her arse"

Really amazing what you can see sitting up there I have a new freight liner only thing missing is the balcony you sit up that high in it

 

[Rochelle]

Haven't seen anything exciting while driving but in saying that I am driving around in Perth and concentrate on the traffic just in case some idiot might come too close to my beautiful VW and might scratch it........(sigh......that's still real love)
But I have given a few BJs and HJs back in the day. Now I would be too worried that I might end up on a YouTube as a BJ sensation........no thanks

 

[Dallas]

Years ago my GF gave me a BJ while we were driving down the highway, it wasn't too distracting until I came and lost sight of everything for a second or two! It made texting while driving seem positively safe!

 

[Master Yoda]

Years ago my GF gave me a BJ while we were driving down the highway, it wasn't too distracting until I came and lost sight of everything for a second or two! It made texting while driving seem positively safe!

I pull over for that part. Didn't wanna die lol

 

[bushseeker]

On long boring country drives ive been known to crack one off .

 

[homer]

Well Obbie, you should have a cam setup at the side of your truck for "security purpose". lol.

I can't say I've observed such thing while driving, I am normally eye straight not unless someone giving me the birdie.

My ex gave me a bj while driving once, and we almost became instant tree huggers. Not that we are very environmental. Distraction on the 2nd head can be deadly. lol...

Besides the cops are watching. This morning driving along the freeway at snails pace. A traffic copper on bike riding slowly along the emergency lane with hazard lights on. He was looking into everyone's car he passes. I reckon he's trying to catch people in the act of indecency.

 

[Rochelle]

Thinking about it now (older and wiser )..........how about my health and safety? Now guys you tell me........when you receive a BJ while driving do you 1) close your eyes? 2) make strange and unexpected movements? 3) put down your foot harder on the accelerater? or 4) hit the break instantly?

 

[Obbie]

Well Obbie, you should have a cam setup at the side of your truck for "security purpose". lol.

I can't say I've observed such thing while driving, I am normally eye straight not unless someone giving me the birdie.

My ex gave me a bj while driving once, and we almost became instant tree huggers. Not that we are very environmental. Distraction on the 2nd head can be deadly. lol...

Besides the cops are watching. This morning driving along the freeway at snails pace. A traffic copper on bike riding slowly along the emergency lane with hazard lights on. He was looking into everyone's car he passes. I reckon he's trying to catch people in the act of indecency.

So true homer but at the red light or just before is when I can see most

 

[Obbie]

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Thinking about it now (older and wiser )..........how about my health and safety? Now guys you tell me........when you receive a BJ while driving do you 1) close your eyes? 2) make strange and unexpected movements? 3) put down your foot harder on the accelerater? or 4) hit the break instantly?

Um er um all of the above miss Rochelle xxx

 

[Rochelle]

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Um er um all of the above miss Rochelle xxx

Shit won't give you a BJ then while you are driving.........

 

[Obbie]

Oh why not long as you don't bite when braking

 

[Rochelle]

Oh why not long as you don't bite when braking

..........or pull hard when you accelerate..........

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Lucky you Obbie seeing All sorts on your Trip..........xxx

 

[Ginger Spice]

Kinkiest thing I get to see is tradies mooning me on the freeway.... *insert sarcasm here* They are just SO DAMN FUNNY.

You know the first time it was funny... The fifth time.. not so much.

 

[Obbie]

Nothing like day time crack on your drive

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, Eyyyyyyyeee would close Myyyy One Eye and my good hand will still Beee holding a Rum bottle, OK lets play, now how do you drive a car????????????
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Thinking about it now (older and wiser )..........how about my health and safety? Now guys you tell me........when you receive a BJ while driving do you 1) close your eyes? 2) make strange and unexpected movements? 3) put down your foot harder on the accelerater? or 4) hit the break instantly?

 

[Obbie]

Could take Rochelle snow skiing maybe !!

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Bro Obbie I am sure Rochelle would Luv to go Snow Skiing for xmas, so which country will you guys be staying???, Italy, Sweden,Austria and I am sure she luvs 5 stars Hotel,
Do not forget the shopping as well, after all xmas time is coming
Have a fun xmas you guys,
Now I am still stuck with this idea of learning to Drive a Car?
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Could take Rochelle snow skiing maybe !!

 

[colzilla]

Is your chauffeur unwell HP?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, Thx for asking Bro Col, but, we are sailors, we know nothing about cars, and when we need a ride, we just get into one and tell the driver where we wish to go
Cheers Bro

Is your chauffeur unwell HP?

 

[TheCock]

Thinking about it now (older and wiser )..........how about my health and safety? Now guys you tell me........when you receive a BJ while driving do you 1) close your eyes? 2) make strange and unexpected movements? 3) put down your foot harder on the accelerater? or 4) hit the break instantly?

Drifting Gobbies Drifting in a car in competition while receiving a bj, now that's talent!!

Ginger: Moon them back haha

 

[homer]

Thinking about it now (older and wiser )..........how about my health and safety? Now guys you tell me........when you receive a BJ while driving do you 1) close your eyes? 2) make strange and unexpected movements? 3) put down your foot harder on the accelerater? or 4) hit the break instantly?

Definitely number 3. Makes one knee jerks and vibrate at the same time, not to mention the moaning Homer. And not a good time to be religious, winding down that window and call out his name...lol...Don't look good from the other car. If a reporter was driving next to me, i'd make headline news.

 

[Rochelle]

Ahoy, Eyyyyyyyeee would close Myyyy One Eye and my good hand will still Beee holding a Rum bottle, OK lets play, now how do you drive a car????????????
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Sounds like you have to go for an automatic old pirate........is probably saver anyway considering your preferred means of transport

 

[Rochelle]

Could take Rochelle snow skiing maybe !!

Now that sounds very intriguing.........wonder how to give BJs on ski..........maybe HJs would be easier to start with?
I have to say Obbie, you are a very brave man..........