Never a dull moment 🫣

[Jamie Jackson]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

 

[Honey Diamond]

HAHAHA I avoid panties like the plague if I can! I wear them for work just bc I feel like it completes the look but that’s so funny.

 

[Angela "R"]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

Its kind of funny coz as far as I know men loves opening clothes for women, and this man seems very funny for me.

 

[AmeliaKennedy]

I never wear panties in my personal life only in my working life But I would always wear them unless prior requested at work because lingerie is sexy and a matching set is

 

[LongHair]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

well speaking purely for myself, back when I was " on the "pick up scene" it was only on the rare occasion where I discovered a woman not wearing panties when we progressed to that point.
For me personally, either way it is certainly not a deal breaker, unless of course it developes into a "Bridgette Jones moment" and she is wearing a pair of nanna knickers, then perhaps I would baulk

I do often find my mind wondering into spot the VPL when a lovely lady walks by me.

 

[Longshot]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

Jamie I find it a little odd to be honest. Rarely, if at all, have I ever seen a WL undress and not have underwear on. That is a lot of the mystique for me. And for the guy to be put off by that is just...weird!!

 

[Joe Ozzie]

Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties.

Oh dear, I love unpackaging so to speak.
In a BDSM session, being made to take them off with your mouth is a big turn on

 

[Deleted member 49173]

By 'panties' I envisaged a cute little lacey nothingness .. mmm

Ladies .. I'm right hard over on the side of those who really enjoy unwrapping my gifts .. and doing the unwrapping myself is the best kind of fun. Let me undo all your buttons or zips , clasps or hooks .. AND slowly peel them 'panties' down as well. You can stand up , lay down , sit on or bend over whatever .. whichever gives the best view

No panties is AF in public tho. that too ..

 

[Claudiaelle]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

I am a sucker for a comfy pair of sexy briefs when working the floor but find myself going commando at home all the time

 

[Rex Feral]

A particular young lady @ FaFa's is always sans nickers!

 

[Casey Love]

I can't wait to hear some of your other stories haha

 

[Jasmine Malika]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

I sometimes go commando, ie like this night hahwhwhw

 

[Jamie Jackson]

I never wear panties in my personal life only in my working life But I would always wear them unless prior requested at work because lingerie is sexy and a matching set is

I’m the same. If he has a kink for girls not wearing underwear, he could’ve given me a heads up
I’m happy to accomodate.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

well speaking purely for myself, back when I was " on the "pick up scene" it was only on the rare occasion where I discovered a woman not wearing panties when we progressed to that point.
For me personally, either way it is certainly not a deal breaker, unless of course it developes into a "Bridgette Jones moment" and she is wearing a pair of nanna knickers, then perhaps I would baulk

I do often find my mind wondering into spot the VPL when a lovely lady walks by me.

I hope by now he time I need nana knickers I’m well out of the game

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Jamie I find it a little odd to be honest. Rarely, if at all, have I ever seen a WL undress and not have underwear on. That is a lot of the mystique for me. And for the guy to be put off by that is just...weird!!

Haha well I guess it’s just his kink and I was supposed to read his mind and just know that.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Oh dear, I love unpackaging so to speak.
In a BDSM session, being made to take them off with your mouth is a big turn on

Ooh I love that too

 

[Jamie Jackson]

By 'panties' I envisaged a cute little lacey nothingness .. mmm

Ladies .. I'm right hard over on the side of those who really enjoy unwrapping my gifts .. and doing the unwrapping myself is the best kind of fun. Let me undo all your buttons or zips , clasps or hooks .. AND slowly peel them 'panties' down as well. You can stand up , lay down , sit on or bend over whatever .. whichever gives the best view

No panties is AF in public tho. that too ..

I live a good bend over and wiggle

 

[Jamie Jackson]

I sometimes go commando, ie like this night hahwhwhw

Princess jasmine 🫣
Always a dirty birdie lol

 

[Jasmine Malika]

Princess jasmine 🫣
Always a dirty birdie lol

You know that’s right !

 

[Lukey]

Okay so I’ve decided to start a chain of threads for all the awkward, funny and randoms things that happen to me while working.

So I recently met a client in the lounge and after a lovely chat he decided to spend some time with me.
Upon me undressing in the room, the smile wiped from his face when he saw I was wearing panties. I asked what was wrong and he said he was disappointed I was wearing panties and that his fantasy was bust. I apologised and we proceeded but at the end he said he didn’t get into the sex and thought I was a prude for wearing underwear.
I asked how many women he comes across that don’t wear underwear and he nearly all of them.

