Obbies new question

[Obbie]

If you were going for a massage ladies by a guy what would you expect the guy to look like does his build make much difference or the size of his penis if it were to be nude massage do certain things make the experience less enjoyable or is it about the massage and the pure enjoyment you can get from someone who is not blessed with a six pack and a large member thanks obbie

 

[Rochelle]

1) Nice strong hands.......no bitten nails please..........good skin.........good teeth.........no fungus, (a must)
2) nice after shave, (a must)
3) nice personality, (a must)
4) wide shoulders, (optional but preferred)
5) hairy arms and chest (optional but preferred)
6) high: 180cm plus.......(optional but preferred)
7) age.......between 30 and 55.........(optional but preferred),

dick size doesn't really matter.......

 

[bestie]

Gee Rochelle, I fit all those. You and I have got to meet

 

[mikeymike7]

Charlie, the male masseuse at Perfect Touch pretty much ticks all those boxes except the hairy part!
I had been a few times to see the girls and convinced my Mrs to give it a try. She was really nervous to begin with, but after meeting him, she felt totally comfortable and apparently gave her the best massage she's ever had....

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmmm well I am a big;- Fail
Ohhhhh hang on;---- Nice after shave, a little Rum can go a long way, OK 1 out of 7
Looks like US Pirates Arrrrrr just a waste of time
Good to Seeeee nothing has changed
Cheers and Pass the Rum

1) Nice strong hands.......no bitten nails please..........good skin.........good teeth.........no fungus, (a must)
2) nice after shave, (a must)
3) nice personality, (a must)
4) wide shoulders, (optional but preferred)
5) hairy arms and chest (optional but preferred)
6) high: 180cm plus.......(optional but preferred)
7) age.......between 30 and 55.........(optional but preferred),

dick size doesn't really matter.......

 

[TheCock]

1) Nice strong hands.......no bitten nails please..........good skin.........good teeth.........no fungus, (a must)
2) nice after shave, (a must)
3) nice personality, (a must)
4) wide shoulders, (optional but preferred)
5) hairy arms and chest (optional but preferred)
6) high: 180cm plus.......(optional but preferred)
7) age.......between 30 and 55.........(optional but preferred),

dick size doesn't really matter.......

I am qualified But only cover most of those basis

 

[Rochelle]

Hehehehehehe.......you guys should let me be the judge of it........you should all come in and demonstrate your massage skills and your hairy arms/chest...........rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Come on HappyP........as a pirate it is a must to be hairy........

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Thank-you for the invite and yes you can have a free massage, but, alas apart from offering you a rum and my sparkling personality I suspect my talents will be a disappointment to you.
In general been a pirate really reflects the attitude of been different and happy about oneself so my lack of body hair is just one of my talents.
OK;- I have one hand, one eye, a few teeth, no body hair and one leg and I am considered ancient in age by 20 year old;- well now I am a big fail as far as most people would consider, but, i am happy and i do have one evil squawking Pet that loves to poop on me and anyone else.
Cheers and Pass the Rum

Hehehehehehe.......you guys should let me be the judge of it........you should all come in and demonstrate your massage skills and your hairy arms/chest...........rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Come on HappyP........as a pirate it is a must to be hairy........

 

[Rochelle]

............mmmmmmmmmm a one handed massage.........you certainly got me hooked.........

 

[Madam Jacqui]

The same as how Guy's would like their Ladies to Look........xxx

 

[homer]

1) Nice strong hands.......no bitten nails please..........good skin.........good teeth.........no fungus, (a must)
2) nice after shave, (a must)
3) nice personality, (a must)
4) wide shoulders, (optional but preferred)
5) hairy arms and chest (optional but preferred)
6) high: 180cm plus.......(optional but preferred)
7) age.......between 30 and 55.........(optional but preferred),

dick size doesn't really matter.......

I am your masseuse, maam.

 

[Rochelle]

I am your masseuse, maam.

rrrrrrrrr sounds very good. please feel free to join the queue of potential massage skill demonstrations............

 

[Obbie]

No demo just dive in do it blue truckies singlet yaka shorts ready for action

 

[Farm Boy 2]

Now this is how a bloke with a few clues massage's a woman.

 

[homer]

rrrrrrrrr sounds very good. please feel free to join the queue of potential massage skill demonstrations............

Yes maam, I be gladly take a ticket and join the queue. I give good palmy massage. It's a turn off when the massage is all fingers and no palm.

 

[Rochelle]

Yes maam, I be gladly take a ticket and join the queue. I give good palmy massage. It's a turn off when the massage is all fingers and no palm.

..........I love details..........real success lies in the details...........tell me more.

 

[homer]

Well I taker ma left hand place it on yer tense left shoulder blade, then I taker ma right hand place it on yer tense right shoulder blade. Then I kick start ma kneading machine, then the rest is history. lol...