New Slithering Massage @ Langtrees perhaps?

[garibaldi]

Link is broken so has been taken down

See the picture... I think I would give it a miss...

 

[Master Yoda]

Ewww

 

[Dallas]

OMG! I couldn't imagine anything LESS relaxing!

 

[Ginger Spice]

GREAT!! MORE SNAKES.

 

[Ms Sue]

You would want to make sure the snake is well feed just in case it tried to swallow the wrong thing... lol

 

[Lana]

I LOVE IT.......

 

[Dallas]

What if the snake gets scared and tries to find a burrow?

 

[homer]

You call this massage? I call it a scam. It's no massage if it ain't hands on.

 

[Dallas]

You call this massage? I call it a scam. It's no massage if it ain't hands on.

I bet the ladies were having a few wines one night and made a bet to see who could get a customer with the craziest method possible, one said oh I'll cover the guy in snakes and then go out the back for a smoke while they're slithering all over him and charge him double as an extra! - ie there's a snake surcharge of course

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Hmmmm my theory is, a new type of Rimming massage, the snakes do all the work.
Cheers and Pass the Rum

 

[homer]

For people who have a reptile phobia the massage could be freaking tense. Then you need a really good RnT place to release that tenseness.

 

[Ms Sue]

You wouldn't need a cock ring... lol

 

[homer]

That's one constricted snake. The only way is up they say.