Now to the ladies, how many of you do or don’t wear underwear?

And to the men, is this as big a deal as he made it out to be?

I can’t be the only one that thinking this was funny, and I’m definitely not a prude

Yeah nah he’s pretty odd.

Doesn’t bother me; I’ve had both & each can be sexy as hell.

 

[AmeliaKennedy]

I had a client come Monday and when he had showered he said 'ok I want a golden shower on me please' erm... A) that's not a GFE and would be an extra B) I'm completely unprepared and would never enter a booking with a full bladder and lastly C) my incall was not set up for that request.

Why if you wanted that would you not advise the provider first? It's a weird one just to say as you enter without any prior discussions. He seemed pretty miffed he couldn't have it and it made the rest of the booking super awkward because he kept requesting things I don't include or just going for them anyway with me having to tell him to stop biting me etc and kept reverting back to the GS and how he needed that.

So in future if you want something specific or abit out the ordinary please let your provider know first so they can either decline or adequately prepare! Also costs can then be discussed too.

 

[sircurious]

I had a client come Monday and when he had showered he said 'ok I want a golden shower on me please' erm... A) that's not a GFE and would be an extra B) I'm completely unprepared and would never enter a booking with a full bladder and lastly C) my incall was not set up for that request.

Why if you wanted that would you not advise the provider first? It's a weird one just to say as you enter without any prior discussions. He seemed pretty miffed he couldn't have it and it made the rest of the booking super awkward because he kept requesting things I don't include or just going for them anyway with me having to tell him to stop biting me etc and kept reverting back to the GS and how he needed that.

So in future if you want something specific or abit out the ordinary please let your provider know first so they can either decline or adequately prepare! Also costs can then be discussed too.

Pity you didn't have any Passiona or similar to spray on him!!!

 

[Deleted member 49173]

Pity you didn't have any Passiona or similar to spray on him!!!

Yeh , or bleach even

 

[Deleted member 49173]

I had a client come Monday and when he had showered he said 'ok I want a golden shower on me please' erm... A) that's not a GFE and would be an extra B) I'm completely unprepared and would never enter a booking with a full bladder and lastly C) my incall was not set up for that request.

Why if you wanted that would you not advise the provider first? It's a weird one just to say as you enter without any prior discussions. He seemed pretty miffed he couldn't have it and it made the rest of the booking super awkward because he kept requesting things I don't include or just going for them anyway with me having to tell him to stop biting me etc and kept reverting back to the GS and how he needed that.

So in future if you want something specific or abit out the ordinary please let your provider know first so they can either decline or adequately prepare! Also costs can then be discussed too.

I assume his # is now blocked ?? What a boofhead ..
I can hardly believe you let him stay. You're clearly very tolerant.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

I had a client come Monday and when he had showered he said 'ok I want a golden shower on me please' erm... A) that's not a GFE and would be an extra B) I'm completely unprepared and would never enter a booking with a full bladder and lastly C) my incall was not set up for that request.

Why if you wanted that would you not advise the provider first? It's a weird one just to say as you enter without any prior discussions. He seemed pretty miffed he couldn't have it and it made the rest of the booking super awkward because he kept requesting things I don't include or just going for them anyway with me having to tell him to stop biting me etc and kept reverting back to the GS and how he needed that.

So in future if you want something specific or abit out the ordinary please let your provider know first so they can either decline or adequately prepare! Also costs can then be discussed too.

Yes, sometimes I think that if guys would just be super honest and upfront with what experience they are after rather than springing it on us or thinking we are mind readers they would actually get the service they are after.
We are here to please (within limits), we don’t get a kick out of disappointing the clients nor do we enjoy being annoyed ourselves.

 

[Sally Sexting]

Men and their fantasies. I know you girls must be coming across so many weird things but happy that you are sharing your experiences
I love you, Jamie. You are one of my favorites in Langtrees

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Men and their fantasies. I know you girls must be coming across so many weird things but happy that you are sharing your experiences
I love you, Jamie. You are one of my favorites in Langtrees

Aww thank you xx
You always make me blush

 

[mrys]

I’m the same. If he has a kink for girls not wearing underwear, he could’ve given me a heads up
I’m happy to accomodate.

Absolutely! You're not a mind reader. He kind of ruined it for himself by not asking.

 

[Jamie Jackson]

Absolutely! You're not a mind reader. He kind of ruined it for himself by not asking.

Exactly, thank you lol

 

[IceFragmatic]

I keep my jockey out coz i know it will come out ...